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46 minutes ago, yoladu said:

 


I know Southampton didn’t build a roster to necessarily stay up this year but Russell Martin has them playing suicidal football at the back. 

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    And I’ll say this - Spurs fans totally get this season was a disaster. The heart of this season the team had a starting line up of injuries. WE DID NOT CRY ABOUT THAT. And yeah we finished 1

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That’s good to hear. Seeing that picture I didn’t think someone driving that would survive 

United going full retard against the Nottingham Forest juggernaut.

United players on whose responsibility that was

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Felt like the United GK was some rando they picked from the stands and was learning as he went

2 hours ago, TexArcher said:

United going full retard against the Nottingham Forest juggernaut.

 

2 hours ago, TexArcher said:

Annnnnnnnnnnnd agaaaainnnnn...

LULZ

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😂 😂 

 

you won’t see a stupider tackle attempt this month than what Bissouma just did in the box. 

It's Tottenham, lads.

Also, what's up with all the trash? This been a problem all year, I honestly haven't seen it.

This might cut into his coke habit.

 

1 minute ago, Captain Ron said:

OMG Tete for Fulham has a baby coming out of his leg!!

Only in the Prem could that have not been a Pk

Just now, Captain Ron said:

Nah, Liverpool got off the shot, so no foul, no PK. 

lol wut?

I guess I should have throw a /sarcasm in there.

I don't agree with it but in all leagues you will see tons of guys get fouled in the box during the act of shooting (or getting to the act), yet nothing is called - refs let it go because "clearly it wasn't bad enough of a foul, they got the shot off."

Just now, Captain Ron said:

I guess I should have throw a /sarcasm in there.

I don't agree with it but in all leagues you will see tons of guys get fouled in the box during the act of shooting (or getting to the act), yet nothing is called - refs let it go because "clearly it wasn't bad enough of a foul, they got the shot off."

I get that if the foul is on the shooter.

You can’t just take people out in the box. Say that shot rebounds, no Gomez has been prevented from a rebound.

But that same logic is why a foul in the box against a shooter should be called, they can get their own rebound but aren't given the chance. 

6 minutes ago, Captain Ron said:

But that same logic is why a foul in the box against a shooter should be called, they can get their own rebound but aren't given the chance. 

I agree with that. 

Duran Duran!

1-nil to the Villa after Emi makes a world class save just minutes prior!

Sorry RamJet - I turned the game on and NF has been on a tear since.  Disallowed G with in the minute, and then 2 more that counted.

GK shit the bed and that 1st one...in his arms and just lets it go.

Good game by Crystal Palace vs Brighton

Now for some Manchester on Manchester action 

United have so many mid players they paid stupid amounts of money for. But I hope they pile the misery on Pep today. 

Mason Mount- £55m+ add ons

1 goal and 1 assist in 1150 minutes since 2023 as an attacking midfielder (plays the same position as Bruno, so it was a stupid buy in the first place).
 

Lasted 11 minutes today before another injury. 

We couldn’t possibly have one of the 2 Robbie’s call out City over anything, ever. Fucking pussies. 
 

That was the most pathetic dive by Walker that I’ve seen in years. It should be called out. 

Not one but two errors. That's class. 

Hey Pep, how many goals did Man U just score on you?

(Firemans4Horn, that's your cue)

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5 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Hey Pep, how many goals did Man U just score on you?

(Firemans4Horn, that's your cue)


 

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5 hours ago, mdmost said:

Hey Pep, how many goals did Man U just score on you?

(Firemans4Horn, that's your cue)

 

5 hours ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Your bi-weekly city collapse

 

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