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7 hours ago, BigDHornfan said:

Boban’s mom is Sandler’s Mom.
Stiller was great as were most of the golfers.

His daughters were Vienna and the AA narc chick. His wife was the ballet teacher  - she’s in almost all his movies and never plays his wife 

Pretty sure the cast had a good time making the movie.  IMO, Julie > Paige, but at my age I prefer the ride and comfort of a Cadillac than a sports car.

 

6 minutes ago, Bevo&Pevo said:

Pretty sure the cast had a good time making the movie

Pretty sure that is the theme with all of Adam Sandler’s comedies. For all the hate Grown Ups 1 and 2 gets, who wouldn’t want to get paid to film a movie just hanging out with your buddies and getting to slap and hit them and make jokes about them and pretending to be married to Salma Hayek?

Is that not the American dream? 

54 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Is that not the American dream? 

 

Well, it’s definitely the Kevin Smith dream, and he’s managed alright. 

7 minutes ago, texas08 said:

Hahah it’s dumb. It’s funny.

New motto? 

I enjoyed it.  Laughed multiple times. 

And it would have been so much funnier if they had included you in their universe of cameos.

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The scene where he gets paired with 3 randoms would have been better if JD had been included and done JD shit but was unrecognized as well. I think he was completely underutilized. They could have lost the nerdy guy and gone with the cute chick (when she did the split in the sand trap I lost it. I'll bet they left a sandy vag joke on the cutting room floor) and the big guy with the ‘fro.

11 hours ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

imma fucked up the thread title though.

sheesh. that guy fucks up everything. 

I've had a shitty week, its raining so Im not on my boat, and the first 4 minutes are incredible. Realized he is punching Bob Barker in the video game, and threw his clubs away in a Trojan logoed golf bag.

I think Steve Busceme pissing into a mailbox ought to be the official surly .gif

Thank you people for indulging my weirdness.

1 hour ago, BearSchlong said:

The scene where he gets paired with 3 randoms would have been better if JD had been included and done JD shit but was unrecognized as well. I think he was completely underutilized. They could have lost the nerdy guy and gone with the cute chick (when she did the split in the sand trap I lost it. I'll bet they left a sandy vag joke on the cutting room floor) and the big guy with the ‘fro.

Agreed. That scene could have been so much better. Had it moments though. Rewatching it already. The pro dinner scene may be my fav. Never in a million years would I think I like Bad Bunny anything, but he killed it! 

I can't stand his music but dude is funny. He's killed it every time he's been on SNL and then to add Esteban from SNL was the cherry on top.

Agreed. That scene could have been so much better. Had it moments though. Rewatching it already. The pro dinner scene may be my fav. Never in a million years would I think I like Bad Bunny anything, but he killed it! 

Honestly I never imagined Xander with a sense of humor. Totally changed my perception.

I can see tour events where people randomly spout “that's what she said” and “I think I have a fork in my ass!” to him incessantly.

Not to mention Zalatoris being called “Blondie”

I'll admit to fetish for Charlie Hull. “You fine assed British redneck”

I wonder how many people are gonna invite Nelly Korda or Nancy Lopez to “Lunch? Benihana?”

When the caddy brought his cousin and said it was his caddy was great. 

17 hours ago, BearSchlong said:

But the fact that will Zalatoris sorta looked like the original caddie was awesome.

 

I can’t unsee this now. 

 

Second half of this was worse than the second half of caddyshack 2. 
 

first half was a better kind of ridiculous. 
 

but it is what it should be, for the most part. 

Think im with big Frank on this one

 

 

 

finished it this morning, thought the last 30 min was more entertaining than the first 90. but yea the jokes in this one won't be repeated at all 30 years later like the original still can. 

 

this innocent little scene although small might be my favorite HG scene in the entire movie. HG2 didnt have any small moments like this that just flowed with the movie. 

 

 

10 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

thought the last 30 min was more entertaining than the first 90.

You will definitely be in the minority here. The first half was amazing. The second half was meh.

