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Guy proposes legal hand jobs by massage practitioners to Lawrence KS city commission

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#3
10 minutes ago, futureman said:

he has my support 

Your mom approves of this message and proposal ;)

#7
5 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Your mom approves of this message and proposal ;)

she’s gotta pay the bills. 

#11

"That's freedom and capitalism, and that's the foundation of our country."

 

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But his closer -- "That would truly be a happy ending for everyone".....well, good sir....

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#17
16 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

What if the massage if from a male and he starts to jerk me off? I don't want that.

That'd be a big negatory ghost rider

#22
1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

What if the massage if from a male and he starts to jerk me off? I don't want that.

Just don't make eye contact you're golden. 

#25
2 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

What if the massage if from a male and he starts to jerk me off? I don't want that.

What if he was fat?

#27

Might have to try a different slant in the Houston area...

#29
2 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

What if the massage if from a male and he starts to jerk me off? I don't want that.

In my first few months living in Manhattan, this almost happened to me. It took me 20 minutes to realize that I had stumbled into a gay rub & tug joint. I was back on the street 21 minutes after I started. My sciatica issues remain.

#30

The way he read that is like someone said, "Here is $100. Go to the city council meeting and read this. Don't read it before."

#33



What if the massage if from a male and he starts to jerk me off?


Well, it wouldn't be sucessful, would it? Unless you're...
#35
24 minutes ago, Spankytoes said:

In my first few months living in Manhattan, this almost happened to me. It took me 20 minutes to realize that I had stumbled into a gay rub & tug joint. I was back on the street 21 minutes after I started. My sciatica issues remain.

Yeah, but how many times have you been back?

#37
26 minutes ago, Spankytoes said:

In my first few months living in Manhattan, this almost happened to me. It took me 20 minutes to realize that I had stumbled into a gay rub & tug joint. I was back on the street 21 minutes after I started. My sciatica issues remain.

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#40
3 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

What if the massage if from a male and he starts to jerk me off? I don't want that.

But what if the guy is fat and hispanic?   Could you close your eyes and be okay with it them?

#41
4 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

What if the massage if from a male and he starts to jerk me off? I don't want that.

Call John Travolta

#45
7 hours ago, Spankytoes said:

In my first few months living in Manhattan, this almost happened to me. It took me 20 minutes to realize that I had stumbled into a gay rub & tug joint. I was back on the street 21 minutes after I started. My sciatica issues remain.

So either you were quick on the draw or...

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you gaywad.  NTTIAWWT.

#46
7 hours ago, Spankytoes said:

In my first few months living in Manhattan, this almost happened to me. It took me 20 minutes to realize that I had stumbled into a gay rub & tug joint. I was back on the street 21 minutes after I started. My sciatica issues remain.

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#47
So either you were quick on the draw or...
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you gaywad.  NTTIAWWT.


He was Asian. He spoke with an accent. It was all so sudden.

“OK honey, time to turn over...”

My liberal views were put to the test that day.

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