July 26, 20241 yr That was hard to watch. Damn. But hey, they have some fine ass cheerleaders. He should have opened with that.
July 26, 20241 yr 10 hours ago, Jimmy Two Times said: There is genuinely no way to undersell the extent to which Chip Kelly burned the program down on his way out. He tossed a live grenade to Foster and waddled his fat ass out of there. I'm not in anyway diminishing the pegging Chip provided UCLA, but I do have to note that there are other yellow toothed coaches out there than achieved not dissimilar levels of pegging on other universities before "retiring" back to whence they came.
July 26, 20241 yr 13 hours ago, BurntEyes said: Look, I'll call it like I see it. There are a lot more "honorable" posters here that have aspirations to be surrounded by their wife and children during their dying days. And I applaud them for that aspect of their wants in life. I'm not like them. If at 80+ I pass with a legit 10 prostitute at the Waldorf in Vegas while pumped up on coke and Viagra... it was a damn good run, because that means at 80+ I still had enough money, energy and drive book and take the flight, pay for the Waldorf, find and finance a top quality sex worker, acquire some quality cocaine and indulge. I'm not supporting nor condoning sex work, drug use nor Vegas... I'm just sayin'. Sanders was only 53 when he died of a heart attack with a hooker in LA. Not so great run.
July 26, 20241 yr 21 hours ago, Beau Vine said: UCLA should play aggy every year in the Mattress Mack Sleeping Giant Bowl from Rhodes Stadium in Katy. aggy should've kept the shoulder stripes now that I think about it. Who wants to forget the Stumblin' years?
July 26, 20241 yr was that a skit?I’m actually kind of concerned for that dude. I’m probably the worst public speaker I know, but even I could cobble together a few thoughts on UCLA football.
July 26, 20241 yr 2 hours ago, BurntEyes said: I'm not in anyway diminishing the pegging Chip provided UCLA, but I do have to note that there are other yellow toothed coaches out there than achieved not dissimilar levels of pegging on other universities before "retiring" back to whence they came. No doubt. Herm Edwards comes to mind in recent times.
July 26, 20241 yr On 7/24/2024 at 4:09 PM, satyanash said: Off to a roaring start at Big Ten media days. @Sbbruin test.mp4 4.76 MB · 1 download
July 26, 20241 yr 22 hours ago, Incredulity said: The last 3 years are on the upper edge of where UCLA has been for 25 years. We were better under Mora's first few years.
July 27, 20241 yr ...and their campus is in that shit-hole, Watts. UCLA > USClol, USC is in the hood(gentrifying) but far away from Watts.Carry on.
July 27, 20241 yr 11 hours ago, Stunns38 said: lol, USC is in the hood(gentrifying) but far away from Watts. Carry on. You're right, it's 8 miles away. My mistake.
July 30, 20241 yr He should’ve just said Troy Aikman played here and that would’ve said more than being in LA, then ask the media for questions. More substance, less talking.Hook’em!!!
July 30, 20241 yr On 7/25/2024 at 3:23 PM, Lidig8r said: Dear Deshaun... since you made President Biden appear as if he were a silver tongued devil (NO CLOAK ROOM... NO CLOAK ROOM), I'm just gonna off the top of my head, type up your speech for you. It is with great optimism and enthusiasm that we embrace the many challenges of being in one of the most dynamic conferences, the Big 10. UCLA football has a long and proud history. Some of our legends include ... Jackie Robinson (yes.. THAT Jackie Robinson), Billy Kilmer, Heisman winner, Gary Beban, Randy Cross, Kenny Easley, Freeman Mcneil, Jonathan Ogden and of course, Troy Aikman. We are proud to call one of the most honored, respected stadiums in the world our home field. The Big 10 will offer new challenges, greater demands for athletic excellence and we are prepared to meet those higher demands and expectations. Christ Almighty.. it's not that difficult. I'm adding Alvin Ailey to your list of great UCLA athletes. Born in Rogers, Texas, Alvin attended UCLA and went on to found one of America's greatest dance companies, Alvin Ailey American Dance Theatre. He was a great athlete, too.
