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3 minutes ago, Mother mopar said:
22 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:
 

Fake account, it has like 7 followers.

lol

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Most of you goofballs wanted to trade Sark for Traylor. Texas fans are so hyperbolic and fickle it’s become embarrassing 

Wait, did you say Fickell?
57 minutes ago, Js1 said:

A bunch of talentless shitheads and malcontents were not going to win 9-10 games this year.  Scheme was good offensively, players were not.  Defense was a shit show but also starting 3 stars and walk-ons at Texas is fucking awful.

Urbs probably saw film on what was staying and what went to the NFL and was like "JFC, no" 

Texas in 2021's coaching market would have been far worse - a 7-6 season by Herman and even worse recruiting, and then competing with the likes of OU, LSU, ND, USC.  

Lack of talent was not why Urbs said, "JFC, no"

11 minutes ago, Landomatic said:

Lack of talent was not why Urbs said, "JFC, no"

Urban, what if I was to tell you that Texas boosters will pay for your finger-banging partner to relocate to Austin, is that something that might interest you?

23 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Urban, what if I was to tell you that Texas boosters will pay for your finger-banging partner to relocate to Austin, is that something that might interest you?

If It was Urbs, I wouldn't want the Austin media to deal with.  They are not your friend if you're finger banging around Dirty Sixth. 

1 hour ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Didn’t want to pay for Fickell? 

continuity man, its where its at!

18 hours ago, texasstrong12 said:

I don't think Kelly really fits well anywhere. From everything I've read, he's a major dick but if you win nobody really cares. 

I think he's definitely a top 10 coach. What is this like his 6th year with a top 15 finish in the last 7? 

Brian Kelly is a micro manager and the first to throw people under the bus.  He can manage a program very well but definitely not the culture of Louisiana.

25 minutes ago, notre dame joe said:

Brian Kelly is a micro manager and the first to throw people under the bus.  He can manage a program very well but definitely not the culture of Louisiana.

and Nick Saban isn't?  If he wins they won't give a shit about his personality or culture.

26 minutes ago, notre dame joe said:

Brian Kelly is a micro manager and the first to throw people under the bus.  He can manage a program very well but definitely not the culture of Louisiana.

well it's a good thing then that he's not the coach of Louisiana.  but please tell me more about this culture of Louisiana you seem so knowledgeable of.

2 minutes ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

well it's a good thing then that he's not the coach of Louisiana.  but please tell me more about this culture of Louisiana you seem so knowledgeable of.

Surly knows all, about everything. Always

This would make laugh at hypocrisy for the next year or two, but there is a history of sweeping scandals under the rug with the religion, just don’t know about the institution. 

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9 minutes ago, The Dude said:

Surly knows all, about everything. Always

 

13 minutes ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

well it's a good thing then that he's not the coach of Louisiana.  but please tell me more about this culture of Louisiana you seem so knowledgeable of.

I might have to if you're actually from Louisiana.

1 hour ago, A’Dam Psycho said:

Did he say they WILL win 9-10 games or was he:

A) Asked if they can win 9-10 games and he said yes

B) Said something along the lines of we can win 9-10 games if everything goes well

narrator: It didn't go well

He was counting on the fact that we had good enough players not to have the #105 ranked defense.  

17 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

He was counting on the fact that we had good enough players not to have the #105 ranked defense.  


He counted wrong. 

 

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1 hour ago, notre dame joe said:

Brian Kelly is a micro manager and the first to throw people under the bus.  He can manage a program very well but definitely not the culture of Louisiana.

Fuck Notre Dame.

I know Venables gets paid a shit ton to DC at Clemson, but there has to be a reason he hasn't taken a higher paying head coaching job. I think he just may be someone who doesn't need the pressure. If he takes the OU job, I can see it going poorly for him. 

2 hours ago, Js1 said:

"Hey this team is going to fucking suck ass, don't bother spending your money or renewing your season tickets." 

Yeah that would have gone over well. 


Coaches have cautioned and set expectations before a season started. Not Sark. He was bullish the team this year. 

2 minutes ago, Newy25 said:


Coaches have cautioned and set expectations before a season started. Not Sark. He was bullish the team this year. 

Well to be fair, the team at times does indeed look bullish, but when presented with any adversarial situation, turns to bullshit.   Also, our offense probably looked unstoppable when playing against our defense.    

2 hours ago, tx ind said:

 

Is Cumbie related to Lyle Lovett? He looks like an old man in the face. 

8 minutes ago, 'stache said:

I know Venables gets paid a shit ton to DC at Clemson, but there has to be a reason he hasn't taken a higher paying head coaching job. I think he just may be someone who doesn't need the pressure. If he takes the OU job, I can see it going poorly for him. 

Honestly I don't know that he's been actually offered a much higher paying gig than Clemson. He's been in the mix for HC openings but I don't know that he was ever the 1st choice or the turned them down person. Sure he could be HC for $1M more at other tiers, but that's not the same as more than doubling his salary or such at top tier.

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1 hour ago, notre dame joe said:

Brian Kelly is a micro manager and the first to throw people under the bus.  He can manage a program very well but definitely not the culture of Louisiana.

