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5 minutes ago, Tylerocks said:

I could've sworn I watched Burton himself, just yesterday, relay that Sark said they were not currently planning on moving anyone to RB.

Whatever gets clicks/views I guess.

Sark said they’re not doing anything until after the first scrimmage.

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Is there anyone who isn't a potential running back?

Or is this one of those "anything's a dildo if you're brave enough" situations?

16 hours ago, Spider2YBanana said:

My apologies for the long-winded answer. 

Unnecessary. Appreciate thoroughness and plainspeak.

My job here is done. I got all caps outta CTJ. I gotta stop before I get blocked like futureman. For the record I dont know shit about fuck and nor would I assume to know who would be a good add to the RB room. I was simply taking the savion red discourse to the next level.

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My job here is done. I got all caps outta CTJ. I gotta stop before I get blocked like futureman. For the record I dont know shit about fuck and nor would I assume to know who would be a good add to the RB room. I was simply taking the savion red discourse to the next level.

Cool man. Thanks for participating.

Hook’em!!!
2 hours ago, closetojumping said:

How do midgets like Bolden or Niblett help there? Niblett solves nothing at TB. Good lord. 

This level of hatred could only have originated from having challenged them to a foot-race and losing, miserably. 

Strickly short yardage i wonder if malik agbo gets involved. Hasnt his name come up several times during camp?
Got a 4 yard pass during the UW game.

Juan for the Horns, at H-Back, will be like the 9’ers Samuel. Just saying (secretly.)

Young Man hasn’t seen the stage yet, but it’s coming.

Hook’em!!!

Pretty clear that the solution is to put Ewers and Arch in the backfield at the same time.  Does Chiles still have eligibility?

6 hours ago, Fud said:

Niblett is small for a RB, but he's probably the most skilled of the bunch 

 

6 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

Yeah, that's a name that keeps coming up

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His name IS his nickname. Niblett the Niblet. 
 

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18 hours ago, ATXbronco said:

Lack of mewbs is concerning

This man needs more Cocoa Pebbles or preferably, because it's kinda burnt orangish, some Peanut Butter Crunch cereal.

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Bro divorced the fat suit quickly.

44 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

My job here is done. I got all caps outta CTJ. I gotta stop before I get blocked like futureman. For the record I dont know shit about fuck and nor would I assume to know who would be a good add to the RB room. I was simply taking the savion red discourse to the next level.

I was giving you the benefit of the doubt and figured you meant as an extra lineman. Did you mean move Agbo to RB? I would love to hear more about this, personally. 

5 minutes ago, Red Five said:

I was giving you the benefit of the doubt and figured you meant as an extra lineman. Did you mean move Agbo to RB? I would love to hear more about this, personally. 

Henry Melton starter kid, dude. 

That’s actually funny right there, but I’m a couple of cold ones into the weekend, so I digress.

Hook’em!!!

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1 minute ago, Machinator said:

 

Sounds like Bond needs to learn the playbook first

4 minutes ago, Machinator said:

 

I’m buying Ewers and Banks stock, as well as Cam Williams, and I am selling all of my Bond stock. 

*stocks and Bonds.

Dude has been here like six months now and has played a lot of college football already. Weird that this is an issue. 

Can we mentally fast forward into the 2024 Season, as I can’t help myself?

Hook’em!!!

Cam getting mentioned by CTJ? Mommy we made it!

In all seriousness we are pulling for Williams and Campbell so hard this year. Cam has came a long way since 12u and middle school basketball. 

1 hour ago, BornAndRaised said:

My job here is done. I got all caps outta CTJ. I gotta stop before I get blocked like futureman. For the record I dont know shit about fuck and nor would I assume to know who would be a good add to the RB room. I was simply taking the savion red discourse to the next level.

 

You are a smart young man. You're gonna grow 5 inches this year.

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34 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

I’m buying Ewers and Banks stock, as well as Cam Williams, and I am selling all of my Bond stock. 

I'll buy your Bond stock at a discount in the hopes he's an Allen Iverson type...

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28 minutes ago, Red Five said:

*stocks and Bonds.

Dude has been here like six months now and has played a lot of college football already. Weird that this is an issue. 

 

How many years was Peter Gibbons at Initech?

I hope Bond succeeds, but he's gotta stop dropping easy passes. Apparently he can haul in the long ball, but the easy passes make him have butter fingers. That's concerning. Makes me happy we have Bolden, who is a Swiss army knife. 