July 30, 20241 yr On 7/25/2024 at 3:23 PM, Lidig8r said: Dear Deshaun... since you made President Biden appear as if he were a silver tongued devil (NO CLOAK ROOM... NO CLOAK ROOM), I'm just gonna off the top of my head, type up your speech for you. It is with great optimism and enthusiasm that we embrace the many challenges of being in one of the most dynamic conferences, the Big 10. UCLA football has a long and proud history. Some of our legends include ... Jackie Robinson (yes.. THAT Jackie Robinson), Billy Kilmer, Heisman winner, Gary Beban, Randy Cross, Kenny Easley, Freeman Mcneil, Jonathan Ogden and of course, Troy Aikman. We are proud to call one of the most honored, respected stadiums in the world our home field. The Big 10 will offer new challenges, greater demands for athletic excellence and we are prepared to meet those higher demands and expectations. Christ Almighty.. it's not that difficult. I blame his SID on not preparing him. He was as if he didnt know he had an opening speech he had to address.
July 31, 20241 yr On 7/30/2024 at 8:26 AM, markstanco said: I blame his SID on not preparing him. He was as if he didnt know he had an opening speech he had to address. Yeah, let's put it on the staff and not blame Foster for being a Charlie Strong clone. Good thing they didn't ask him what zip code he lived in or what his QB's first name is.
July 31, 20241 yr Author On 7/25/2024 at 2:23 PM, Lidig8r said: Dear Deshaun... since you made President Biden appear as if he were a silver tongued devil (NO CLOAK ROOM... NO CLOAK ROOM), I'm just gonna off the top of my head, type up your speech for you. It is with great optimism and enthusiasm that we embrace the many challenges of being in one of the most dynamic conferences, the Big 10. UCLA football has a long and proud history. Some of our legends include ... Jackie Robinson (yes.. THAT Jackie Robinson), Billy Kilmer, Heisman winner, Gary Beban, Randy Cross, Kenny Easley, Freeman Mcneil, Jonathan Ogden and of course, Troy Aikman. We are proud to call one of the most honored, respected stadiums in the world our home field. The Big 10 will offer new challenges, greater demands for athletic excellence and we are prepared to meet those higher demands and expectations. Christ Almighty.. it's not that difficult. Read somewhere that UCLA and USC athletes have won ~600 Olympic medals combined... more than all but six countries. UCLA has tons of great athletes, just not as many in football.
July 31, 20241 yr 1 hour ago, BurntOrange&White said: 😂 I love this. He's owning that flameout. Spring ball starts today. Now go out and win some games.
July 31, 20241 yr 6 hours ago, Sbbruin said: I love this. He's owning that flameout. Spring ball starts today. Now go out and win some games. Yall are way behind for spring ball
August 1, 20241 yr 7 hours ago, Sbbruin said: I love this. He's owning that flameout. Spring ball starts today. Now go out and win some games. When did California move to the southern hemisphere? Or is UCLA not actually in LA?
August 1, 20241 yr Hope opposing fans are smart enough to change "Beat LA" up a bit and go with "In LA"...
August 1, 20241 yr On 7/24/2024 at 6:44 PM, DFW Horn said: ...and their campus is in that shit-hole, Watts. UCLA > USC UCLA sucks, their campus sucks, their students suck, and their Stadium is 90 minutes from their school. Fuck UCLA
August 1, 20241 yr 17 hours ago, HornOnTheBayou said: When did California move to the southern hemisphere? Or is UCLA not actually in LA? UCLaPaz
August 1, 20241 yr On 7/30/2024 at 7:49 AM, TreatyOak said: I'm adding Alvin Ailey to your list of great UCLA athletes. Born in Rogers, Texas, Alvin attended UCLA and went on to found one of America's greatest dance companies, Alvin Ailey American Dance Theatre. He was a great athlete, too. Meh. Tommy Tune would hang a tap shoe in Alvin Ailey's ass. Probably did at some point
August 1, 20241 yr So my family used to run an appliance parts distributorship and when a part was No Longer Available we would say it was NLA. Occasionally we would get customers who would say I don't care if it's in Los Angeles ship the thing to me....
