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I’ve loved the Hill hack for many years. 
I had Hill last year. He was unplayable. Would have a 20+ point week followed with 3+ low single digit weeks.
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Agreed but assumed we are talking this week only
I don't trust him ever at this point. I get the situation, just don't wanna go there.

Fuckin qwop 

 

edit: wrong thread. I’m sitting Keenan Allen for Shakir though.

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They're going to kill NE today, so  you better hope he scores early. 

 

Is it just recency bias, or are there more dead guys than normal this early? I have 10 red 'O's across my 4 leagues today, fun. 

Fucking worthless Saints. Shit their paints against this trash Eagles team that's already given up 2 TD's to Wanker Mayfield.

And their stupid defense is going to smear diarrhea all over this game and I'll get jack shit from Bijan and London. They ruin everything.

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Super duper fun owning Bijan and Jacobs. Combining for fewer points than Chuba Hubbard.

Stevenson has been a beating the past 2 weeks. Thankfully I won't need it this week. 

2 hours ago, CurlyDumps said:

Super duper fun owning Bijan and Jacobs. Combining for fewer points than Chuba Hubbard.

I dropped Chuba week one. This week I played Dotson in the flex 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

11 hours ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Is it just recency bias, or are there more dead guys than normal this early? I have 10 red 'O's across my 4 leagues today, fun. 

Well, we can add AR15, JT, & Rashee to the list today. Anyone else? 

16 hours ago, CurlyDumps said:

Super duper fun owning Bijan and Jacobs. Combining for fewer points than Chuba Hubbard.

I'm in the same boat along with Josh Allen and Kyle Pitts....frustrating. 

I think I’d hold for one or two more games on Andrews if you have the capacity to do it. 

20 hours ago, ChickenSandwich said:

Buffalo:  We should get James Cook less touches. Because, reasons. 

Conspiracy by the Shakir/Coleman Illuminati.

 

i need Sun God to defend my lead against Tyreek and J Myers. It’s a 48 point lead though, lol he has Taysom Hill, Jordan Addison, and Brian Robinson on his bench.

14 minutes ago, HiggyBaby said:

Need the Lions offense to suck it tonight 

No

9 hours ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Any reason not to drop Mark Andrews?

I’m wondering the same. Cocksucker has done jack shit the last couple weeks. 

4 hours ago, ChickenSandwich said:

I need Ridley to score two TDs. It could happen 

Suspicious Kenan Thompson GIF by Saturday Night Live

Did you meme-response your own post?

I didn't rack up 60k posts to have assholes like you steal my thunder. 

It was a 1-2 punch with Dolphins DST and Jameson Williams 70 yard TD that knocked me out 

Well I guess Rice's injury moves Worthy into my starting lineup at WR.  Luckily Rice getting a fat donut didn't hurt me - my opponent started a WR who was out. 

I really am struggling to pick between Gibbs and Montgomery weekly - kind of think I just need to put them both in, since they both tend to score a TD each, along with James Cook, and either start Dak or Darnold (not both).  We have 2 FLEX players in our league and I've been picking and choosing a QB to play that second FLEX spot. 

27 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Unless you have really screwy scoring, I’m always going 2 QBs if allowed. 

Usually I’d agree but the second QB has been more of a curse than a blessing for me. We also have a lot of bonus scoring. 

20 hours ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

How many people won/got screwed by the Pollard TD? 

that was fuckin ridiculous

20 hours ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

How many people won/got screwed by the Pollard TD? 

Me 🤣  I was down 20 going into Monday night.  I had Pollard and Hopkins.  Still down 4 late in 4th, gave up and switched to Seattle-Detroit.  4th and goal TD, baby!!

Zay Flowers or Christian Kirk to start this week?

Jaylen Warren, although he hasn’t done shit, as well as Cordarelle Patterson also on the Steelers. So potentially some value from whatever scrub RB backs up Najee Harris this week, although I guess the Steelers run game has been weak across the board.

 

I’m gonna jinx it but Coleman will have a good week on the Bills with Shakir out. He got blanked one week but has otherwise been right on his estimated points in the 6-9 range for my .5ppr league.

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Starting Coleman as well due to no other options. 
 

I’d lean Kirk over Flowers but there might be rain in Florida. Flowers feels like TD or bust at this point but seems to have a higher ceiling if need the risk. 

Jaylen Warren has pissed me off all season, finally had to cut the cord. 

 

In a 16-team league with all the injuries & byes, help me pick two of these scrubs (full PPR)... 

Roschon v. Car 

Justice Hill at Cin 

Tyler Goodson at Jax 

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Am I crazy to bench Achane for Zach Moss? Also have Wicks and Kirk as options for flex. 
 

Achane is ranked higher but his floor is close to zero. 

On 10/5/2024 at 9:31 AM, Celery Man said:

Jaylen Warren, although he hasn’t done shit, as well as Cordarelle Patterson also on the Steelers. So potentially some value from whatever scrub RB backs up Najee Harris this week, although I guess the Steelers run game has been weak across the board.

 

I’m gonna jinx it but Coleman will have a good week on the Bills with Shakir out. He got blanked one week but has otherwise been right on his estimated points in the 6-9 range for my .5ppr league.

 

On 10/5/2024 at 9:52 AM, ChickenSandwich said:

Starting Coleman as well due to no other options. 
 

I’d lean Kirk over Flowers but there might be rain in Florida. Flowers feels like TD or bust at this point but seems to have a higher ceiling if need the risk. 

Not sure what to do. My options are Tre Tucker, Worthy, Whittington, Coleman. Going with Worthy and Whittington but should I give Coleman a look? I had high hopes and he's been a disappointment. Thing is I REALLY don't want to lose in this league, I'm already second to last and loser penalty is running a 5k in a hooters outfit. 

Talk about your all time coin flips.   
 

X and Whitt will both be given touches for sure, Tucker and Coleman are wildcards. For our luck C Samuels and J Myers will blow up instead🤦‍♂️

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