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3 hours ago, brakeman said:

 

showing him in a Titans uniform is probably not the flex they think it is in Texas

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    Just got a spam text for a Cruz campaign online survey. I responded I was undecided about the race and that I didn't know much about Allred. Then I responded to every question that explained his "radi

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3 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

showing him in a Titans uniform is probably not the flex they think it is in Texas

It is with closeted evangelical Republican men.

On 8/22/2024 at 5:49 PM, StassneyHorn said:

As the most correct person on this board, I’d like to thank myself for maintaining steadfast support of John Whitmire, lifelong Democrat, as mayor in Houston. Knowing this would be the best thing possible, and throwing cold water on any anger/enthusiasm from the largest area of Republican voters in the state.

Goddamn I’m still right and all of you were still pussies

Texas GOP running on the important issues

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Yeah have seen the Ted Cruz ads non-stop about Allred wanting boys to be in girls locker rooms.

That's his main attack angle right now lol.

Pulling it out of my ass I actually give Allred like a 40% chance right now. 

If the economy is such garbage and immigration is so bad, why are 95% of Ted’s ads and mailers just gay panic? 

Culture wars!

Those are the only Ted commercials I’ve seen. The fucker has been a senator for 12 years and has no accomplishments to brag about or ideas for the future. Just bullshit to piss off the dumbest, most bigoted assholes among us. 

21 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

Those are the only Ted commercials I’ve seen. The fucker has been a senator for 12 years and has no accomplishments to brag about or ideas for the future. Just bullshit to piss off the dumbest, most bigoted assholes among us. 

This tells me (or maybe I'm just pre-coffee delusional) that the immigration ads weren't working - and why would they? Trump scuttled the border bill that you know Allred would have voted for. 

Going back to the culture war well with gay panic is so hot right now

1 hour ago, Js1 said:

This tells me (or maybe I'm just pre-coffee delusional) that the immigration ads weren't working - and why would they? Trump scuttled the border bill that you know Allred would have voted for. 

Going back to the culture war well with gay panic is so hot right now

If you told me Ted's dad is running his campaign, I'd believe it because it feels like a boomer who is out-of-touch with people.

16 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

showing him in a Titans uniform is probably not the flex they think it is in Texas

No one outside of Houston gives a shit...

This is the part of the simulation when it comes out that Cruz is actually a bearded transgender woman, sings "This is Me" at a press conference and Allred wins by .5%

1 hour ago, texastough said:

This is the part of the simulation when it comes out that Cruz is actually a bearded transgender woman, sings "This is Me" at a press conference and Allred wins by .5%

I’ll take it

1 hour ago, texastough said:

This is the part of the simulation when it comes out that Cruz is actually a bearded transgender woman, sings "This is Me" at a press conference and Allred wins by .5%

Have you seen Ted lately?

Bro should be singing "Wegovy" and give that a try.

This is the part of the simulation when it comes out that Cruz is actually a bearded transgender woman, sings "This is Me" at a press conference and Allred wins by .5%

Speaking of transgender, got this mailer yesterday. GOP Campaigning on the important issues:

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Their campaign against Allred indicates a distinct lack of fear.

44 minutes ago, Nivek said:

Their campaign against Allred indicates a distinct lack of fear.

Look man, not caring about shit makes you appear cool.

And people like cool folks.

So maybe Allred not trying convinces enough people that he’s cool and their ick from Cruz nudges them just enough to vote for Allred.

If he doesn’t run / try then maybe people forget to be scared of his communist Marxist Nazi Demon-rat policies.

I mean, democrats have tried in the past and lost.

Maybe there is something in NOT trying? 

Look man, not caring about shit makes you appear cool.
And people like cool folks.
So maybe Allred not trying convinces enough people that he’s cool and their ick from Cruz nudges them just enough to vote for Allred.
If he doesn’t run / try then maybe people forget to be scared of his communist Marxist Nazi Demon-rat policies.
I mean, democrats have tried in the past and lost.
Maybe there is something in NOT trying? 

Didn’t that fail in 21 Jump Street?
22 hours ago, Dnaguy said:

Look man, not caring about shit makes you appear cool.

And people like cool folks.

So maybe Allred not trying convinces enough people that he’s cool and their ick from Cruz nudges them just enough to vote for Allred.

If he doesn’t run / try then maybe people forget to be scared of his communist Marxist Nazi Demon-rat policies.

I mean, democrats have tried in the past and lost.

Maybe there is something in NOT trying? 

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On 9/26/2024 at 5:40 PM, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

showing him in a Titans uniform is probably not the flex they think it is in Texas

Welp, the other option is a Baylor uniform.  I think that's worse.

3 hours ago, Bullneck said:

Welp, the other option is a Baylor uniform.  I think that's worse.

I considered that. One could make an argument either way

On 9/27/2024 at 6:59 AM, Loch Ness Monster said:

Yeah have seen the Ted Cruz ads non-stop about Allred wanting boys to be in girls locker rooms.

That's his main attack angle right now lol.

Pulling it out of my ass I actually give Allred like a 40% chance right now. 

Saw a commercial yesterday where a bald, faceless, black man with "Allred" on his jersey tackled a young girl.

I know this is their angle yet the blatantness of it still shocked me.

 

I can’t wait to see if Cruz’s stupid ad ploy actually worked.

