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  • TommysTinyTowels
    TommysTinyTowels

    It was a great year. 35 wins. Forever to be known as “The Final Four team of 2025.” Thank you Vic and staff. Thank you ladies. Much appreciated.  

  • UTexasFight
    UTexasFight

    Hilarious stare down between Oldacre and CDC in the postgame   

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I hate we don’t have a fast break scorer. attack the rim on a T.O when you have numbers smh. 

Not that we’ve been on fire, but Dawgs have scored 6 points in the 2nd half so far 

lol the way we’re playing I thought we were up by 6 then I look and we’re actually up by 20 😂😂😂 like a snake just suffocating teams. 

1 minute ago, Js1 said:

Not that we’ve been on fire, but Dawgs have scored 6 points in the 2nd half so far 

This is why zone defense is a losing battle. It might slow us down offensively but you aren't going to beat us running this type of defense.

Our 2 strengths are offensive rebounding and half-court defense. Georgia can't get in transition at all which means they are totally shut down in the half-court. 

6 minutes ago, D3zii said:

lol the way we’re playing I thought we were up by 6 then I look and we’re actually up by 20 😂😂😂 like a snake just suffocating teams. 

Haha. Was just about to say the same thing. Regardless of the offensive performance, this is an absolutely elite defensive squad. Ugly wins are still wins. Just dominated UGA on defense.

Opposing fan bases can talk shit all they want about Texas and whether we should be ranked 1 or not, but they sure as hell don’t want to face this defense come tournament time.

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2 minutes ago, perfectchaos007 said:

Jones MVP today. 

17 points, 16 boards, 5 blocks 

Jones has been great. I like that she keeps the ball high, doesn't let the smaller players swipe it away

Just now, MuellerHorn said:

Haha. Was just about to say the same thing. Regardless of the offensive performance, this is an absolutely elite defensive squad. Ugly wins are still wins. Just dominated UGA on defense. 

Defense travels. It’s 100% suffocating 

Need 2 more points to hit the spread. Keep them under 30 too!

1 minute ago, Js1 said:

Defense travels. It’s 100% suffocating 

So does offensive rebounding. 23 offensive rebounds to 9.

This is a mirror image of the final 4 teams under Vic at Mississippi State. Destroy you on the boards and suffocate you defensively. We just need 1 perimeter player to catch fire offensively in the NCAA tournament (Holle or Lee). 

Just now, Pato del Muerto said:

Margin is more than their score now.  Good timeout. 

Not often you hold a P4 team under 30 points in 40 minutes

 

Texas wins 57-26

Thursday’s game should be interesting. Vic’s return to Starkvegas 

Burn the tape, gotta play much better in at MSST on Thursday 

Just now, Pancho said:

I thought the line was 28.5

ESPN BET said 28.5 at tip off. 

5 minutes ago, AbeFroman said:

line was 30.5, and I'm not even shitting you

This is the exact type of game where I wish I was in Vegas people watching at a sports book. People losing their shit near the ending of an absolute blowout haha

Edited by MuellerHorn

3 minutes ago, Pancho said:

I thought the line was 28.5

Could have been, my book went to 30.5 at tip-off

Jones + Jak 27

Georgia 26

jak also tied for team lead with 3 assists

jak + holle 6 assists

georgia 6 assists

Edited by Pato del Muerto

According to ESPN, 26 points is the fewest total points EVER scored in an SEC game. Texas breaking records in year one.

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What was the worse hire? Coach Abe at Georgia (44-47, one second round appearance) or Joni at aggy (38-49, 1 first round loss)?

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9 minutes ago, MuellerHorn said:

According to ESPN, 26 points is the fewest total points EVER scored in an SEC game. Texas breaking records in year one.

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5, 11, 6, 4

That’s kind of shit you see when UConn plays some MEAC school in round 1. Not a game between 2 power 4 teams 

14 minutes ago, Js1 said:

5, 11, 6, 4

That’s kind of shit you see when UConn plays some MEAC school in round 1. Not a game between 2 power 4 teams 

When Duncanville schedules hockaday 

36 minutes ago, MuellerHorn said:

According to ESPN, 26 points is the fewest total points EVER scored in an SEC game. Texas breaking records in year one.

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*tied for the lowest total. They referenced this game at the end of the broadcast from February 22, 2015. Back when women still played in halves

 

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Losing to a team that’s 0-13 in conference? Who does that!

