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Running Through Walz to Fix America - Democratic VP Nominee

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May be a short lived thread (Aug 7), but god dammit, this man deserves it.  We need him on that wall.

 

 

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I love this guy. I also love how his daughter plays the perfect foil. They are a great duo.

Flag on the play. False Start. Biff. Wishes should not be statement for thread titles.

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Just now, StassneyHorn said:

Flag on the play. False Start. Biff. Wishes should not be statement for thread titles.

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Also, fuck yourself.  Walz is fucking awesome.

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Walz is the type of guy who was actually a teacher and he reminds people of a teacher who said impactful things and changed their lives as a young adult. Hopefully he can do this to voters in this election to move this country away from the MAGA mindset.  

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1 minute ago, MrBig said:

Walz is the type of guy who was actually a teacher and he reminds people of a teacher who said impactful things and changed their lives as a young adult. Hopefully he can do this to voters in this election to move this country away from the MAGA mindset.  

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Or, if you're like Mr. Dawson (and myself):

 

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5 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

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Also, fuck yourself.  Walz is fucking awesome.

Fuck myself? I just clicked on a Tim Walz for VP thread and there’s no link showing he’s been selected as VP.

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2 minutes ago, StassneyHorn said:

Fuck myself? I just clicked on a Mr Walz for VP thread and there’s no link showing he’s been selected as VP.

Well, generally, FOR means I'm endorsing him FOR the candidate for VP.  Not that he IS the candidate for VP.  Come now, Spud Jr.

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just in case it STILL wasn't clear

4 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

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Or, if you're like Mr. Dawson (and myself):

 

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We need this guy.  He went from this:

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To a command sergeant major.  He's my guy.

13 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Well, generally, FOR means I'm endorsing him FOR the candidate for VP.  Not that he IS the candidate for VP.  Come now, Spud Jr.

It’s not like you created a VP search thread called Who Does Number 2 Work For? And then said Walz was gonna be the pick in the title. 
 

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4 minutes ago, MrBig said:

It’s not like you created a VP search thread called Who Does Number 2 Work For? And then said Walz was gonna be the pick in the title. 
 

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20 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Ballz 2 the Walz

To the window, To the Walz

I don't pretend to know which candidate has more pull in the most strategic states or any of that election strategy witchcraft, I just know that dude is good. Sure he's a skilled communicator, but he is the rarest of politicians that actually manages to look like a guy you'd actually know or would want to know. He's the  opposite of weird, which further enhances the message. He would eviscerate that awkward fuck Vance in a debate. 

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Walz is the Democratic Party Rosetta Stone to talk to rural whites who are currently voting against their own self-interests. If we are ever going to head off the threat to democracy, we are going to need to peel off some of them. Walz can reach them, because he is them. 

If he isn't the VP, he needs to be in a major public facing role. Either way, he needs to be on Fox as often as those stupid bastards will put him on. 

 

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make that bastard wake up afterwards and know that a Black woman kicked his ass and sent him on the road?”
 

MAGA: 

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I actually answered a text poll yesterday because it was asking who I supported for VP. Walz wasn't one of the 6 or so options so I chose "someone else" thinking I'd have a chance to write in Walz. Much of the reason I'm hearing about Walz is because he's big in CR. Talking to some other Democratic voters and they've not heard of him. In the short time between now and when the pick is made, how do we influence it in favor of Walz? Maybe time to put together a Surly Lawyers for Walz Zoom call. 

Imagine Hope doing the introduction for her dad to be VP nominee at the convention. 

It’s almost like this guy is too good.  Like, he seems genuinely enthusiastic about helping people and doing the right thing. VP or not, this guy needs to be a big part of the Kamala Harris campaign. 

He has that Minnesota nice persona. I'm all in which means we're getting Shapiro. 

Even if he’s not selected, I hope he has the humility to stay out front on messaging. He’s too good to have locked away in Minnesota. 

1 hour ago, Bojack said:

I actually answered a text poll yesterday because it was asking who I supported for VP. Walz wasn't one of the 6 or so options so I chose "someone else" thinking I'd have a chance to write in Walz. Much of the reason I'm hearing about Walz is because he's big in CR. Talking to some other Democratic voters and they've not heard of him. In the short time between now and when the pick is made, how do we influence it in favor of Walz? Maybe time to put together a Surly Lawyers for Walz Zoom call. 

