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18 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Sounds like a strip club

no kink shaming, but you can count me out when going to a strip club named Big Bertha's

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8 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

no kink shaming, but you can count me out when going to a strip club named Big Bertha's

Owned and operated by Vic Mackey

2 hours ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Rising is still fucking playing lol dude is like 38 years old

 

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1 minute ago, Hookem10 said:

That’s Dr. Rising for all you heathens 

He can be the Dr. Chopp of the ED world

6 minutes ago, futureman said:

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Those are the sand traps on his forehead of an eighty year old - I need a birth certificate check 

40 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

no kink shaming, but you can count me out when going to a strip club named Big Bertha's

Here’s the owner.  He owns another popular place too

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58 minutes ago, futureman said:

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And he has an extra year of eligibility next year if he chooses to use it. As of now, he says that’s not in his plans

Surprised we haven't heard much about the CB that came from San Jose State.

30 minutes ago, perfectchaos007 said:

And he has an extra year of eligibility next year if he chooses to use it. As of now, he says that’s not in his plans

he's in his 7th year.  explain him having another year of eligibility.

1 hour ago, Hookem10 said:

Those are the sand traps on his forehead of an eighty year old - I need a birth certificate check 

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15 minutes ago, futureman said:

he's in his 7th year.  explain him having another year of eligibility.

https://www.si.com/college/utah/football/what-cam-rising-said-about-playing-an-extra-year-and-goals-for-the-utes-in-2024#:~:text=Rising%2C 25%2C and every other Division I athlete,oldest available player in the 2024 NFL Draft.
 

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Cam Rising is about to enter his seventh season at Utah. However, this year doesn't have to be his last in Salt Lake City. 

The Utes standout QB has the option to play an eighth and final season in 2025 due to a proposed settlement agreement of a lawsuit between the NCAA and the United States Justice Department. This agreement would restore one year of college eligibility to players who were required to sit out a season due to the transfer eligibility rule during or since the 2019-20 academic year.

 

3 hours ago, Hookem10 said:

Those are the sand traps on his forehead of an eighty year old - I need a birth certificate check 

He almost makes Greg Oden look young.  

does bond suck, is he the truth, or in either case are the reports of the opposite some kind of deliberate disinformation or simply dipshit reporting?

every day i don't hear alfred collins' name concerns me

11 hours ago, MuellerHorn said:

DKR MEDIA PRESS BOX TO BE RELOCATED, REPLACED BY SUITES

The University of Texas System Board of Regents has approved athletics to begin taking steps toward relocating Royal-Texas Memorial Stadium's media press box — currently located on the west side of the stadium — to split locations in the southeast and southwest corners of DKR in time for the 2026 football season.

Sources said once the press box is gutted, after the 2025 season, it will be replaced by 10 suites that have already been sold for $10 million apiece.

The press box would then be divided into two locations in the south end of DKR, where the concrete party decks in the southeast and southwest corners are currently located. UT's current press box is on the eighth floor of Bellmont Hall, located on the west side of DKR.

The 10 $10 million suites will be two stories. That means the kinesiology department, located on the seventh floor of Bellmont, is being relocacted to the second floor.

 

So the press box will no longer be on the 50ish yardline? That seems odd for play-by-play purposes. 

Rising was in the same class as Trevor Lawrence. lulz

I think chance mock as well.

Also interesting that Rising and Casey Thompson were both in the same 2018 recruiting class for Texas and are both still in college.

1 hour ago, hornian said:

So the press box will no longer be on the 50ish yardline? That seems odd for play-by-play purposes. 

We’re building the FCB-Kurt Bowels Memorial Press Box.

 

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47 minutes ago, Texman said:

Also interesting that Rising and Casey Thompson were both in the same 2018 recruiting class for Texas and are both still in college.

LOL. Casey is still playing? Where - FAU?

15 minutes ago, immamac said:

Oklahoma. Try to keep up. 

I remember now. Just forgot. 

Hope they roll him out in Dallas.

1 hour ago, Rockwell Torrey said:

We’re building the FCB-Kurt Bowels Memorial Press Box.