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4 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Makes me happy we have Bolden, who is a Swiss army knife. 

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1 hour ago, Park Gothic said:

Is there anyone who isn't a potential running back?

Or is this one of those "anything's a dildo if you're brave enough" situations?

I'm not a potential running back.

I'm also not a dildo. Some may disagree.

22 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

I'm not a potential running back.

I'm also not a dildo. Some may disagree.

Something something South Austin’s mom. 

23 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

I'm not a potential running back.

I'm also not a dildo. Some may disagree.

You never know when you’re going to be needed, from my view. Needed for a sprint, a sprint relay, for WR depth, maybe as a running back or offensive coordinator. It’s why I’ve always got a pair of cleats in the trunk of my car and in my suitcase. 

3 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

You never know when you’re going to be needed, from my view. Needed for a sprint, a sprint relay, for WR depth, maybe as a running back or offensive coordinator. It’s why I’ve always got a pair of cleats in the trunk of my car and in my suitcase. 

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33 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

You never know when you’re going to be needed, from my view. Needed for a sprint, a sprint relay, for WR depth, maybe as a running back or offensive coordinator. It’s why I’ve always got a pair of cleats in the trunk of my car and in my suitcase. 

You were a boy scout, weren't you?

7 hours ago, Machinator said:

 

I should be nominated for the rimming trophy preseason watch list, fall and winter are upon us

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2 hours ago, Bevo said:

 

You are a smart young man. You're gonna grow 5 inches this year.

If this is a Real Genius nod, then I appreciate it, but if you’re going to quote something, do it accurately. I’m happy and sad for you. 

5 hours ago, BornAndRaised said:

Strickly short yardage i wonder if malik agbo gets involved. Hasnt his name come up several times during camp?

4 hours ago, closetojumping said:

HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!

didn’t byron murphy get some short yardage carries last year?  I’m setting the over/under on agbo rushing touchdowns this season at 3. 

54 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

If this is a Real Genius nod, then I appreciate it, but if you’re going to quote something, do it accurately. I’m happy and sad for you. 

 

I had to change it from he to you so it was necessary to paraphrase.

1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

If this is a Real Genius nod, then I appreciate it, but if you’re going to quote something, do it accurately. I’m happy and sad for you. 

So, you are saying that I passed but I failed. Yeah. Well, then I’m happy and sad for you, too.

You never know when you’re going to be needed, from my view. Needed for a sprint, a sprint relay, for WR depth, maybe as a running back or offensive coordinator. It’s why I’ve always got a pair of cleats in the trunk of my car and in my suitcase. 

It’s like an eleven person team that may need another player. I heart you.

Anything’s a running back if you’re brave enough.

9 minutes ago, markstanco said:


It’s like an eleven person team that may need another player. I heart you.

So he would be like the twelfth man. Got it.

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3 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

I'm not a potential running back.

I'm also not a dildo. Some may disagree.

Don't sell yourself short.  You're a tremendous dildo.

23 hours ago, Fud said:

We were hoping for From Russia With Love, and ended up with fucking Moonraker?

joe bob briggs went so far as to create a category called "moonraker fu"

5 hours ago, BornAndRaised said:

My job here is done. I got all caps outta CTJ. I gotta stop before I get blocked like futureman. For the record I dont know shit about fuck and nor would I assume to know who would be a good add to the RB room. I was simply taking the savion red discourse to the next level.

All good brother, I wear being blocked by him as a badge of honor.

5 hours ago, Bevo said:

 

How many years was Peter Gibbons at Initech?

goddamn you

what have i got in my pocket?

4 hours ago, closetojumping said:

You never know when you’re going to be needed, from my view. Needed for a sprint, a sprint relay, for WR depth, maybe as a running back or offensive coordinator. It’s why I’ve always got a pair of cleats in the trunk of my car and in my suitcase. 

so you're saying you have the loyalty and willingness to serve the longhorns when called to do so?

4 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

You were a boy scout, weren't you?

Totin' Chip says Yes.

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Chiles should start. Since we’re talking Swiss Army knives and all. Use the whole tool chest while we’re at it.

Hook’em!!!

Scrimmage this morning around 9:45 or 10am

 

16 hours ago, closetojumping said:

I’m buying Ewers and Banks stock, as well as Cam Williams, and I am selling all of my Bond stock. 


After what I heard about Bond and what I heard about Bolden, Cook and Wingo I wouldn’t be surprised if Bond runs second team if he cannot get it together. That won’t exactly help his draft stock. 

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