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Who goes first? Who are the surprise teams to pull the plug this year? Who are the up and comers that will be hired away?

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Shouldn't Kliffy be on that list?

Orlando's gonna be getting some serious offers, especially if MensaTom has the O working and getting up in that 9 or 10+ win bracket.

1. How is Beaty still employed
2. Odds should be 2/1 for him with a new AD.  He will be gone in November at the very latest. 

18 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

Ogre isn’t going anywhere. The state of Louisiana is broke and LSU can’t afford his buyout.

Do they not have alumni? 

According to USA Today, other coaches on the hot seat include Barry Odom(Mizzou), Scotty Montgomery(East Carolina), Mike Jenks(Bowling Green)

There was a lot of turnover last year. It won’t be as bad this year. 

22 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

According to USA Today, other coaches on the hot seat include Barry Odom(Mizzou), Scotty Montgomery(East Carolina), Mike Jenks(Bowling Green)

Odom got an extension last year.  Unless he completely bombs he’s not going to get fired this year.

50 minutes ago, markstanco said:

1. How is Beaty still employed
2. Odds should be 2/1 for him with a new AD.  He will be gone in November at the very latest. 

He got a contract extension when they beat us in 2016.  Without that win he’d be gone.

8 minutes ago, TKthunder2 said:

He got a contract extension when they beat us in 2016.  Without that win he’d be gone.

Same for Kliff. Bought him another year last turkey weekend

7 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Same for Kliff. Bought him another year last turkey weekend

At least Tech wasn’t dumb enough to give him an extension.

1 hour ago, Machinator said:

Who goes first? Who are the surprise teams to pull the plug this year? Who are the up and comers that will be hired away?

Coach O

I easily see Beaty gone before coach Orgeron...

Brace yourselves for the insanity if Beaty is fired, because Jeff Long loves Bret Bielema and that dude would be a great fit at Kansas. I feel like I almost need this to happen.

I think Clay Helton has a higher than obvious of getting shown the door after the season if USC surprises with a down year. 

I think Orgeron's buyout is something like $15million? There's no way they pony up after this season, is there?

 

16 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Brace yourselves for the insanity if Beaty is fired, because Jeff Long loves Bret Bielema and that dude would be a great fit at Kansas. I feel like I almost need this to happen.

I think Clay Helton has a higher than obvious of getting shown the door after the season if USC surprises with a down year. 

I think Orgeron's buyout is something like $15million? There's no way they pony up after this season, is there?

 

Belemia at KU would be great, giving them the undisputed title for hiring coaches capable of eating their opponent to victory.  What's Charlie Weis up to as a potential OC candidate?   It would take the entire state of Kansas food production to feed the staff but they might actually be OK again.  

11 minutes ago, Treefidy said:

Belemia at KU would be great, giving them the undisputed title for hiring coaches capable of eating their opponent to victory.  What's Charlie Weis up to as a potential OC candidate?   It would take the entire state of Kansas food production to feed the staff but they might actually be OK again.  

They survived Mangino. They got this. 

Most of those prospects are bad coaches at a bad school...that mostly doesn't care that they stink.  The 1st head coach fired will be a bad coach at a bad school, who does something bad.  From that list I gotta say Davie.  He's already done bad things, and the resulting unpleasantness many not yet be resolved.

If we're talking assistants, I think Ohio State is on board 1st, with WR coach Zach Smith.  That opening was backfilled internally.

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Saban "possible" in eyes of oddsmakers, but Jumbo wouldn't even consider leaving aggy.
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Saban "possible" in eyes of oddsmakers, but Jumbo wouldn't even consider leaving aggy.

 

I think in the eyes of the odds makers it’s more like “tOSU wouldn’t consider Jimbo.”   

11 minutes ago, SDG said:

I think in the eyes of the odds makers it’s more like “tOSU wouldn’t consider Jimbo.”   

Nah, it's clearly because everyone knows no amount of money could pry Jimbo from the glorious athletic and academic powerhouse that is Aggy.

Jumbo has found his rightful place amongst the hayseeds and Bret Bielema to Kansas would be downright orgasmic. 

Urbs is out.   Lane Kiffen, You're up!

 

You heard it here first!

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Surprised Kalani Sitake isn't on that list yet.  If we don't make a bowl, he's probably gone too. 

On 7/31/2018 at 7:41 PM, BigHorn'13 said:

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He was have been a great defensive coordinator, but I have a hard time thinking he will be a success in the PAC south during his time as Sun Devils coach...

Let's see how many coaches in this video are still with the team this upcoming offseason:

 

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On 7/31/2018 at 2:45 PM, Machinator said:

Who goes first? Who are the surprise teams to pull the plug this year? Who are the up and comers that will be hired away?

Turns out it's Mike Jinks of Bowling Green. Good try, good effort.

On 8/21/2018 at 8:33 PM, Machinator said:

 

This post has not held up.

Is this where we put predictions?

Lincoln Riley to Cowboys - 'cus Garret just has to go. 

Stoops to Ohio State - 'cus Urbs is having heart palpitations and wants to spend time with the family.  Plus tOSU has a fresh, and never ending supply of dicks

Urbs to Oklahoma - 'cus family time is overrated and OU has an established co-ed/wife beating penalty chart with 5* serving mandatory red shirt year.  No surprises and no need to hide his affinity for this activity.  

7 minutes ago, MIkeHoncho said:

Is this where we put predictions?

Lincoln Riley to Cowboys - 'cus Garret just has to go. 

Stoops to Ohio State - 'cus Urbs is having heart palpitations and wants to spend time with the family.  Plus tOSU has a fresh, and never ending supply of dicks

Urbs to Oklahoma - 'cus family time is overrated and OU has an established co-ed/wife beating penalty chart with 5* serving mandatory red shirt year.  No surprises and no need to hide his affinity for this activity.  

if this were to happen, Herman would feast on ousux. It would be a reversal of mack/stoops, but with Texas not failing in big games.

9 minutes ago, Machinator said:

 

Well I'm glad Rondale seems to be enjoying his single season with Brohm.

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10 minutes ago, Machinator said:

 

 

1 minute ago, texifornia said:

Well I'm glad Rondale seems to be enjoying his single season with Brohm.

That's a troll account, I was bamboozled. Nothing has come out yet (but it's only a matter of time).

28 minutes ago, Machinator said:

 

That's a troll account, I was bamboozled. Nothing has come out yet (but it's only a matter of time).

Well, look, you're not going to get to 30,000 posts by Thanksgiving without a little "post first, ask questions later" in your posting mix. We understand. 

I'd say Machinator is more thorough in posting/ double checking than most journalists nowadays...

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