 

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.....I feel attacked. 

"We’re building the FCB-Kurt Bowels Memorial Press Box."

I have a better idea for that clown.

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9 hours ago, hornian said:

So the press box will no longer be on the 50ish yardline? That seems odd for play-by-play purposes. 

This sounds ridiculous and counterproductive when you want to give the people who influence sports minds a good impression of your program.  

Just wait until the road team's crew that we stick in the southeast corner has to deal with the sun glaring in their face the whole game.

29 minutes ago, SameSame said:

This sounds ridiculous and counterproductive when you want to give the people who influence sports minds a good impression of your program.  

Just wait until the road team's crew that we stick in the southeast corner has to deal with the sun glaring in their face the whole game.

How about you imbeciles wait until the actual new layout, replete with a logical plan for the press, is publicly announced and put on display? Maybe after that, if you need to whine and plea for the fucking media, your arguments might have a prayer of making sense. 

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12 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

How about you imbeciles wait until the actual new layout, replete with a logical plan for the press, is publicly announced and put on display? Maybe after that, if you need to whine and plea for the fucking media, your arguments might have a prayer of making sense. 

I like to get out in front of things.

16 hours ago, Red Five said:

Rising was in the same class as Trevor Lawrence. lulz

and this guy......

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16 hours ago, Red Five said:

Rising was in the same class as Trevor Lawrence. lulz

 

10 hours ago, Texman said:

Also interesting that Rising and Casey Thompson were both in the same 2018 recruiting class for Texas and are both still in college.

Alan Bowman is in that same class too...still playing at OkSt.

Jesus

 

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4 minutes ago, Tylerocks said:

 

Alan Bowman is in that same class too...still playing at OkSt.

Jesus

 

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10 hours ago, 6th Street said:

Trey Moore and Collin Simmons at DE going to be fun to watch

Hell, I'm looking forward to seeing what steps Sorrell and Burke take this season. With Moore and Simmons getting snaps, everyone should be able to play with greater intensity. And while I'm under no illusion SEC refs are impeccable, I don't think we'll see so much blatant holding ignored.

12 hours ago, Hagbard Celine said:

does bond suck, is he the truth, or in either case are the reports of the opposite some kind of deliberate disinformation or simply dipshit reporting?

every day i don't hear alfred collins' name concerns me

My impression between the insights on here and the reports of him making some splash plays are that he is your standard issue talented but flaky receiver. He's probably too explosive to keep off the field, especially with how much Texas is going to have to lean into the passing game going forward, but for fans used to watching talent and commitment on the level of Xavier Worthy, AD Mitchell, and Jordan Whittington he's probably going to look unremarkable in that context.

2 hours ago, SameSame said:

This sounds ridiculous and counterproductive when you want to give the people who influence sports minds a good impression of your program.  

Just wait until the road team's crew that we stick in the southeast corner has to deal with the sun glaring in their face the whole game.

What’s more important: (A) giving the Tuscaloosa Times reporter one of the best seats in the stadium, or (B) generating tens of millions of new dollars that help fund scholarships for outstanding academic students, pay professor salaries, and IMPROVE THE ACTUAL FOOTBALL PROGRAM YOU ARE WATCHING?

Come on man.

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Bobby with some good RB news:

I am told that Texas has been very happy with the work of Jerrick Gibson at running back. Very happy.

He has stepped up and is being more and more reliable in each practice and is working to understand pass protection at the college level more and more.

At this stage, we expect Gibson to have a role on this team out of the gate.

Now don’t get carried away.

I’m not talking about starting or being the premier back. But his work as a strong, smart inside runner has been on display.

For a team that needed someone to step up following the injury to Cedric Baxter, Gibson has answered the call to this point.

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Jerrick Gibson at tomorrow's scrimmage:

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1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

How about you imbeciles wait until the actual new layout, replete with a logical plan for the press, is publicly announced and put on display? Maybe after that, if you need to whine and plea for the fucking media, your arguments might have a prayer of making sense. 

I love how sports message boards are bringing back classic words lost to the literarily unversed modern reader. CTJ pulling weight here.

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