Allred should spend the next month in Harris county getting out the vote. Residents who should be voting and don’t could give him the win by themselves since most of them would be more likely to vote dem or at least anti-Cruz. Can’t be an area in Texas that hates him more

9 hours ago, Sawbonz said:

Allred should spend the next month in Harris county getting out the vote. Residents who should be voting and don’t could give him the win by themselves since most of them would be more likely to vote dem or at least anti-Cruz. Can’t be an area in Texas that hates him more

Has Allred made any in person campaign appearances? Serious question.

21 hours ago, Chuckie Finster said:

Saw a commercial yesterday where a bald, faceless, black man with "Allred" on his jersey tackled a young girl.

I know this is their angle yet the blatantness of it still shocked me.

I saw that commercial over and over again while in Houston visiting my parents.  It is one of the worst commercials I've ever seen.

1 minute ago, texasdago said:

I saw that commercial over and over again while in Houston visiting my parents.  It is one of the worst commercials I've ever seen.

my fiance saw it for the first time last night and when it was over said, "That was intense." fear mongering bullshit

5 hours ago, royiv said:

Has Allred made any in person campaign appearances? Serious question.

His campaign account on Twitter posts these.

3 minutes ago, StassneyHorn said:

His campaign account on Twitter posts these.

His campaign appearances? If so, they might want to broaden their reach since a lot of people have bailed out on Twitter since it’s hellscape these days.

1 hour ago, Kel Varnsen said:

I mean who tackles in a flag football game.

MAGA.

Yes his campaign knows the bare minimum about posting on Instagram and Meta are as well. He puts pictures in the square internet box for all to see.

1 hour ago, Kel Varnsen said:

I mean who tackles in a flag football game.

Bradley cooper

2 hours ago, Kel Varnsen said:

I mean who tackles in a flag football game.

This guy totally would, also very shifty thru the airport line bollards...

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Has Allred made any in person campaign appearances? Serious question.

A friend of ours went to one at Southside Ballroom a month or so ago. I think there were a couple hundred people there tops.
On 9/27/2024 at 6:59 AM, Loch Ness Monster said:

Yeah have seen the Ted Cruz ads non-stop about Allred wanting boys to be in girls locker rooms.

That's his main attack angle right now lol.

 

 

Allred needs to hammer this point in the debate. 

 

On 9/29/2024 at 10:53 AM, Chuckie Finster said:

Saw a commercial yesterday where a bald, faceless, black man with "Allred" on his jersey tackled a young girl.

I know this is their angle yet the blatantness of it still shocked me.

 

Also, call this bullshit out during the debate. Make Cruz either own it or disown it. 

 

34 minutes ago, Evil Bill Obrien said:

This guy totally would, also very shifty thru the airport line bollards...

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Fucking weirdo. Who doesn’t just go to the front and release the little belt thingy and walk through?

9 hours ago, royiv said:

Has Allred made any in person campaign appearances? Serious question.

Yes.  He hasn't been Barnstorming Beto, but he's most likely to do a public event tied to a fundraiser in the same area.  I had a friend who went to see him not long after the Harris/Trump debate and said his messaging and delivery now is much better than at the beginning of the campaign.

 

Would love to see an ad where it puts Cruz dribbling a basketball off his knee next to Allred sacking a QB.    

2 minutes ago, pyrohornIII said:

Yes.  He hasn't been Barnstorming Beto, but he's most likely to do a public event tied to a fundraiser in the same area.  I had a friend who went to see him not long after the Harris/Trump debate and said his messaging and delivery now is much better than at the beginning of the campaign.

 

Would love to see an ad where it puts Cruz dribbling a basketball off his knee next to Allred sacking a QB.    

His campaign can send out dozens of texts every week asking for money, but they can’t shoot out a link to where he can be found at a campaign event? I haven’t heard about a single campaign event in the Houston area.

22 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Got that as well, lmao

Well now I’m a little jealous because I’ve twice voted in the Republican primary purely to have the satisfaction of voting against Cruz an extra time.  
 

Using that as kindling would have made my weekend.  

2 hours ago, Sawbonz said:

Fucking weirdo. Who doesn’t just go to the front and release the little belt thingy and walk through?

Some of us are rule followers 😔

14 minutes ago, LCHorn said:

Well now I’m a little jealous because I’ve twice voted in the Republican primary purely to have the satisfaction of voting against Cruz an extra time.  
 

Using that as kindling would have made my weekend.  

Cruz wasn’t getting primaried. Your vote was more valuable in the D primary voting for Gutierrez over Allred.

 

On 9/27/2024 at 7:47 AM, Js1 said:

This tells me (or maybe I'm just pre-coffee delusional) that the immigration ads weren't working - and why would they? Trump scuttled the border bill that you know Allred would have voted for. 

Going back to the culture war well with gay panic is so hot right now

Only diehards know what went down with the border bill. The right and fox viewers were convinced that border bill was going to make “terrible Biden and RINO border policies permanent” … they just can’t see anything Trump says or does for what it is. “Independents” aren’t paying enough attention to have any idea so there’s no telling what they’re thinking on immigration. Regardless, it’s encouraging to me that this anti trans sports shit is the issue that Cruz thinks resonates. 

Ted Cruz has four different Allred supports transgender Texans advertisements running around the clock.

How is that a top 3 issue for millions of Texans when our education and healthcare blows?

For fucks sake. I don't even smoke but I need a smoke break.

18 hours ago, royiv said:

Cruz wasn’t getting primaried. Your vote was more valuable in the D primary voting for Gutierrez over Allred.

Why is that? Allred is within 1% of Ted Cruz. I have no idea who Gutierrez even is.

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