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Well despite some bad advice, I just need 2.6 points from Kyle Pitts. Surely he can give me that.

 

I have Darnold on my bench (and Stroud starting) - I’m surprised to see him performing as well as he has.

56 minutes ago, Celery Man said:

Well despite some bad advice, I just need 2.6 points from Kyle Pitts. Surely he can give me that.

 

I have Darnold on my bench (and Stroud starting) - I’m surprised to see him performing as well as he has.

2 catches and 10 yards is below the floor. You’re solid.

On that note, TE performance at the top of the board this year has been misrrable. Andrews/Kelce/Engram/LaPorta etc have all been duds. Kittle, Bowers and McBride have outperformed them by far.

I need 5 pts from Devonta smith tonight, and I’m worried he gets bracketed like Chase did by the Chiefs yesterday with AJ Brown out.

 

2 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

I fucking despise TEs. 

 

And Christian Watson. 

Juwan Johnson was awesome for me yesterday. 

I need 8.5 PPR from Drake London tonight. Fully expecting to lose. 

Just sitting here watching all the ways Bijan and London won't score touchdowns. Darnell Mooney, lol. Does Drake London do anything but lazily jog and turn around? Can anyone explain why the paste eating retards who rank players had this dipshit in the top 24?

Through two weeks I have three total  touchdowns. 

Bijan is gonna score 4 TDs this year on this trash offense. Ditto for Jacobs. Super fun and exciting watching them go for over 100 yards and zero tds every fucking week. Keep fumbling on the goal line too.

The three WR I started - Kirk, Diggs, London - won't combine for 100 yards. 

My bench WRs - Sutton, Josh Palmer are even worse. And I had Christian Watson but dropped him.

This really is the dumbest fucking game in the world. 

 

Edited by CurlyDumps

Is that [mention=5553]Herbie Hancock[/mention]?
Spoiler

I’m 0-2 in that league. Even [mention=480]Fletch[/mention] has a win. 


That makes me 2-0 with a combined margin of victory of 0.8

On the back of James Conner, Elle McPherson,  and Kyle Potts’ 3.5 points I emerge victorious despite getting zilch from K Coleman and only 14 points from my boy Stroud.

11 hours ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Is that @Herbie Hancock?

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I’m 0-2 in that league. Even @Fletch has a win. 

the whole tracking of Evan Engram being injured during pregame warmups fucked me.   couldn't get a straight answer on if he was playing or not until after rosters were locked, and couldn't move him to IR 

15 hours ago, Celery Man said:

On the back of Elle McPherson

Go on...

 

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Who would yall take this weekend in a LMS? I have used the Chargers and the Seahawks. We went from 61 to 10 in two weeks. 

40 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Either MNF game, Bills or Bengals. 

I like the way you think, I was between Bucs and the Bills. 

Alright gents, start 2 of these WR’s in a standard league. I’m leaning Robinson and Shakir. 
 

Jordan Addison 

Khalil Shakir

Demarcus Robinson 

Brian Thomas Jr

Actually, start 3. Have Singletary in the flex but against the Browns. One of these receivers might be better. 

23 hours ago, ChickenSandwich said:

Is Addison playing this week?

Otherwise I probably rank them in the reverse order you posted them

Unknown but he’s  not practicing and still gimpy. So I’m riding the other three. 

On 9/19/2024 at 11:16 AM, HiggyBaby said:

Alright gents, start 2 of these WR’s in a standard league. I’m leaning Robinson and Shakir. 
 

Jordan Addison 

Khalil Shakir

Demarcus Robinson 

Brian Thomas Jr

Fuck Robinson. I'm starting J Whitt in flex Sunday.  TEXAS!!!

Hard to start Addison with this health issues. He may be on a snap count. 
 

I’d still play Singletary and roll with Robinson and Thomas. 

I need to start 1 RB, 1 WRTE and 1 Flex from the following. PPR and 10 pt RuRe TD.

Akers @ Minnesota (Mixon is doubtful and Pierce is out)

Javonte @ TB 

Brian Thomas Jr @ Buf on MNF

X Worthy @ Atl on SNF

I'm leaning towards sitting Javonte but with this format 5 dump offs from Nix or a goal line TD is going to get me 15 points. I think it's between him and Worthy. 

