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Guy proposes legal hand jobs by massage practitioners to Lawrence KS city commission

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10 minutes ago, futureman said:

he has my support 

Your mom approves of this message and proposal ;)

Might help with the growing incel problem.  

4 minutes ago, SDG said:

Might help with the growing incel problem.  

...and recruiting.

5 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Your mom approves of this message and proposal ;)

she’s gotta pay the bills. 

24 minutes ago, futureman said:

she’s gotta pay the bills. 

Eggcellent, +rep

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The reactions from the people behind him starting at about 1:45 are priceless.

I like that it’s illegal, feels good to violate a minor law every now and then.

"That's freedom and capitalism, and that's the foundation of our country."

 

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But his closer -- "That would truly be a happy ending for everyone".....well, good sir....

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What if the massage if from a male and he starts to jerk me off? I don't want that.

23 minutes ago, LonghornJones said:

What if HE'S the masseuse? I didn't watch the video.

He'd be the masseur then...  

16 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

What if the massage if from a male and he starts to jerk me off? I don't want that.

That'd be a big negatory ghost rider

22 minutes ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

He'd be the masseur then...  

What if he dresses like a woman while he gives massages?

31 minutes ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

He'd be the masseur then...  

Woke people don’t use gender specific nouns anymore, you Neanderthal. 

1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

What if the massage if from a male and he starts to jerk me off? I don't want that.

Just don't make eye contact you're golden. 

2 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

What if the massage if from a male and he starts to jerk me off? I don't want that.

What if he was fat?

51 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

that's just a straight shooter with upper management written all over him

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Might have to try a different slant in the Houston area...

2 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

What if the massage if from a male and he starts to jerk me off? I don't want that.

A hand is a hand. Just close your eyes and pretend it's Sara Jean.

2 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

What if the massage if from a male and he starts to jerk me off? I don't want that.

In my first few months living in Manhattan, this almost happened to me. It took me 20 minutes to realize that I had stumbled into a gay rub & tug joint. I was back on the street 21 minutes after I started. My sciatica issues remain.

The way he read that is like someone said, "Here is $100. Go to the city council meeting and read this. Don't read it before."

7 hours ago, Bash Riprock said:

 

Good to see Roseanne back in the spotlight



What if the massage if from a male and he starts to jerk me off?


Well, it wouldn't be sucessful, would it? Unless you're...
24 minutes ago, Spankytoes said:

In my first few months living in Manhattan, this almost happened to me. It took me 20 minutes to realize that I had stumbled into a gay rub & tug joint. I was back on the street 21 minutes after I started. My sciatica issues remain.

Yeah, but how many times have you been back?

26 minutes ago, Spankytoes said:

In my first few months living in Manhattan, this almost happened to me. It took me 20 minutes to realize that I had stumbled into a gay rub & tug joint. I was back on the street 21 minutes after I started. My sciatica issues remain.

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3 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

What if the massage if from a male and he starts to jerk me off? I don't want that.

But what if the guy is fat and hispanic?   Could you close your eyes and be okay with it them?

4 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

What if the massage if from a male and he starts to jerk me off? I don't want that.

Call John Travolta

7 hours ago, Spankytoes said:

In my first few months living in Manhattan, this almost happened to me. It took me 20 minutes to realize that I had stumbled into a gay rub & tug joint. I was back on the street 21 minutes after I started. My sciatica issues remain.

So either you were quick on the draw or...

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you gaywad.  NTTIAWWT.

7 hours ago, Spankytoes said:

In my first few months living in Manhattan, this almost happened to me. It took me 20 minutes to realize that I had stumbled into a gay rub & tug joint. I was back on the street 21 minutes after I started. My sciatica issues remain.

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So either you were quick on the draw or...
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you gaywad.  NTTIAWWT.


He was Asian. He spoke with an accent. It was all so sudden.

“OK honey, time to turn over...”

My liberal views were put to the test that day.

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