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6 hours ago, Dr. Teeth said:

Scott Bakula and Sinbad. 

I'm willing to scout Kathy Ireland to see if she's got any gas left in the tank.

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7 hours ago, dec3169 said:

28 year old BYU player?

Why would they be any more likely to be in the portal?

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

Why would they be any more likely to be in the portal?

what if you offer better childcare services? 

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10 hours ago, DixonHur said:

I'll be interested to see what type of transfer player is available in late August. 


Anyone at Fresno St/Utah St are available to transfer immediately. 

Players Texas will see this year in the regular season on Brugler's top 50 big board

Michigan
1) Will Johnson- CB
4) Mason Graham- DT
21) Colston Loveland- TE
30) Kenneth Grant- DT

Georgia
'8) Carson Beck- QB
9) Malaki Starks- S
14) Mykel Williams- Edge
40) Jalon Walker- LB

A&M
19) Nic Scourton- Edge
24) Conner Weigman- QB

Oklahoma
38) Danny Stutsman- LB
48) Deion Burks- OU

Kentucky
17) Deone Walker- DT
32) Maxwell Hairston- CB

Arkansas
39) Landon Jackson- Edge
 

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2 minutes ago, cafe society said:

How is Barion Brown of Kentucky not on that list?

They will have a legit defense. It is amazing how they always seem to have 4-5 NFL guys 

21 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

Weigman will be injured by then.

Mofo may not even be starting then, even if not injured. That offense and their Oline is not suited for him.

22 minutes ago, Codaxx said:

They will have a legit defense. It is amazing how they always seem to have 4-5 NFL guys 

Barion Brown is their lightning fast WR.

26 minutes ago, cafe society said:

How is Barion Brown of Kentucky not on that list?

He averaged 3 catches and 41 yards per game last year. KU’s QBs have sucked, but while Brown’s explosive, he’s very far from being a first round WR. 

8 minutes ago, cafe society said:

Barion Brown is their lightning fast WR.

overall comment.. Their WRs are sneaky good (Key is threat also). The secondary is expected to be very good. You have an NFL player at every level on the defense. Their biggest issue is the revolving door at OC. 

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Chills is right ... hoo, boy.

 

 

and ... 

 

 

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1 hour ago, Fud said:

Oklahoma
38) Danny Stutsman- LB
48) Deion Burks- OU


well, no shit. 
 

 

46 minutes ago, Burt Macklin said:

He averaged 3 catches and 41 yards per game last year. KU’s QBs have sucked, but while Brown’s explosive, he’s very far from being a first round WR. 



Well, yeah, but what does that have to do with Kentucky?

1 hour ago, Fud said:

Players Texas will see this year in the regular season on Brugler's top 50 big board

Michigan
1) Will Johnson- CB
4) Mason Graham- DT
21) Colston Loveland- TE
30) Kenneth Grant- DT

Georgia
'8) Carson Beck- QB
9) Malaki Starks- S
14) Mykel Williams- Edge
40) Jalon Walker- LB

A&M
19) Nic Scourton- Edge
24) Conner Weigman- QB

Oklahoma
38) Danny Stutsman- LB
48) Deion Burks- OU

Kentucky
17) Deone Walker- DT
32) Maxwell Hairston- CB

Arkansas
39) Landon Jackson- Edge
 

Our players in Brugler's top 50: 

15) Kelvin Banks

23) Quinn Ewers

41) Jahdae Barron

43) Isaiah Bond

38 minutes ago, thunderlounge said:


Well, yeah, but what does that have to do with Kentucky?

UK or KU, Wildcats or Jayhawks...they're both blue basketball schools so you can't fault him for getting confused. 

On 8/19/2024 at 10:55 AM, Longhornlove said:

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the funny thing about this gif is, I can't tell if it's for tears or cum

funny either way

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48 minutes ago, Machinator said:

 

 

I guess that could only be 3" but it looks like more of a height difference.

3 minutes ago, Bevo said:

 

I guess that could only be 3" but it looks like more of a height difference.

3 inches of forehead

15 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

the funny thing about this gif is, I can't tell if it's for tears or cum

funny either way

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23 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

the funny thing about this gif is, I can't tell if it's for tears or cum

funny either way

Stare Staring GIF

@Rimbo has a unique talent in terms of being able to actually make people cringe when they run into his posts. I don't think he can control this power and it has gotten him in trouble over the years, but it's some sort of forum superpower nonetheless. It's kind of uncanny. 

