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27 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Need to find our female Weston McKennie.

No fat chicks 

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    Nope. Marseille.

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    Goal scorers get the headlines but the best player on the USWNT is  Girma  

  • Emma Hayes just won the gold and went undefeated with the same team that scored like 2 goals aside from drubbing Vietnam in the World Cup.  Almost the exact same starters minus Alex Morgan.   Coaching

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LOL Horan already fucking shit up.

Great run by Rodman - probably should have been in the back from Lavelle.

This uniform combination is fucking AIDS. It's like two USL teams are playing.

Got her for the titty grab.  Definitely a foul.

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Red shorts? The fuck is this? We look like Poland out there. 

3 minutes ago, tokamak said:

Red shorts? The fuck is this? We look like Poland out there. 

At least Germany is in their traditional pink.

say what love and hip hop GIF

Why did we flip Rodman? She was killing them down the right. 

Needs to be a yellow at some point. That was completely unnecessary on Fox.

30 minutes ago, tokamak said:

Red shorts? The fuck is this? We look like Poland out there. 

probably not a good look vs Germany

Suspicious Monkey GIF by MOODMAN

 

If our set pieces and crosses presented any danger whatsoever, I'd feel pretty good about winning this game. 

3 minutes ago, Chips O'Toole said:

If our set pieces and crosses presented any danger whatsoever, I'd feel pretty good about winning this game. 

Given that Germany hasn’t even got off a shot, I’m feeling good. 

14 minutes ago, Captain Ron said:

Given that Germany hasn’t even got off a shot, I’m feeling good. 

They had the most dangerous shot of the game, great save by Naher to push it clear of the far post. 

What the fuck is Foudy talking about? The expectation is that we medal - at least. We have the most talent and arguably the best manager in the women's game. 

Fuck this cunt ass ref. That's a clear foul on Rodman.

Horan is a turnover machine

Also AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH on the shot by Swanson

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We just have zero ability to progress the ball through the midfield and connect with our strikers. Horan has had an awful tournament and I haven’t been impressed by Lavelle either. In a couple games Rodman was coming back to carry it forward herself but we’re not even doing that today. 

3 minutes ago, randomhorn said:

Horan is a turnover machine

She has awful presence on the ball and doesn't process quickly either. 

2 minutes ago, tokamak said:

We just have zero ability to progress the ball through the midfield and connect with our strikers. Horan has had an awful tournament and I haven’t been impressed by Lavelle either. In a couple games Rodman was coming back to carry it forward herself but we’re not even doing that today. 

We don't have any killers up front, either. 

The ladies are basically the opposite of the men's team. Great back 4 with a bunch of middling quality in front of it.

25 minutes ago, ztejas said:

What the fuck is Foudy talking about? The expectation is that we medal - at least. We have the most talent and arguably the best manager in the women's game. 

The WC a year ago?

1 hour ago, ztejas said:

This uniform combination is fucking AIDS. It's like two USL teams are playing.

 

1 hour ago, tokamak said:

Red shorts? The fuck is this? We look like Poland out there. 

 

1 hour ago, ztejas said:

At least Germany is in their traditional pink.

say what love and hip hop GIF

It really is awful. This far into the match, I still keep catching myself almost root for Germany. Neither uniforms make sense unless the camera is zoomed in on our ladies, but from a distance (as the majority of the match is viewed) it'd be better if they just switched uniforms entirely. 

Rodman WOTM so far imo.

1 minute ago, Captain Ron said:

That should have been a foul on the edge of the box. WTF ref?!?!?

She let us play advantage. Which is a ridiculous fucking decision to make. 

Very poorly officiated match.

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8 minutes ago, ztejas said:

We don't have any killers up front, either. 

The ladies are basically the opposite of the men's team. Great back 4 with a bunch of middling quality in front of it.

Rodman works hard and is our most athletic player but at this point the bad decisions just seem like part of the package rather than a few one offs. 

I personally think Swanson has some quality but she needs to do more to get involved in the run of play. Maybe a lack of confidence or something?

I honestly forget that Smith is out there a lot. Useless. 

I wouldn't have taken Davidson out. I would have pushed her up in attack. She's played like a sweeper in the past.

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Holy shit Swanson went back for the ball and brought it forward?!?!? Are strikers even allowed to do that??

We have the attacking IQ of a sack full of rocks.

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Has Lynn Williams contributed anything at all since coming on?

Don’t call the obvious first foul and then call a little touch foul right after. Happened about 4 times this half. 

I struggle with not very good football. Am I spoiled by Premier and Serie A... yes. 

Do I get frustrated with poor offense.. 

Yes

Someone please act like you have an attack plan. Fake it until you make it or something.

Swanson is playing like hammered dogshit. 

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Girma is so fucking calm and disciplined 

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