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Running Through Walz to Fix America - Democratic VP Nominee

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16 hours ago, Mo Horn said:

Is Ivanka Trump's "relationship" with China mfgs problematic?  Is Jared Kushner's "relationship" with Saudi money problematic?

Is Trump's kowtowing to North Korean dictators and military officials problematic?  Fucking idiots.

Trump salutes North Korea military general in documentary footage

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17 hours ago, TeeDubya said:

 

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Great speech.  After the speech, there was a greeting line.  One of the volunteers made a joke that there was Runza just a mile down the road...

 

This is awesome.... LOL
 

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Ol' ball coach got a bit of savage to him:

 

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4 minutes ago, Mittens said:

Ol' ball coach got a bit of savage to him:

 

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It's fake. 

3 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

It's fake. 

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1 minute ago, Biff Tannen said:

Is the Ann Coulter part fake?

No. That part is real. She’s a piece of shit. 

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4 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

No. That part is real. She’s a piece of shit. 

That’s what I thought. I knew they would make fun of that kid. Ghouls. 

Shapiro, Beshear, and Kelly really showed how great a pick Walz was. An absolute diamond in the rough. 

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16 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

GenX/Older Millennials will get this!

3 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Walz is the role model kids need. 

 

2 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

GenX/Older Millennials will get this!

Yes. But how do you spell their name without invoking the Mandela Effect?

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13 hours ago, PRONG HORN said:

 



I just wanted to point out to @Prong horn  ---- in case he didn't understand my previous LOL response ---- that Walz, like any good father, is keeping his autistic son from hitting the teleprompter, which is designed to be kind of invisible.  My understanding is that people with autism can have problems with spatial relations to begin with and that being in such an environment, with lights and noise and screaming and excitement etc ... can be pretty overwhelming to them. It looks to me like Gus is not even noticing the teleprompter. This is certainly a move that Tim Walz has done thousands of times in his life. Just a dad protecting his kid.  And yet I'm seeing all over Twitter that he's being aggressive.  Y'all are such pieces of shit. 

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15 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

GenX/Older Millennials will get this!

Can't recall how many of those I checked out from the Houston public library. 

2 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:



I just wanted to point out to @Prong horn  ---- in case he didn't understand my previous LOL response ---- that Walz, like any good father, is keeping his autistic son from hitting the teleprompter, which is designed to be kind of invisible.  My understanding is that people with autism can have problems with spatial relations to begin with and that being in such an environment, with lights and noise and screaming and excitement etc ... can be pretty overwhelming to them. It looks to me like Gus is not even noticing the teleprompter. This is certainly a move that Tim Walz has done thousands of times in his life. Just a dad protecting his kid.  And yet I'm seeing all over Twitter that he's being aggressive.  Y'all are such pieces of shit. 

You're trying to reason with a person whose mind has been so polluted by the stupid outrage algorithm that he can't see is thoroughly manipulating him because he's just a massive shitbag to begin with. 

"Jenny, things got a little out of hand.  It's just this Middle East war and that lying son of a bitch Walz!"

That's my VP!

https://today.yougov.com/politics/articles/50261-what-voters-think-about-tim-walz

35-16 in favor of Walz being a good pick for Harris
35-20 (+15) favorability and he's 62-5 among Dems (+57) and 28-18 with independents (+10)

He's -8 with 18-34 GOP voters and +1 with 35-44 GOP voters.  It's the olds who hate him (-39 for 45-64 to -46 for 65+) - the Fox News crowd hates him, the under 44 crowd probably does see him like the dad or uncle they wish they had
Men in general REALLY like him - -27 GOP men, +8 independent men, +67 Dem men compared to -29 GOP women, +13 independent women and +50 Dem women

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Since the Gophers are about to start their season, here’s a look back with Coach Fleck and Coach/Gov. Walz.

 

 The best fucking donut I’ve ever had was a cinnamon sugar donut from Rise ‘n Roll in South Bend, IN. Also called Amish crack.

If you know, you know.

Applesauce donuts, man. Those are the tits. I used to have them all the time during my adolescence in northern Indiana. I haven’t found them anywhere in central Ohio. 

On 8/18/2024 at 11:59 AM, jimmyjazz said:

Is Ivanka Trump's "relationship" with China mfgs problematic?  Is Jared Kushner's "relationship" with Saudi money problematic?

Is Trump's kowtowing to North Korean dictators and military officials problematic?  Fucking idiots.

Trump salutes North Korea military general in documentary footage

And one of the reasons they're going after Walz, not Harris, is that Walz is not yet part of the executive branch, so he might actually have to respond to subpoenas.

 

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“Get this man a shield.” (Chadwick Boseman voice)

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Here are some scouting tape of Walz in debate mode

(2018 vs. Jeff Johnson, a boring stiff but much more polite than JD Vance would ever be)

 

(2022 vs. Scott Jensen, a dork with poor charisma)

Walz's answer about Floyd/BLM at the 44:30 mark impressed me. Prepared, coherent, honest, and strong. Jensen's grandstanding retort came off as overplaying his cop endorsements without actually answering the question asked. Walz's rebuttal kicked ass and put the dork in his place after he showed ignorance about the National Guard (something Walz knows a lot about).

Jensen is probably more Vance-like than the other guy, with a tendency to scoff and chortle at his own shitty jokes.

  • 3 weeks later...

A rather long article on Walz's trip to China.  For a bonus, you get a front page picture of him trying to tear down the goalposts when Nebraska beat OU.  

 

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Man, this campaign is so refreshingly competent. 

He's going back to Mankato tonight to give a pregame speech to his West Scarlets prior to their crosstown rivalry game with the East Cougars.

Apparently West has won 18 straight in the series, but this is the best East squad since that last win. 

Given that Mankato is a speck of blue in hard-red southern MN, you can feel the pearl clutching from a hundred miles away.

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On 10/6/2024 at 10:35 PM, Tuco said:

A rather long article on Walz's trip to China.  For a bonus, you get a front page picture of him trying to tear down the goalposts when Nebraska beat OU.  

 

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October Surprise, pictures of radical VP candidate destroying state property uncovered 

Our states have a lot in common this is not one of them(re:Lombardi trophy) you don’t have one… lmao. 

Walz is going to be on The Daily Show Monday night talking to Jon Stewart.

His Smartless episode is out today. 

Wore my Coach shirt to the store this morning, got one compliment on it… 

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