58 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Jones + Jak 27

Georgia 26

jak also tied for team lead with 3 assists

jak + holle 6 assists

georgia 6 assists

Georgia 26 points

Texas forced 25 turnovers

It's amazing how many more possessions/shot attempts we generate from offensive rebounding and turnovers.

Georgia with 36 FG attempts to our 61 FG attempts. It doesn't matter how you shoot if you're generating this many extra possessions. 

Smiley dribbled a turnover to over half-court but then wisely looked/found someone to give up the ball. 🥲

1 hour ago, MuellerHorn said:

According to ESPN, 26 points is the fewest total points EVER scored in an SEC game. Texas breaking records in year one.

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"See? Just more proof Texas hasn't played anyone!"

— haters everywhere

Just now, Rickylovesweed said:

It's amazing how many more possessions/shot attempts we generate from offensive rebounding and turnovers.

Georgia with 36 FG attempts to our 61 FG attempts. It doesn't matter how you shoot if you're generating this many extra possessions. 

Reminds me of how Shaka lost to ACU - shot 27 more FGs than we did, even if they only hit 30% of them

Generate 23 turnovers and 18-5 edge on the offensive glass and you have a shot to win that game, regardless of what you shoot. 

5 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Reminds me of how Shaka lost to ACU - shot 27 more FGs than we did, even if they only hit 30% of them

Generate 23 turnovers and 18-5 edge on the offensive glass and you have a shot to win that game, regardless of what you shoot. 

Thank you for that terrible reminder haha. Still don’t understand how a team full of amazing athletes and four players who went on to play in the NBA got dominated in those phases of the game. 

Anyways, this all being said, Texas needs to get their overall fg% up to win a title. Eventually, I’d have to assume an opposing squad will hit some threes with precision and even with extra possessions, poor shooting will doom us. 

2 hours ago, Gut Wagon said:

Watching this as a non-Texas fan, I'd be among the many who question our ranking. 

In-game takes often do not age well.

17 minutes ago, MuellerHorn said:

Thank you for that terrible reminder haha. Still don’t understand how a team full of amazing athletes and four players who went on to play in the NBA got dominated in those phases of the game. 

Anyways, this all being said, Texas needs to get their overall fg% up to win a title. Eventually, I’d have to assume an opposing squad will hit some threes with precision and even with extra possessions, poor shooting will doom us. 

We’ve had a game where a team hit 3s with precision and we still won - Tennessee hit 9/17. But yeah, we do have to get our FG% up. And a big part of it is Booker’s midrange when it isn’t falling 

4 minutes ago, Js1 said:

We’ve had a game where a team hit 3s with precision and we still won - Tennessee hit 9/17. But yeah, we do have to get our FG% up. And a big part of it is Booker’s midrange when it isn’t falling 

Not to mention Holle has been off in her % nearly all year. She's getting some decent looks but not many makes. Maybe she's nursing an injury, or maybe it's just a slump. She continues to play hard on D. 

9 minutes ago, Js1 said:

We’ve had a game where a team hit 3s with precision and we still won - Tennessee hit 9/17. But yeah, we do have to get our FG% up. And a big part of it is Booker’s midrange when it isn’t falling 

Yeah, I mean against a legit contender. Which, assuming we hold on to one of the top two one seeds, won’t be for a while in the tournament. Barring a complete disaster, this team will get very far playing like they currently are. 

Booker has been way off for a while. It’s puzzling.

2 minutes ago, Gut Wagon said:

Not to mention Holle has been off in her % nearly all year. She's getting some decent looks but not many makes. Maybe she's nursing an injury, or maybe it's just a slump. She continues to play hard on D. 

Another thing that’s puzzling to me is Holle’s shooting. Not necessarily her percentage (a decreased percentage I can understand); but some of her misses are just uncharacteristically bad this season.

Hopefully this is just all related to the style of defense the team plays and the fact that it’s late in the regular season (similar to how Barnes’ teams typically wear down at the end of the regular season). The rest time after the SEC Tournament should serve this team well. 

I'm not sure how well this team actually needs to shoot to win a national title. They beat South Carolina without making a 3. They beat LSU despite starting fucking 7 of 37 from the field. 

I mean at some point the other team has to score points. Yeah I guess someone could go crazy from 3 and shock them but that's typically hard to do when you're getting the life strangled out of you by the opposing defense. 

They should make another EE without any drama and will have as good a shot as anyone to win from there. 

12 hours ago, TommysTinyTowels said:

Working on that spread. 

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