Yeah, he is still under the radar a bit. But the push to use "weird" and "creepy" is because of Walz. So the important people inside the party are definitely paying attention to him. 

21 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Yeah, he is still under the radar a bit. But the push to use "weird" and "creepy" is because of Walz. So the important people inside the party are definitely paying attention to him. 

It’s actually because of Harris, she wanted to use weird as an attack against Trump in 2020. But Walz knew that and was smart to run with it immediately.

52 minutes ago, wildcat09 said:

It’s actually because of Harris, she wanted to use weird as an attack against Trump in 2020. But Walz knew that and was smart to run with it immediately.

To be fair he was pushing that angle long before Kamala assumed the candidacy. This is  from December of last year


When this dude won his US House Seat as well as the governorship, he defeated a republican incumbent. He can speak to the issues in rural areas well enough to get elected. I'm not fooling myself into thinking the Qtards are ever coming back to normalcy, but he would appeal to rural america more than most.  

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CNN was doing the electoral college math and it seems like Shapiro delivering PA would be far more important than Walsh delivering MN, but I kinda think he could speak to the entire rust belt and connect with them.  I'm betting she goes with Shapiro, but as long as she makes Mayor Pete and Walz her main attack dogs, I'm fine with that too.

3 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

 

This meme has never been more appropriate than for this guy:

 

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15 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

CNN was doing the electoral college math and it seems like Shapiro delivering PA would be far more important than Walsh delivering MN, but I kinda think he could speak to the entire rust belt and connect with them.  I'm betting she goes with Shapiro, but as long as she makes Mayor Pete and Walz her main attack dogs, I'm fine with that too.

No one is picking Walz to lock up MN.  I hope she doesn't go with Shapiro - let him cook in PA longer, and the office sexual lawsuit settlement + Israel are too big of issues to intro into the campaign. 

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15 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

 

They really think this is true

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he apparently did post a video of a pride parade in SF that was pretty off the chain, but hey, consenting adults are into some interesting shit sometimes

What I get from that is Royce really likes getting peed on.

14 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

We need this guy.  He went from this:

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To a command sergeant major.  He's my guy.

My Dad retired as a CSM

25 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

 

I've never been to a pride festival but today I learned that it is basically the same as Surly.

4 minutes ago, wildcat09 said:

What I get from that is Royce really likes getting peed on.

Is that the nutbag hoops guy from Iowa state that was afraid to fly, so he washed out of the NBA? That Royce White?

Just now, Blotto said:

Is that the nutbag hoops guy from Iowa state that was afraid to fly, so he washed out of the NBA? That Royce White?

Yup, same guy. Pride of the Houston Rockets right there. 

6 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

They really think this is true

I didn’t see the video, but are we sure it isn’t from Folsom St festival? That is adults only and yes, its off the chain 

mmmm pheasant. 

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How about Secretary of Agriculture?  He might have higher aspirations, but that'd be a damn good role, and Vilsack is old.  

Waltz seems to meet the threshold of do no harm. 

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the GF was up there for work about two weeks ago.  She said the same thing.  She expected a sewer, and what she got was...San Francisco, in all it's beautiful glory.

20 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

 

Walz's relentless positivity gives this guy a leg-up over the other contenders for the VP slot, imo.

Well, he's Minnesotan, where passive-aggressiveness is an art form.  

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1 hour ago, Gil Bang said:

the GF was up there for work about two weeks ago.  She said the same thing.  She expected a sewer, and what she got was...San Francisco, in all it's beautiful glory.

It’s a great city man. As you know. So ridiculous it has been made up to be this horror show. 

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Granted its CNN, but a boy can dream. That guy would f'n kill it, make it happen. 

7 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

It’s a great city man. As you know. So ridiculous it has been made up to be this horror show. 

We went there 4 weeks ago.  The first time ever for both of us.  Amazing city.  We stayed in The Presidio.  Morning walks (maybe 5 miles but not running lulz) were fantastic.  Weather was a little on the chilly side but man that city is a jewel.  I don't think I saw a dozen homeless people over the course of several days.

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