He's going to get Sprewelled by one of the players the first time he tries to pull his bullshit.

So it looks like VT is hiring the PSU DC. 
 

What is Elkos issue? Best case he’s looking at Tempme unless he thinks he can get Cinci if Fickle moves to ND? I am not getting why he hasnt grabbed a solid mid level job. 
 

He does realize that like 1/2 his defense is graduating/going to the NFL right?

10 minutes ago, Laxtonto said:

So it looks like VT is hiring the PSU DC. 
 

What is Elkos issue? Best case he’s looking at Tempme unless he thinks he can get Cinci if Fickle moves to ND? I am not getting why he hasnt grabbed a solid mid level job. 
 

He does realize that like 1/2 his defense is graduating/going to the NFL right?

Does the Temple HC pay better than the A&M DC?

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1 minute ago, Texas St. Armadillos said:

That's 8 more minutes than I would have expected.

That's the title of my sex tape.

19 minutes ago, MAGS® said:

Well to be fair, the team at times does indeed look bullish, but when presented with any adversarial situation, turns to bullshit.   Also, our offense probably looked unstoppable when playing against our defense.    

By "adversarial situation" you mean football games, right?

27 minutes ago, 'stache said:

I know Venables gets paid a shit ton to DC at Clemson, but there has to be a reason he hasn't taken a higher paying head coaching job. I think he just may be someone who doesn't need the pressure. If he takes the OU job, I can see it going poorly for him. 

Obviously there are guys who are excellent coordinators, but poor head coaches.  He might be one of those and he also might know that about himself.  If the case that he sucks as a head coach, let's hope he betrays his better instincts and takes the money.

3 minutes ago, Ojo Rojo said:

By "adversarial situation" you mean football games, right?

I mean, defenses other than our own in the 3rd and 4th qtrs of game,...  sometimes 1st and 2nd too...   or if the wind isn't blowing just right.   

20 minutes ago, Murfdogg21 said:

Is Cumbie related to Lyle Lovett? He looks like an old man in the face. 

Lol...  To think he's only 40, but he could easily pass for someone in their 50's even early 60's.  

10 minutes ago, SimonBolivar said:

Does the Temple HC pay better than the A&M DC?

Carey was making about 2 million which is par for the course for the smaller AAC schools. Holgo and Fickell are the only ones over 3 million

6 minutes ago, Ojo Rojo said:

Obviously there are guys who are excellent coordinators, but poor head coaches.  He might be one of those

So Texas will hire him?

2 hours ago, notre dame joe said:

Brian Kelly is a micro manager and the first to throw people under the bus.  He can manage a program very well but definitely not the culture of Louisiana.

In other words, the Real Irish in Kelly  will come out and clash with the Cajuns and it will be a spectacular shit show!  

43 minutes ago, Murfdogg21 said:

Is Cumbie related to Lyle Lovett? He looks like an old man in the face. 

He looks like he drinks a handle of scotch along with 5-7 cigars on a nightly basis.  

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I am struggling to understand how the economics of college athletics is sustainable. All this trickles down to schools without the major program revenue offering insane salaries.

 

33 minutes ago, Nueces River Rat said:

Lol...  To think he's only 40, but he could easily pass for someone in their 50's even early 60's.  

Didn't he play after Kingsbury? He looks about 20 years older than Kliff.

2 minutes ago, Harrison Bergeron said:

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I am struggling to understand how the economics of college athletics is sustainable. All this trickles down to schools without the major program revenue offering insane salaries.

 

Maybe the non-Blue Bloods hold the line and not pay >$5M per year…thus providing real motivation for all coaches to win their asses off for a chance at one of the few Blue Blood programs?

43 minutes ago, Texas St. Armadillos said:

That's 9 more minutes than Lincoln Riley reportedly met with his team.

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Just now, &#x27;stache said:

Didn't he play after Kingsbury? He looks about 20 years older than Kliff.

He was the QB in the early 2000's...   

Cumbie was QB after BJ Symons who followed Kliff at Tech.  Cumbie was MVP of the Holiday Bowl win over Double-Check Rahjahs and Company, after passing for 500+ yards and 3 TDs against the Golden( but pouty) Bears.

 

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9 minutes ago, slorch said:

Cumbie was QB after BJ Symons who followed Kliff at Tech.  Cumbie was MVP of the Holiday Bowl win over Double-Check Rahjahs and Company, after passing for 500+ yards and 3 TDs against the Golden( but pouty) Bears.

 

mmmmmmmmm that game was delicious.

12 minutes ago, slorch said:

Cumbie was QB after BJ Symons who followed Kliff at Tech.  Cumbie was MVP of the Holiday Bowl win over Double-Check Rahjahs and Company, after passing for 500+ yards and 3 TDs against the Golden( but pouty) Bears.

 

To Sonny Cumbie!

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What does BJ Symons think when he opens the sports blogs and sees how much his boys Kliff, Lincoln, and Sonny are reeling in by peddling their manifestations of Pirate Leach?

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