I laughed a few times. It was a notalgic trip. I wouldn’t go out of my way to watch it again. It’s definitely better than the recent crap on Netflix like Hunting Wives.

I laughed a lot. 
 

good to see Jordan and Scottie too. 🤘🏼

Scottie in jail was hilarious. 
 

what’s for dinner ?

 

I’ll stay another night 

2 hours ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

Think im with big Frank on this one

 

 

 

finished it this morning, thought the last 30 min was more entertaining than the first 90. but yea the jokes in this one won't be repeated at all 30 years later like the original still can. 

 

this innocent little scene although small might be my favorite HG scene in the entire movie. HG2 didnt have any small moments like this that just flowed with the movie. 

 

 

I agree. Everyone still says the occasional one liners on the golf course from the original. But there won’t be any from 2 

I was entertained. Actually, I was more entertained than I expected. The cameos were excellent. 

20 hours ago, thunderlounge said:

 

I can’t unsee this now. 

 

the Zalatoris looking like Gilmore caddy thing was a deal on the PGA tour when Zalatoris broke out 2022.

On 7/26/2025 at 10:35 AM, Red Five said:

"You were the greatest golfer of the 90s. Besides me and Tiger." 

I kept expecting a Woods cameo.  strange he's not in it.  He could have been a courtesy driver....

I thought it landed.  Was expecting something along the lines of Coming to America 2, but it eclipsed that low bar pretty easily.

"Gangster shit, indeed".

8 hours ago, 6th Street said:

Second half of that movie was pure ass. The Maxi shit was just stupid 

Completely stupid, but they were satirizing LIV.

"It was awful" like wtf did yall expect. I'm sure yalls grandpa said the same thing about the original you old fucks.

1 hour ago, Pam Cummings said:

"It was awful" like wtf did yall expect. I'm sure yalls grandpa said the same thing about the original you old fucks.

I was thinking about this yesterday. The first movie is really stupid and cheesy and we all love it because it came out in the 90s when most of us were still kids or teenagers. The sequel is really just more of the same with more cameos and (like @SizzleChest pointed out) a way over the top satire of LIV. 

Coincidentally, I had just watched Oppenheimer again the day before and couldn't stop giggling at the contrast between Benny Safdie's characters in both movies.

On 7/26/2025 at 10:36 AM, Don Johnson said:

I enjoyed it.  Laughed multiple times. 

I started it last night and made it about halfway...will finish it up today. It's not a masterpiece but yeah if you can't chuckle at least on some of this shit then you need to loosen up 

 

Was probably a little better than I expected. Wish they would have went a little different direction then the Maxi golf league. 

43 minutes ago, Brian Fantana said:

I was thinking about this yesterday. The first movie is really stupid and cheesy and we all love it because it came out in the 90s when most of us were still kids or teenagers. The sequel is really just more of the same with more cameos and (like @SizzleChest pointed out) a way over the top satire of LIV. 

Coincidentally, I had just watched Oppenheimer again the day before and couldn't stop giggling at the contrast between Benny Safdie's characters in both movies.

It was an absolutely acceptable “turn your brain off, laugh and Leo point at all the cameo” type of movies. Not everything has to be award worthy. You’re mostly right, it’s being compared to a movie from when we were all 30 years younger than we are now, when we were much different people in a much different world

Learn to laugh at things, folks. Not everything has to be critically broken down and analyzed. 

It was an absolutely acceptable “turn your brain off, laugh and Leo point at all the cameo” type of movies. Not everything has to be award worthy. You’re mostly right, it’s being compared to a movie from when we were all 30 years younger than we are now, when we were much different people in a much different world
Learn to laugh at things, folks. Not everything has to be critically broken down and analyzed. 

I liked the movie, but I don’t think that someone not finding Happy Gilmore 2 to be funny means that they need to learn how to laugh, to loosen up, etc. Maybe they just don’t like it.
17 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Makes me laugh when js1, of all people, chimes into a thread late. 

Bro why are you always angry and gate keeping surly? You’re not the king of the internet here. Fuck off already.

I was posting on page 2 the day it came out. Where you been, except shit posting this morning?

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