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Oh fuck off Buffalo. Davis stopped twice at the 1 and Allen gets a second fucking chance? Fuck Fantasy Football. 

The nice thing is that everyone on my roster sucked on the same week except k allen who I thought was dead and wouldn’t have saved me anyways.

This score in my league is hilarious. .10 margin of victory and the losing team started Etienne who scored -.10.

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Was going to say interesting choice to own the Raiders shitty D, but just realized I played against them in our league too. Ol' boy on the right got screwed by Goedert too, he went out on the very first series.

10 hours ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Was going to say interesting choice to own the Raiders shitty D, but just realized I played against them in our league too. Ol' boy on the right got screwed by Goedert too, he went out on the very first series.

Don't forget Wicks! 

Also didn't notice that the winner had 2 guys playing in MNF and did just about the literal bare minimum to win. Give or take .9 points.

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Another funny subplot from that game: the loser emailed me to start Allegeir if Etienne was out. Since we're mostly west coasters, it's a way for us to not have to wake up at 6am to check inactives.  Allegeir scored 19.30.

I won 129.92 to 129.88 to move to 4-2. I’ll take it!

Managed to get JuJu off waivers today.  I have a feeling he is going to put up numbers.  I hope so, since CeeDee is on a bye.

2 hours ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Who's riding the immortal Bub Means train tomorrow night? 

Surtain isn’t playing. In my league bub is on waivers but not sure if I should get him or go with one of:

Worthy (@49ers),

JSN (@ATL),

McConkey (@ARI),

Michael Wilson (home v chargers)

Rolling him out in dynasty league. No other options. Lets do it

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Who to flex, Darnell Mooney vs Seattle or Kareem Hunt @San Francisco?

Could also start Kareem in place of Josh Jacobs vs Houston (both ESPN and my Yahoo league's projected scores give Jacobs the slight edge), but Mooney doesn't displace any of my other WRs (Godwin and Evans with Baker at QB, or Ja'Marr Chase). 

.5 PPR, and winner will have sole possession of first place... 

Thanks! 

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I can't read the name Bub Means without making his real last name Business.

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18 minutes ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

Who to flex, Darnell Mooney vs Seattle or Kareem Hunt @San Francisco?

Could also start Kareem in place of Josh Jacobs vs Houston (both ESPN and my Yahoo league's projected scores give Jacobs the slight edge), but Mooney doesn't displace any of my other WRs (Godwin and Evans with Baker at QB, or Ja'Marr Chase). 

.5 PPR, and winner will have sole possession of first place... 

Thanks! 

Coin flip but lean Hunt with higher floor and still some upside. 

18 minutes ago, CurlyDumps said:

Fucking Javonte. Scores 3 points when he's in my lineup.

Started him (indictment on my team I know). Felt pretty good about it until I remembered my opponent was starting Denver D and they scored a pick 6 late. Instead of a nice lead I'm up 10. 

Shallow league pickups (12+ Leagues):

Juju Smith : Tough matchup but can provide 50-80% of what R. Rice produced

Demario Douglas (Mayes favorite target, Jags def gives up most ponts to Wrs, top 20 points in ppr the last 4 weeks, 30 targets the past 4 weeks)

M. Wilson - If Harrison cant go

R. Doubs - Should be a high scoring game. Getting fed after greasing the wheel

J. Addison - Should be a lot of points to go around

JSN - Tyler Locket looking doubtful (this may change)

X. Leggette -

J. Downs  - Only if Richardson Sits

RBs if starters are out:

T. Tracy, T. Goodson, T. Chandler, T.Bigsby/D. Johnston

I’ve really got to learn to stop sitting Brian Thomas jr

San Francisco quarterback Brock Purdy at the Super Bowl - KIWA Radio

This derpy fucking goober puts up 3 TDs on my bench and 3 points when I start him. 

14 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Had tank B on the bench today. Owch. 

I started Christian Watson over Javonte Williams.

Love that yahoo news blurb: "Dontavion Wicks out this week!" One hour later he's scoring a touchdown.

Schulz over Njoku was a brilliant decision. 

That fuck Deshaun completed like 14 passes - Njoku caught 10 of them and 2 TDs. (Ah I see - DW got hurt. Makes more sense)

Stroud was awesome as well. Almost played TLaw over him.

London and Bigsby trying to keep my head above water. 

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So sick and fucking tired of any QB I touch doing fucking nothing when I start them. I get two Ewers performances this weekend.

after the Amari trade I dropped Keon Coleman for Rashid Bateman. Playing him this week since the Bears are on bye - that’ll do.

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He’s still on waivers. I’ve been rolling with Kraft. 
 

I need anything out of MJH the rest of the game and I’ll win. Plugged him in ahead of Pickens yesterday afternoon. #idiot

I lost on the fucking recovered onside by Tampa.

Opponent had Baker and Otton. I had Lad. Lost by 4.5 pts.

Just needed BAL to recover and run the damn clock out. 

I think I fucked myself playing both Stroud and Schultz. Should have gone TLaw/Schultz or Stroud/Njoku. Idk. Hard to predict the Deshaun iniury.

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