1 hour ago, Machinator said:

 

Oh no. Not more college football players oozing. Someone get ahold of Olin Buchanan and let him know 

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25 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Matt Lienart seems like a good dude. I enjoy his CFB takes on FOX. 

 

37 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Matt Lienart seems like a good dude. I enjoy his CFB takes on FOX. 

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2 hours ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Matt Lienart seems like a good dude. I enjoy his CFB takes on FOX. 

Said no one ever.

Meh, Leinart seems all right. Everyone got pissy because he said “I still think we’re the better team” after the RB, but it was right after the game, emotional, etc. That’s not really anything. He has come off as affable ever since, he makes fun of himself, doesn’t seem to take himself too seriously, he seems to get the greatness of that game and VY. 

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Tuesday practice notes from Alex Dunlap

Spoiler

Here's a quick few notes that I thought I'd pass along coming out of Texas practice on Tuesday:

- As you may know, Texas is now into its game week schedule. They will have a mock game on Saturday in the stadium at 2:30pm and everything the team is doing right now is on the same schedule it will be in the season, except for they don't start school until the real game week starting next Monday. Sark said they would be doing some new install and situational work this week in preparation for that type of "mock game" on Saturday.

- Well, here are two things I was told were happening on the defensive side of the football: they have now installed two new packages -- they are called dime and dollar.

- Dime package is fairly common in football parlance, but has not been at Texas under Pete Kwiatkowski ... although I was told that Johnny Nansen ran it last year at Arizona on that very good defense with some frequency. It will be new this year for the Longhorns. At Texas, it will feature four down linemen, one LB (I'm assuming Anthony Hill), a nickel corner, two outside corners and THREE safeties. I was not told who the safeties were, but I think it is safe to assume they are Derek Williams, Michael Taaffe and Andrew Mukuba. This is a passing and longer down-and-distance type of grouping, as is dollar. The easy way to remember it is like this: the dime package Texas will deploy is a 4-1-6 defense (4 on the line with the two edge guys presumably Moore and Simmons), 1 LB (presumably Hill) and 6 DBs (presumably Taaffe, Mukuba, Williams, Guilbeau, Barron and Muhammad).

- Dollar package is different than Dime (which is 4-1-6) in just one way. It is three down linemen as opposed to four, two LBs as opposed to just one, and the same 6 DBs on the back end. So, a 3-2-6 defense with the same personnel as above in dime, except Morice Blackwell substituted at the second LB for one of the two interior DL. We've seen a lot of shuffling of safeties between the first two groups, so there are four guys who have taken a lot of reps (the guys mentioned plus Jelani McDonald) who should be able to fill these roles rather easily. Regardless, it's another piece of evidence that Nansen is definitely bringing some new things in his co-DC role to the table on top of his primary position-group responsibilities in coaching the linebackers.

 

16 minutes ago, futureman said:

I don't like him because he's a womanizer.

His wife disagrees with you….  Where’s that coming from, because he slayed a bunch of ass before he got married?  

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10 minutes ago, Hook1997 said:

His wife disagrees with you….  Where’s that coming from, because he slayed a bunch of ass before he got married?  

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19 minutes ago, Hook1997 said:

His wife disagrees with you….  Where’s that coming from, because he slayed a bunch of ass before he got married?  

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/no Matt

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3 hours ago, Hank Chinaski said:

Meh, Leinart seems all right. Everyone got pissy because he said “I still think we’re the better team” after the RB, but it was right after the game, emotional, etc. That’s not really anything. He has come off as affable ever since, he makes fun of himself, doesn’t seem to take himself too seriously, he seems to get the greatness of that game and VY. 

The funnier part of that was when he said "it was a great win, or a tough loss or whatever " ...and then the funniest part was when Holly said "win or lose, great career Vince" 

28 minutes ago, Machinator said:

 

Fox guys prepping for Texas/Michigan game

15 hours ago, Herpa Derpa said:

I'm willing to scout Kathy Ireland to see if she's got any gas left in the tank.

Tell her that she can bring backups.

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7 hours ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Matt Lienart seems like a good dude. I enjoy his CFB takes on FOX. 

His instagram stuff that randomly pops up on my feed is hilarious. He definitely seems self deprecating and humble about his current situation in life

23 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Get excited for week 3

 

How serious can you take a guy named General Booty?

3 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

His instagram stuff that randomly pops up on my feed is hilarious. He definitely seems self deprecating and humble about his current situation in life

I'll give him a follow. Anyone with self depricating humor is my kinda person 

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