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Running Through Walz to Fix America - Democratic VP Nominee

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On 8/4/2024 at 2:22 AM, Biff Tannen said:

It’s a great city man. As you know. So ridiculous it has been made up to be this horror show. 

I lived in SF for 2 years and go back almost every time I return to the US.  It is a great place for walking, eating, drinking and exploring.  Sure, you can get in trouble in bad areas (same as every other city in the world).

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Is this the general VP discussion thread we’ve been directed to or is this restricted to just Walz talk? Just how tight of a ship is being run over here?

On 7/30/2024 at 8:54 AM, South Austin said:

Walz should starts.

It's about time someone in the Harris campaign listened to me.

I need a first party source before I'm changing thread titles. From the Harris campaign. 

We can start the thread name game though. I did like the really long one up thread it had me laughing pretty hard. 

18 hours ago, MrBig said:

My dream over explanatory thread title for Walz:

To the Window, To the Walz - Til the Potential VP Pick Can Change My Air Filter With an Inexpensive Piece of Non-OEM Equipment Just as Good as the Real Thing to Stop the Sweat From Dripping Off My Balls

 

This one 

3 minutes ago, immamac said:

I need a first party source before I'm changing thread titles. From the Harris campaign. 

They still gotta do the staged “official” phone call lol

So I've been thinking about this for a week...

Sept. 16th, Monday Night Football Week 2 - Falcons at Eagles. Get Walz on the Manning Cast. Talking football and a little politics. Great way to introduce this side of him to Georgia/Pennsylvania voters and to all Americans. 

 

 

Just now, Hank Kingsley said:

So I've been thinking about this for a week...

Sept. 16th, Monday Night Football Week 2 - Falcons at Eagles. Get Walz on the Manning Cast. Talking football and a little politics. Great way to introduce this side of him to Georgia/Pennsylvania voters and to all Americans. 

 

 

I like it, but would ESPN have to give equal time to Vance? gross.

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Just now, Js1 said:

I like it, but would ESPN have to give equal time to Vance? gross.

It would be worth it to see Peyton and Eli work in subtle couch references.  

Just now, South Austin said:

It would be worth it to see Peyton and Eli work in subtle couch references.  

You sure? Peyton is a Republican and Eli stays quiet about it. 

1 minute ago, Js1 said:

Peyton is a Republican 

Well fuck me, I didn't know that.  Is he MAGA?

Man, this makes my heart so happy. We're taking our country back from the pieces of shit with people who aren't pieces of shit.

 

5 minutes ago, Js1 said:

I like it, but would ESPN have to give equal time to Vance? gross.

Have them both on.  Let them debate there.

Just now, South Austin said:

Well fuck me, I didn't know that.  Is he MAGA?

You find this surprising? Arch is full on MAGA. It runs in the family.

1 minute ago, South Austin said:

Well fuck me, I didn't know that.  Is he MAGA?

You could see him grinding his teeth in reaction to the Olympics opening ceremony. 

11 minutes ago, Js1 said:

 

Damn double post

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6 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

From the window to the Walz.

\(o_o)\  ......   /(o_o)/

I’d just like to take a moment to thank everyone in this thread. You did it. Power of Surly or something

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My god, the Walz/Vance debate is gonna be epic. And cathartic. 

19 minutes ago, Js1 said:

I like it, but would ESPN have to give equal time to Vance? gross.

Lets hope. Walz goes on for 20 minutes talking about specifics about the Eagles and the Falcons, two teams in two up for grabs states, and football in general. Vance spends a couple minutes talking about how football is like yachting, probably drops a subtle racial dig at the players, maybe pointing out how many professional athletes are having too many of the wrong kind of kids, and then he just starts rambling about women. Sounds great. 

3 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

My god, the Walz/Vance debate is gonna be epic. And cathartic. 

Vance is going to follow Trump's lead and decline any opportunity to debate Walz.  

Just now, SmokeyTheBear said:

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I’m so fired up, I’m switching between LETS GO and a Howard Dean scream this morning 

3 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Howard Dean scream

Is it sexy or weird that this is my orgasm noise?  Wife is not a political junkie so she never gets the reference…

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All the pundits on TV are saying this is a "do no harm" pick, a "cuddly choice", etc. 

Walz is a GET THEIR ASS pick. We are going on offense, motherfuckers. 

 

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27 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Well fuck me, I didn't know that.  Is he MAGA?

Is there any other kind?.gif

Just now, Hank Kingsley said:

All the pundits on TV are saying this is a "do no harm" pick, a "cuddly choice", etc. 

 

 

So he's the anti-Vance pick?

The next zoom call needs to be former GOP truck nuts guys... "Balls for Harris/Walz."

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18 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

I’d just like to take a moment to thank everyone in this thread. You did it. Power of Surly or something

You’re welcome

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28 minutes ago, royiv said:

You find this surprising? Arch is full on MAGA. It runs in the family.

Athletes are by and large not very smart. 

23 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

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Eh, sports team loyalty aside I'd rather avoid juju from a gif where a huge home run was hit to win the moment then that team lost in the end. 

2 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Athletes are by and large not very smart. 

It’s all toxic bro culture, JESUS and getting hit in the head a lot 

34 minutes ago, Js1 said:

I like it, but would ESPN have to give equal time to Vance? gross.

Whats so gross about Vance in the background of Eli's man cave, eyeliner running down his cheeks as he sobs and vigorously rapes a couch. Well....now that I typed that out, I admit it does sound sorta gross. 

Just now, Biff Tannen said:

Athletes are by and large not very smart. 

Liberalism reflects nuance, but sports tend to reinforce a brute force, might-makes-right, binary win-lose understanding of the world.* Which is the kernel of authoritarian thinking. 

* Unless you’re an Eric Cantona type, but those are by far the exception. 

4 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Athletes are by and large not very smart. 

Yep, that’s why it was so funny to me that @South Austin seemed genuinely surprised that Peyton Manning would be MAGA. The guy has the IQ of a worn out shoe.

5 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

Eh, sports team loyalty aside I'd rather avoid juju from a gif where a huge home run was hit to win the moment then that team lost in the end. 

There is no juju.

I am ready to run through Walz for this guy.

From now through November 5th, it's Ballz to the Walz!

 

Yeah, they're dad jokes.  We have a dad joke VP nominee, and I'm here for it.

5 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

Look at the date

 

 

The resistance winemoms have the mandate of heaven.

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