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9 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Jack Grealish is the most useless player in the premier league. 

Bad hair Adam Lallana.

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    And I’ll say this - Spurs fans totally get this season was a disaster. The heart of this season the team had a starting line up of injuries. WE DID NOT CRY ABOUT THAT. And yeah we finished 1

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After the loss to Villa, the Man City team visited a local orphanage. "It was heartbreaking to see their sad little faces with no hope," said Ben, age seven.

1 of 1. I think at this point the only options for greatest premier league player of all time is between Henry and Salah. 
 

 

Haaland missing a penalty was pure lulz. 

Ought to help him stay humble, eh?

Bad to worse for Villa.... Newcastle scores in the first 30 minutes and now Jhon Duran gets tossed for an awkward, but ultimately avoidable, stomp on the back.  Seemed VERY harsh on first look, but on replay, I could see that he had a chance to avoid it.

 

Fog Bowlesque for Man United at Wolves right now

Uh oh, 2nd yellow for Bruno.  Scoreless 2 minutes into the 2nd half.

And Wolves take the lead on a sweet olimpico

39 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

United are a broken club. 

Jerry Seinfeld Popcorn GIF by Sheets & Giggles

I love the epl on boxing day.  I hope they never give in and institute a winter break like those nancy continental countries.

8 hours ago, WBT said:

Fog Bowlesque for Man United at Wolves right now

Just started watching Leceistershire at Liverpool from today...ok this one was the Fog Bowl.

1 hour ago, WBT said:

Just started watching Leceistershire at Liverpool from today...ok this one was the Fog Bowl.


there were 5 minute stretches when I had no idea what was going on. 

Holy shit. You guys have to watch Liverpool’s second goal. Mo Salah channeled Dennis Berkgamp against Newcastle. 
 

an all time assist. 

I have no idea how Axel Disasi ever plays for Chelsea. Complete disaster every time I see him play. 

On 12/29/2024 at 12:01 PM, Firemans4Horn said:

Holy shit. You guys have to watch Liverpool’s second goal. Mo Salah channeled Dennis Berkgamp against Newcastle. 
 

an all time assist. 

He’s on pace for, what, 50 G/A this year? Is FSG really going to let him walk?

13 hours ago, Dutch said:

He’s on pace for, what, 50 G/A this year? Is FSG really going to let him walk?

Mookie Betts, Xander Bogarts, Chris Sale …

I hope they realize what they have and pay him his due. But years of cutting corners in baseball worry me. 

SMH at Surly Arsenal fans whining on their thread about the penalty call, as if a straight-up head butt isn’t a foul. 

36 minutes ago, BrickHorn said:

SMH at Surly Arsenal fans whining on their thread about the penalty call, as if a straight-up head butt isn’t a foul. 

What’s the debate? I mean there’s no play on the ball and you hit someone in the head.

25 minutes ago, hobbes2702 said:

What’s the debate? I mean there’s no play on the ball and you hit someone in the head.

There’s no debate. Just hollow whining. 

Just now, Ted Lange said:

 

That quote is so stupid. As long as you accidentally tackle someone in the box it shouldn’t count lol.

That quote is just silly. There are dozens of fouls and cards every game day because a guy was late to the ball and gets the man instead. For them to even say that is just foolish.

And more than dozens that aren’t called.   I missed the second half so didn’t see it live.  I don’t think saying that isn’t a penalty as some crazy take, I certainly can understand people thinking it is a penalty.    

I don’t think that’s a penalty, I know it’s a penalty. I watched a penalty get called and a penalty kick get taken and made. That’s the type of foul that you hate getting called against you because it’s in the box and you think that’s too soft. But it’s a foul and that’s the foul that a particular user that no longer post here would bitch about not getting called against his own team. 

52 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

That’s not the quote 

Ummm yea it is. That’s exactly what Danny Murphy says. And it’s stupid as fuck.

48 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

*injury issue 

guess you moved on form lying about the “quote.”

Whoa you’re having a tough one

3 minutes ago, hobbes2702 said:

Ummm yea it is. That’s exactly what Danny Murphy says. And it’s stupid as fuck.

No it’s not.  Watch the video again and quote it. 

2 minutes ago, hobbes2702 said:

Whoa you’re having a tough one

I’m not the one complaining about another teams fouls and crying about Derka, so guess you’d know. 

Ok. 

“Players coming together accidentally going for the ball, I don't want to see penalties given for”

 

Just now, Ted Lange said:

I’m not the one complaining about another teams fouls and crying about Derka, so guess you’d know. 

Are you ok?

Thanks, that’s his quote not what you said originally.   But I’d think someone rooting for a team that’s gonna walk to the title would have better things to do, guess not 

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1 minute ago, Ted Lange said:

Thanks, that’s his quote not what you said originally.   But I’d think someone rooting for a team that’s gonna walk to the title would have better things to do, guess not 

What the fuck are you talking about? Seriously are you ok?

13 minutes ago, hobbes2702 said:

Ok. 

“Players coming together accidentally going for the ball, I don't want to see penalties given for”

 

Are you ok?

 

1 hour ago, hobbes2702 said:

That quote is so stupid. As long as you accidentally tackle someone in the box it shouldn’t count lol.

<Pam - it’s the same picture>

That’s what’s being said there, that if you go for the ball but accidentally get the man that’s ok and shouldn’t be a penalty.

That is the dumbest thing I have ever heard in soccer. You’re literally talking about 99% of the fouls in the game. If you don’t call that you wouldn’t ever call a penalty in soccer and you might as well get rid of PKs. 

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