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This is so inspiring to watch our team doing so well ON THE WORLD STAGE. If we can continue to compete and build a true basketball culture, it makes me dare to dream of a day when US players can compete with the best 3 vs 3 players and shock the world! 

40 minutes ago, VirginiaLonghorn said:

Noah Eagle needs a better hairpiece.

Eagle has herpes? 
 

Spoiler

 

 

Shocked Canada lost. Figured them and Germany were the two best teams not with U-S-A on their jerseys. Guess they couldn't overcome France's defense ... and officiating.

Stupid that Serbia is on the same side of the bracket as the US. We've already beaten them twice in less than a month--in a warm-up and in group play. Guess we'll have to beat 'em a third time. Still stupid af scheduling. Damned Frogs.

5 hours ago, TreatyOak said:

This is so inspiring to watch our team doing so well ON THE WORLD STAGE. If we can continue to compete and build a true basketball culture, it makes me dare to dream of a day when US players can compete with the best 3 vs 3 players and shock the world! 

Look man, we discussed this previously. I don't want to poop on your parade of dreams again, but unless weed and prostitution are both legalized and hallucinogens decriminalized in the next year.... not gonna happen.

It's best for you, US sports, US basketball and the aspiring 3x3 US players if we just move to cancel culture the entire game out of the Olympics.

Sorry, but facts are facts.

Edited by BurntEyes

33 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

Look man, we discussed this previously. I don't want to poop on your parade of dreams again, but unless weed and prostitution are both legalized and hallucinogens decriminalized in the next year.... not gonna happen.

It's best for you, US sports, US basketball and the aspiring 3x3 US players if we just move to cancel culture the entire game out of the Olympics.

Sorry, but facts are facts.

Here are the facts:

FIBA-sanctioned 5 on 5: Hugely popular sport. International stars generate hundreds of millions of $ for the sport. One of the most visible sports in the world results in: 2 gold medals.

3 vs 3: Lame sport that no one cares about. Best players don't play in it and gets very little visibility, also results in: 2 gold medals. 

They have the exact same importance in the medal count. I like to see the US stick it to China, just like we did in Tokyo four years ago, 39 to 38 gold medals USA, USA!

Winning the medal table means a lot to both countries, probably even more in China. We should be able to win a lame 3 v 3 tournament in the sport we invented and is played everywhere in our glorious country. 

Didn’t Ice Cube invent the 3v3? Maybe get him to round up a crew for next time…

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3 hours ago, TreatyOak said:

This team rolls the Dream Team. 

Prove me wrong. 

LeBron would be on the bench crying after Bird trash talked him.

1 hour ago, TreatyOak said:

Here are the facts:

FIBA-sanctioned 5 on 5: Hugely popular sport. International stars generate hundreds of millions of $ for the sport. One of the most visible sports in the world results in: 2 gold medals.

3 vs 3: Lame sport that no one cares about. Best players don't play in it and gets very little visibility, also results in: 2 gold medals. 

They have the exact same importance in the medal count. I like to see the US stick it to China, just like we did in Tokyo four years ago, 39 to 38 gold medals USA, USA!

Winning the medal table means a lot to both countries, probably even more in China. We should be able to win a lame 3 v 3 tournament in the sport we invented and is played everywhere in our glorious country. 

Well man, how about we get Disk Golf (m/w/mixed), Ultimate Frisbee(m/w/mixed), real actual tackle football, fake ass flag football (which is coming m/w), and fowling. That's 10 fucking gold medals in US invented sports right there. Add the half pipe that Tony Hawk is pushing for and we might have 12.

Live the dream amigo! The Merican dream instead of a janky  ass half sport of a real one.

I believe in you, the USA and this dream.

20 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

Well man, how about we get Disk Golf (m/w/mixed), Ultimate Frisbee(m/w/mixed), real actual tackle football, fake ass flag football (which is coming m/w), and fowling. That's 10 fucking gold medals in US invented sports right there. Add the half pipe that Tony Hawk is pushing for and we might have 12.

