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2 minutes ago, Tired of Lurking said:

Did we ever?

Pm Swam4Texas

1 minute ago, Michael Knight said:

It was supposed to be No Vics but they already broke that rule

I still see you are the same ol pussy.

I just love that the name of this board is surly. 

 

Am I right BL?

14 minutes ago, DDD Dad said:

I just love that the name of this board is surly. 

 

Am I right BL?

Don't let it go to your head.

28 minutes ago, Mojo Hand said:

Someone didn't read the fine print:  

 

 

No one ever does. 

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Fuck it then, I don’t care. This whole goddamn mess pisses me off. You fucks seem happy here on this shiathole, fine. I think it sucks donley balls. I’m a going to go make another drink. 

1 minute ago, Texaus said:

Fuck it then, I don’t care. This whole goddamn mess pisses me off. You fucks seem happy here on this shiathole, fine. I think it sucks donley balls. I’m a going to go make another drink. 

You're not supposed to use profane language. I don't know what the fuck you're thinking. 

Just now, Dark Horse said:

What’s the safe word?

 

The safe word is harder 

1 minute ago, Mikegundy'sMullet said:

You're not supposed to use profane language. I don't know what the fuck you're thinking. 

Shit, I think I wrote “fuck” in another thread.

51 minutes ago, Texaus said:

Fuck it then, I don’t care. This whole goddamn mess pisses me off. You fucks seem happy here on this shiathole, fine. I think it sucks donley balls. I’m a going to go make another drink. 

Who is donley and what do I get if I suck his balls?

6 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Who is donley and what do I get if I suck his balls?

I think that’s my line. 

Can we get a reddit AMA going with the new owner to clear a few things up?.. What's the worst that could happen? 

1 hour ago, Texaus said:

Fuck it then, I don’t care. This whole goddamn mess pisses me off. You fucks seem happy here on this shiathole, fine. I think it sucks donley balls. I’m a going to go make another drink. 

Will I get banned if I wish a slow death upon this guy?

1 minute ago, South Austin said:

Will I get banned if I wish a slow death upon this guy?

I think that’s okay.  You just can’t wish him a quick death by his own hand.

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a slow death is weak shit, you’ll be fine. The hypothetical raping of your mother is where shit starts to get questionable and someone may get banned.

11 minutes ago, Mojo Hand said:

Can we get a reddit AMA going with the new owner to clear a few things up?.. What's the worst that could happen? 

Lol

1 minute ago, Texaus said:

a slow death is weak shit, you’ll be fine. The hypothetical raping of your mother is where shit starts to get questionable and someone may get banned.

Thanks. I’ll save that one for when it counts. In the meantime, I hope your mom gets aggressively (but consensually) fingered.

 

3 minutes ago, Spankytoes said:

Need a neg rep option

How do you know there is not one but you don't have enough posts yet?

2 hours ago, Jimbaround said:

Shit, I think I wrote “fuck” in another thread.

Fuck, I think I wrote “shit” in another thread. 

4 hours ago, Texaus said:

Fuck it then, I don’t care. This whole goddamn mess pisses me off. You fucks seem happy here on this shiathole, fine. I think it sucks donley balls. I’m a going to go make another drink. 

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He LOVES the new site.

4 hours ago, Hank Scorpio said:

Spystud should be the only moderator. 

as long as this means he won't complain in the idleman thread as much, I'm okay with this.

This place needs to be treated like a prison shower - someone needs to get raped, stabbed or eaten immediately. Show this new board who is boss. 

9 hours ago, victory88 said:

The first rule of surly... there are no rules.

And Don't Fuck with the Surly

5 hours ago, spystud13 said:

Would you ever like to see another pic in that thread? 

Seems like a trick question...but I’m going to go with yes.

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