August 1, 20241 yr 1 hour ago, mr. sunshine said: Meh. Tommy Tune would hang a tap shoe in Alvin Ailey's ass. Probably did at some point This is why I love Surly. An already funny conversation about UCLA's new coach has morphed into Alvin Ailey/Tommy Tune smack-talk. Edited August 1, 20241 yr by TreatyOak
August 2, 20241 yr I just heard UCLA will travel the most miles of any NCAA team. Starting with a trip to Honolulu. 22,048 miles.
August 2, 20241 yr 1 hour ago, Sbbruin said: I just heard UCLA will travel the most miles of any NCAA team. Starting with a trip to Honolulu. 22,048 miles. Traveling over 7,000 miles per win is really demoralizing.
August 2, 20241 yr 11 minutes ago, Jimmy Two Times said: Traveling over 7,000 miles per win is really demoralizing.
August 3, 20241 yr On 7/24/2024 at 4:09 PM, satyanash said: Off to a roaring start at Big Ten media days. @Sbbruin test.mp4 4.76 MB · 2 downloads Watching that was like watching Bush Jr's Hurricane Katrina Speech.
August 3, 20241 yr I just heard UCLA will travel the most miles of any NCAA team. Starting with a trip to Honolulu. 22,048 miles.SBBruin - time to collect on travel miles and spruce up the sail boat for 2025.Best uniforms in CFB, if they ever go back to the old school “baby blues!”Hook’em!!!
August 3, 20241 yr SBBruin - I also vote to meet your Son at Rutgers and enjoy NYC over the travel weekend.Hook’em!!!
October 15, 20241 yr Author Midseason update: UCLA is 1-5 and Foster has received the dreaded vote of confidence
April 17Apr 17 58 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said: Can't wait to hear how much he's getting. Obviously cares about money more than winning. I predict this short-term bump in pay is going to hurt his long-term prospects. I feel for the kid because he's clearly getting bad advice.
April 17Apr 17 9 minutes ago, DixonHur said: Obviously cares about money more than winning. I predict this short-term bump in pay is going to hurt his long-term prospects. I feel for the kid because he's clearly getting bad advice. I doubt it's more than Tennessee. All of the good football schools immediately pulled out of the running, and his dad is his agent so he has no pull or back channels. It's two desperate actors who needed each other.
April 17Apr 17 1 hour ago, DixonHur said: Obviously cares about money more than winning. I predict this short-term bump in pay is going to hurt his long-term prospects. I feel for the kid because he's clearly getting bad advice. I predict he is NOT getting a bump.
April 17Apr 17 No bump, but quality (local) school, that “maybe” should’ve gone there from the start? I know the lure of Neyland, as my Dad has coached players in HS that went to Tennessee.The UCLA home (light blue) colors are Top 5 -IMO of CFB uniforms. Then you get to play half your games in the Rose Bowl? I’d take a small pay cut to come back home and participate in that. They just need “something” to put butts in the seats of the RB! Frankly, it’s been embarrassing the last couple years when the TV cameras span out.Hook’em!!!
April 17Apr 17 25 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said: I predict he is NOT getting a bump. Mmmmm. A bump would be nice.
April 17Apr 17 No bump, but quality (local) school, that “maybe” should’ve gone there from the start? I know the lure of Neyland, as my Dad has coached players in HS that went to Tennessee.The UCLA home (light blue) colors are Top 5 -IMO of CFB uniforms. Then you get to play half your games in the Rose Bowl? I’d take a small pay cut to come back home and participate in that. They just need “something” to put butts in the seats of the RB! Frankly, it’s been embarrassing the last couple years when the TV cameras span out.Hook’em!!!All four played for my Dad at DeSoto in the early ‘80s.Hook’em!!
April 17Apr 17 9 hours ago, cabowabo said: It wasn’t about the money, but about Tennessee’s offense. Lulz.
April 17Apr 17 This commitment hasn't happened and he's still in the portal. Neither school nor player have announced which is weird.
April 17Apr 17 7 minutes ago, cabowabo said: Race will be the next card that is played. You are truly a moron
April 17Apr 17 13 minutes ago, cabowabo said: Race will be the next card that is played. Tennessee and the game of football at large are known for their anti-Polynesian bias
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