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Sophie Smith with the reverse “Move over Swanson” from caddy shack. 

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    Nope. Marseille.

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    Goal scorers get the headlines but the best player on the USWNT is  Girma  

  • Emma Hayes just won the gold and went undefeated with the same team that scored like 2 goals aside from drubbing Vietnam in the World Cup.  Almost the exact same starters minus Alex Morgan.   Coaching

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Swanson had her beat. Why did she hold up there? Touch into space!

Gotta put these chances on goal. At least make her make a save. 

That’s twice now that one of our forwards have held up when she has her defender beat with speed. You don’t have to shoot every time. Burn the fullback, go to the line, and put it across the goal. Sheesh.

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I love when they pretend they have no idea they just committed a card-worthy foul.

If you’re going to kick it directly into the wall, kick it into their faces 

1 minute ago, utee94 said:

I love when they pretend they have no idea they just committed a card-worthy foul.

She had a point, because she got the ball first.

 

 

1 minute ago, BrickHorn said:

She had a point, because she got the ball first.

No because

1 minute ago, SurlyGator said:

she hip checked her before she got ball.

Yup.  Plus the arm-bar.  She attempted a move that could not have been completed cleanly.

Huge save, but I think she was offside anyway

4 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

10 minutes?  GTFO

Includes the hydration time

It is a travesty that Lavelle won’t log a minute in this game. Meanwhile, Horan continues to compound dumb passes with poor technique.

Just now, BrickHorn said:

It is a travesty that Lavelle won’t log a minute in this game. Meanwhile, Horan continues to compound dumb passes with poor technique.

And get knocked the fuck out.

Just now, BrickHorn said:

It is a travesty that Lavelle won’t log a minute in this game. Meanwhile, Horan continues to compound dumb passes with poor technique.

Maybe we pull her now. 

Just now, Mo Horn said:

Should have been a yellow card

I don’t think so. That was just a hard play. Head on a swivel. 

2 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

Should have been a yellow card

 

2 minutes ago, Captain Ron said:

I don’t think so. That was just a hard play. Head on a swivel. 

Yeah looked like a clean play on the ball to me. 

i wish our fanbase knew the right cadence of support

we should have started whistling for the clock 2 miniutes ago

Very Brazil-friendly execution of stoppage thus far.

Yay!!!!!! Go ladies! 

All the Brazilian girls look more pissed than sad.  Suck it!!

Emma Hayes just won the gold and went undefeated with the same team that scored like 2 goals aside from drubbing Vietnam in the World Cup.  Almost the exact same starters minus Alex Morgan.   Coaching matters. 

Edited by Ted Lange

That is 9 Gold Medals/WC titles for the US.  Second place is Germany with 3.

Fuck off Europe with your 2 wins in the last 9 global tournaments. US has 5 of the other 7 during that period.  

Gold!

Credit to Hayes, I didn't see that turnaround in one year coming.  It helped that we seem to prioritize picking our best players for the team this time.

Does Missimo have a shot for the next cycle?  I was a little surprised Eggleston wasn’t on the volleyball team.

My daughter (no pics) was in the office of one of her school counselors yesterday when the gold medal match was on.  The counselor commented on the age of one of the US players (37, I think).  My daughter responded with "Wow, that's great!"  The counselor snapped back with "No it's not, she needs to retire!"

That counselor happens to be the mother of a certain former Longhorn player mentioned in the previous post.  Maaayyyybe not the most objective, but as a parent, I get it!

8 hours ago, WBT said:

Naeher saving us again

Yeah, Alyssa had some big moments past two games. And here I was worried she'd be our weak link ...

8 hours ago, WBT said:

Gold!

Credit to Hayes, I didn't see that turnaround in one year coming.  It helped that we seem to prioritize picking our best players for the team this time.

1 year? Hayes has only been on for 10 games!!!! Like 2 months!!!

On 8/10/2024 at 2:28 PM, conVINCEd said:

Does Missimo have a shot for the next cycle?  I was a little surprised Eggleston wasn’t on the volleyball team.

She has a chance but she should have gone pro if she wants to break into the senior team.   Staying at Texas another year was a mistake. She will need to dominate immediately her rookie season.

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