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This dad “proposes” to his daughter with a promise ring that she will remain pure until marriage.

 

https://www.threads.net/@kvng_breezey/post/C-sxP_3tXqz/?xmt=AQGzjg6Ej6SLaXAeLlGXcuUCwqGezdMefkmyZkjOVogtLw

 

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@immamac feel free to move this and purge this thread altogether but maybe having a WTF potpourri thread could be kind of entertaining.

 

Edited by C-Man

3 minutes ago, C-Man said:

This dad “proposes” to his daughter with a promise ring that she will remain pure until marriage.

is that Mormon pure - meaning lots of butt sex is cool?

Or JD Vance/Appalachia pure - meaning no sex with anyone outside the family?

8 minutes ago, C-Man said:

but maybe having a WTF potpourri thread could be kind of entertaining.

you mean like this 185 page thread mocking these fucking weirdos?

 

Edited by Blotto

15 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

is that Mormon pure - meaning lots of butt sex is cool?

Or JD Vance/Appalachia pure - meaning no sex with anyone outside the cushions family?

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21 minutes ago, Blotto said:

you mean like this 185 page thread mocking these fucking weirdos?

 

Yeah, in retrospect, that would've probably been a good place to drop this. @immamac, feel free to move this over and delete the OP.

What goes on between Donald and Ivanka, while weird, is their business.

21 minutes ago, RPM said:

What goes on between Donald and Ivanka, while weird, is their business.

But we still get to make fun of their business.

This should be merged with the melded tire thread.

1 hour ago, RPM said:

What goes on between Donald and Ivanka, while weird, is their business.

I don’t think the two of them kept things pure until the day was she married.

This is gonna be Mike Johnson’s son’s wife. One of them will run for congress by 2040.

 

ETA: She’s 20 and attractive. SHe’s already been dicked or fingered down.

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I have to say that image with this thread title makes me laugh. Not out loud. In loud. LIL!
34 minutes ago, Tuco said:

I have to say that image with this thread title makes me laugh. Not out loud. In loud. LIL!

 Nothin’ lil about that thing. 

5 hours ago, Hate said:

This should be merged with the melded tire thread.

Or the Sonic smashburger thread

10 hours ago, C-Man said:

This dad “proposes” to his daughter with a promise ring that she will remain pure until marriage.

 

Good ol fashioned pussy ownership.  It has varying degrees to it, but things like a dad giving away his daughter at a wedding is cut from the same cloth.  "I own this pussy until I give it to you in exchange for something" is from a time when women were bargained for resources.  It still happens in certain parts of the world, but most cultures have moved on.  This dad "proposing" to his daughter, and a dad giving away the bride at her wedding are things that still remain of this ancient misogyny.  

 

 

 

 

5 hours ago, PRONG HORN said:

 

Good ol fashioned pussy ownership.  It has varying degrees to it, but things like a dad giving away his daughter at a wedding is cut from the same cloth.  "I own this pussy until I give it to you in exchange for something" is from a time when women were bargained for resources.  It still happens in certain parts of the world, but most cultures have moved on.  This dad "proposing" to his daughter, and a dad giving away the bride at her wedding are things that still remain of this ancient misogyny.  

 

 

 

 

Brilliant observation. You're in political lock step with that weirdo. 

15 hours ago, The Original Greaser Bob said:

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Odds are good Mitch Cumstein's wife already owns this. 

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