Of course, on what planet is Worthy trustworthy? He career’d in week 1, he’s not playable. 

Edited by shadow_operative2.0

9 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Of course, on what planet is Worthy trustworthy? He career’d in week 1, he’s not playable. 

On what planet is J whitt trustable? I'm outta there at flex position 

No way I’d play Witt over X At this point. 
 

*disclaimer: I thought Coleman was flex option last week

Edited by ChickenSandwich

Having Whitt or X as your best flex choices is bad 

6 hours ago, Hank_Hill said:

Having Whitt or X as your best flex choices is bad 

I'm in a 16 team league. I use brian thomas jr there but bills defense is stout and dionte johnson is no bueno. 

2 hours ago, Coach pop a bitch said:

I'm in a 16 team league. I use brian thomas jr there but bills defense is stout and dionte johnson is no bueno. 

We seem to have taken bad gambles on a lot of the same players. Unfortunately my league is 12 teams. 😭😭

On 9/20/2024 at 9:57 PM, Baboontyme said:

I need to start 1 RB, 1 WRTE and 1 Flex from the following. PPR and 10 pt RuRe TD.

Akers @ Minnesota (Mixon is doubtful and Pierce is out)

Javonte @ TB 

Brian Thomas Jr @ Buf on MNF

X Worthy @ Atl on SNF

I'm leaning towards sitting Javonte but with this format 5 dump offs from Nix or a goal line TD is going to get me 15 points. I think it's between him and Worthy. 

Well Fantasy Pros is telling me to bench BT Jr and Javonte, start Akers and Worthy, and to play Chuba Hubbard in my flex. 

 

Edited by Baboontyme

31 minutes ago, Baboontyme said:

We seem to have taken bad gambles on a lot of the same players. Unfortunately my league is 12 teams. 😭😭

Well Fantasy Pros is telling me to bench BT Jr and Javonte, start Akers and Worthy, and to play Chuba Hubbard in my flex. 

 

So who you riding with?

25 minutes ago, Coach pop a bitch said:

So who you riding with?

I am definitely playing BT Jr as my WR3. I am definitely playing Akers as my RB2. I think I'm going to pay Worthy as my flex because I have a feeling in my bones. 

Sidebar. Last year in this league I drafted Jayden Reed for a buck in the late rounds. I watched him in college and had a feeling he could make an impact. I think I got impactful points from him one week, despite him scoring 8 TDs or whatever. You just couldn't start him every week, even as a flex. He would go two weeks with zero touches and then have 2 TDs on 4 touches. This is what I think the Worthy roller coaster is going to be like this year. 

Am I crazy for benching Purdy this week and picking up minshew? 49ers are now missing CMC Kittle and Deebo this weekend. The guy I’m playing has Davante Adams and Brock Bowers and I’m thinking this could be a hedge of sorts? 

I wouldn’t play Javontae this week unless there was no other legitimate option. 
 

I think Minshew over Purdy for this week is probably fine. 

I have my own decision to make - Tee Higgins or Devin Singletary. Full PPR but there are some bonuses once a RB gets up to double digit carries

1 hour ago, Enchubben said:

Am I crazy for benching Purdy this week and picking up minshew? 49ers are now missing CMC Kittle and Deebo this weekend. The guy I’m playing has Davante Adams and Brock Bowers and I’m thinking this could be a hedge of sorts? 

No. I actually dropped Purdy and picked up Carr. 

And I'm starting Carr over Dak, so sorry to everyone starting Saints. This is the week they crash. Inb4 Carr exits with an elbow inury.

23 hours ago, Coach pop a bitch said:

On what planet is J whitt trustable? I'm outta there at flex position 

I would probably roll with J Whitt. Not ideal to throw him out there now, but the "experts" I listen to do think there's a chance J Whitt will produce while Nacua & Kupp are out.

Edited by CurlyDumps

Another week of fantasy, another week of watching Jacobs and Bijan run into walls in the red zone and score zero touchdowns.

hahahahahahahahaha

I start Derek Carr in a game with an o/u of 49.5. and the score with 4 min left in the 2nd quarter is 3-0. As a TD throw bounces off Shaheed's chest.

 

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