Live the dream amigo! The Merican dream instead of a janky  ass half sport of a real one.

I believe in you, the USA and this dream.

As I said, Ultimate Frisbee SHOULD be an Olympic sport. It’s awesome! And if we don’t bring the gold home in Break Dancing, which is an Olympic sport this year, then you’re gonna see me get REALLY ANGRY! 

I used to work on the US Olympic committee ad campaign. One of the clients told me they pulled softball/baseball because offically, the stadiums would then sit empty if it was held in weird, pansy countries that didn’t play baseball, like Greece. He said the real reason was because Eurosofties were trying to find a way to deprive the US of more medals. Screw them. Baseball is coming back in LA in 2028. USA, USA!

We have this 3v3 bullshit, but no baseball...makes sense...

Didn’t Ice Cube invent the 3v3? Maybe get him to round up a crew for next time…

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Either this or find the 2028 gus macker national champs and send them to LA
10 hours ago, VirginiaLonghorn said:

Noah Eagle needs a better hairpiece.

It is so bad that it looks like he has accepted a dare from one of his roommates that he will wear the same cheap rug for the entire Olympics without acknowledging it. 
 

Also…

Olympic basketball (or maybe just USA games) are extremely boring to watch. 

This is especially true during the night broadcast when they are showing highlights filled with excitement and they show a chunk of the 3rd quarter and you’re thinking-

“Thomas won her gold medal in the 200m in less time than this one possession that ended in a missed shot. 😴

He’s been either winning championships, or fighting injuries is my guess.

Warriors have had an extra season and change built in with playoff games/practices/traveling from like 2014-2023

19 hours ago, Fastbreak said:

Didn’t Ice Cube invent the 3v3? Maybe get him to round up a crew for next time…

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He'll mess around and get a triple double.

Germany-France semi coming down to the wire. Dirk and Tony Parker sitting next to each other courtside, bet that's a fun conversation.

Wemby makes 1 of 2 free throws to give Germany life. France up 3, 11 seconds left.

Steph just had a wide open 3 attempt with alllll day to shoot. The best shooter in basketball history. Clank.

That’s how it’s going. 

On 8/6/2024 at 5:48 PM, TreatyOak said:

This team rolls the Dream Team. 

Prove me wrong. 

This team would get bitch slapped by the Dream Team.

1 minute ago, kingkoopa6 said:

Kerr rolling with bron  and embied 

That's working well.

Steph has hit some 3s, but he has about 10 boneheaded plays.

Gonna be hard to win this if Serbia never misses any shots

Man the US can NOT lose this game.  

Not only would it be embarrassing for a US team THIS good that has been absolutely dominating the competition so far...playing for Bronze would be disappointing.

But also they simply can't lose a team full of "slow, unathletic, white boys" with no...let's face it, POC on their team.  Would never live it down in the culture unfortunately.

If only there was a 6'10" two way All NBA type on the bench that Kerr could put in.

If only there was a 6'10" two way All NBA type on the bench that Kerr could put in.

He has been ass today
Just now, Fastbreak said:


He has been ass today

He hasn't stepped on the floor today, so....

1 minute ago, Mittens said:

If only there was a 6'10" two way All NBA type on the bench that Kerr could put in.

He's 1-6.

Who we talking about again?

Edited by aggie08

4 minutes ago, Mittens said:

If only there was a 6'10" two way All NBA type on the bench that Kerr could put in.

Like Tatum would make a difference...he can't fucking shoot.  They need to Score.

He's 1-6.
Who we talking about again?

I guess he’s talking about Tatum
Just now, Drew said:

Like Tatum would make a difference...he can't fucking shoot.  They need to Score.

Guessing you didn't watch the NBA playoffs.  Tatum doesn't need to score to be effective.  

Serbia gonna fuck around and put us on the Line the rest of the quarter...slow the game down and give them much more life.

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