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#1

Saturday, looks like it's pretty short and contained.

I'll say it out loud at the risk of sounding like the Boomer I am....Breakdancing is stupid and it being an olympic event is stupid. What's next? Parkour? Ultimate Tag? Frisbee Golf? Floor is lava?

#2
10 minutes ago, Vegas64 said:

Saturday, looks like it's pretty short and contained.

I'll say it out loud at the risk of sounding like the Boomer I am....Breakdancing is stupid and it being an olympic event is stupid. What's next? Parkour? Ultimate Tag? Frisbee Golf? Floor is lava?

It's called Disc Golf, boomer.

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#3
Just now, BurntEyes said:

It's called Disc Golf, boomer.

Get a job, Lebowski.

#4

It's dumb because it's another subjectively judged event.  I wouldn't care if they added parkour, ultimate tag, frisbee golf, or floor is lava because those have objective measures of victory.

#6
3 hours ago, Gene Parmesan said:

It's dumb because it's another subjectively judged event.  I wouldn't care if they added parkour, ultimate tag, frisbee golf, or floor is lava because those have objective measures of victory.

Shit I watch YouTube video on nutty parkour shit, I'd sure as hell watch it in the Olympics. 

I do not watch Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo videos on YouTube.

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#7
43 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

Shit I watch YouTube video on nutty parkour shit, I'd sure as hell watch it in the Olympics.

It sure as shit would be more entertaining than speed climbing 

 

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#8
5 hours ago, BurntEyes said:

It's called Disc Golf, boomer.

Frolf.

 

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#10
1 hour ago, BurntEyes said:

Can we add ryhtmic gymnastics to the list along with Autistic Swimming?

Is that a Paralympic sport?

#13

This bullshit is a precursor to adding a Talent Contest to the Olympics. Cannot be any worse than the bullshit posted above. 

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#18
6 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

I can’t stop laughing 

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no one asked for this but everyone deserves it

Wait, is that a man or a woman?

#19
Just now, Vegas64 said:

Wait, is that a man or a woman?

Does it matter?

You want to know what sex jersey to order?

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#20
5 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

Does it matter?

You want to know what sex jersey to order?

Because that was the person doing the funny "what my nephew does when he says watch" and then someone said "wait until the men go", so I haz confuse. If it was a woman, it would be less funny and more understandable. But I honestly can't discern based on visual physiognomy (NTTAWWT). I thought I detected both make-up and an adams apple (again, NTTAWWT), but the chest part of the shirt is a total optical illusion for trying to determine breasts. 

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#21
"The 2024 Paris Olympics' hottest event is breakdancing. It has everything - A tiny Lithuanian girl in a durag named 'Nicka,' a 36-year-old Australian PhD student named 'Raygun,' and millions of people all over the world wondering who okayed this."

 

#27

Watchung Ray Gun compete just tells me we should assemble a Surly break dancing team.

#29

The Olympic committee is going to fuck around until we have yell leading in the 2032 games.

Thanks Reaction GIF by Texas A&M University

#31

Best part of what I posted is the dumbass spectator really into it. He paid for those tickets and is excited. Dumbass.

#32
1 minute ago, InkaUtexas said:

Best part of what I posted is the dumbass spectator really into it. He paid for those tickets and is excited. Dumbass.

Like an aggy season ticket holder.

#41

I remember the first time I tried dancing after I drank a liter of tequila…I should have gone to the Olympics

#43
13 hours ago, BurntEyes said:

First thing I thought of watching that "dance":

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If beggars on the street corners did the Curly dance, I'd consider tossing them a buck or 2

#45
17 hours ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

I can’t stop laughing 

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no one asked for this but everyone deserves it

She's a fucking gangster. PhD holding professor in whatever the fuck and gets into the Olympics as a 36 year old competing against teens and she shows up in a Beverly Goldberg track suit. With a hat. I felt bad at first until I realized she was flipping off the entire world. Peak surly. 

#46

My dog butt scooting across the rug could probably earn a silver medal. 

#48

My family and friends make fun of me because I can't watch The Office, Curb Your Enthusiasm, It's always Sunny, or Punk'd. .  I just get too uncomfortable watching other people in cringey situations.

That's how I felt yesterday trying to watch this stuff.  Couldn't do it.

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6 minutes ago, TexasHooch said:

My family and friends make fun of me because I can't watch The Office, Curb Your Enthusiasm, It's always Sunny, or Punk'd. .  I just get too uncomfortable watching other people in cringey situations.

That's how I felt yesterday trying to watch this stuff.  Couldn't do it.

Good breakdancing with dynamic, kinetic moves is fun to watch. I caught some of the Olympics competition, not just the embarassing Aussie intersectional gender studies woman, and it was low quality. Like when USA basketball sent college players instead of the Dream Team. 

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