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What the hell is going on with Breece Hall?  Straight disappeared the last two weeks. 

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Oh so now Rhamondre wants to show up. The dipshit that I am I put Gibson in for him.

Fortunately the Stroud/Collins combo is total murder and I shouldn't need a lot out of RB2. Also had London go off on Thurs.

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21 hours ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Everyone is on the Wicks train this week. 


Went with Wicks. Low bar to do better than Achane today. 

On 9/29/2024 at 2:13 PM, Celery Man said:

ok i'm actually going to switch to darnold next week

 

On 10/5/2024 at 9:31 AM, Celery Man said:

I’m gonna jinx it but Coleman will have a good week on the Bills with Shakir out. 

always listen to me

11 minutes ago, ChickenSandwich said:

Nico with the hamstring. Fuck it all

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21 minutes ago, ChickenSandwich said:

Nico with the hamstring. Fuck it all

It started so good too, he was headed for 30 points plus. Might have screwed a big matchup I have this week sitting at 2-2.  

48 minutes ago, Celery Man said:

 

always listen to me

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if saying what you think is going to happen out loud jinxes your prediction, then you simply call out that your predictions are always wrong

Bengals Ravens game is killing me. I’ve got Elle Macpherson and the other guy has Jackson

22 minutes ago, Celery Man said:

Bengals Ravens game is killing me. I’ve got Elle Macpherson and the other guy has Jackson

I went up against Chase. 45.3 points 

Kyren is a fucking animal. Got him on the 12/13 swing as the last pick in our draft.

My annual complaint that a 100 or 1-yd defensive score in ESPN/Yahoo count the exact same. Drives me insane. CBS can easily be fixed for the yards. 

44 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

My annual complaint that a 100 or 1-yd defensive score in ESPN/Yahoo count the exact same. Drives me insane. CBS can easily be fixed for the yards. 

What do you do for the yardage? 1 for 25?

And do you get points for any return yardage?

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9 minutes ago, Celery Man said:

I had this one wrapped up until Tucker Kraft, damn

A last minute move that’s giving me a chance 

Same. I’m up 18 and have Saints D left and opponent has Fields

6 hours ago, Celery Man said:

I had this one wrapped up until Tucker Kraft, damn

Seriously. Same shit. WTF 2 TDs! 60 yards and no one can catch that big fuck?

Im hanging on to a 3pt lead with KC D vs K Hunt 🤦‍♂️

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6 hours ago, closetohumping said:

Need asshat kelce to get 16

I need him to get hurt running out of the tunnel and a 20 point game from Worthy. 

27.6 up opponent has Olave.

ESPN giving me a 98% chance. That seems high. 

I’m down 33 points, but I have Mahomes, Worthy, and Shaheed tonight. My opponent has Kelce. Yahoo gives me a 38% chance. Hope Worthy eats up all the targets 

5 hours ago, Hammerin Hank said:

I’m down 33 points, but I have Mahomes, Worthy, and Shaheed tonight. My opponent has Kelce. Yahoo gives me a 38% chance. Hope Worthy eats up all the targets 

Whats the point differential now?

I was down 11 points and went Worthy over Hunt last night in the flex. Was kicking myself early, but X pulled it out late with the rushing TD. Ended up winning with three of my players leaving their game Sunday in the first half. Glad I won, because I’m now cooked for next week.

Downs for sure, then I’d lean Rome

Deep league long shot, but the Cardinals could use Zay Jones if they don’t cut him. Eligible to return this week. 

52 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Sweet, got Tank on waivers. 

Nice, me too for $15 and pumped as I'm an Eti owner.  Had a $65 bid on Kittle (not sure why he was dropped) but got outbid. 

48 minutes ago, ChickenSandwich said:

Day to day 

week to week

IR

Say it ain’t so Nico

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Terrible.  He's been money.  Now I have to decide between Scary Terry v BAL or DK vs SF.  Experts saying DK, but he's had a bad couple o weeks. 

On 10/8/2024 at 1:09 PM, shadow_operative2.0 said:

It's real early in the week, but oh well. Pick 2, .5 PPR... 

Downs at Tenn

McConkey at Den

Meyers v. Pitt

Rome v. Jax 

I started 0-9 and now 5-10 overall in my 3 leagues so take it for what it’s worth. Downs I feel depends on Flacco starting. McConkey is playing the slot so really won’t deal with Surtain II so I’m hoping he has a good day regardless of how good the Denver D is against the pass. No clue on Rome or Meyers (but hoping JSN and Meyers do well in my league).

Pittman out for a few weeks. 
 

Downs should get an upgrade. Does Pierce or Mitchell take the top outside WR spot?

The dipshits running my league don't have an IR slot. I might just drop Nico.

4 minutes ago, ztejas said:

The dipshits running my league don't have an IR slot. I might just drop Nico.

Don't you do it

6 minutes ago, EvilCaseMcCoy said:

Don't you do it

I want AD.

The league office appears to have capitulated to my demands. 

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