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Guy proposes legal hand jobs by massage practitioners to Lawrence KS city commission

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9 hours ago, slorch said:

Might have to try a different slant in the Houston area...

so Korean instead of Chinese?

On 8/1/2018 at 12:38 PM, Vic Mackey said:

What if the massage if from a male and he starts to jerk me off? I don't want that.

You should not have rolled over with a boner.

17 hours ago, Spankytoes said:

 


He was Asian. He spoke with an accent. It was all so sudden.

“OK honey, time to turn over...”

My liberal views were put to the test that day.

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On 8/1/2018 at 2:03 PM, ABSR said:

But what if the guy is fat and hispanic?   Could you close your eyes and be okay with it them?

Now close your eyes and image she’s white. 

I've presented to city councils before on very defined matters and had significantly less time and leeway on my comments than that guy.  

On 8/1/2018 at 4:24 PM, Spankytoes said:

In my first few months living in Manhattan, this almost happened to me. It took me 20 minutes to realize that I had stumbled into a gay rub & tug joint. I was back on the street 21 minutes after I started. My sciatica issues remain.

Reminds me of something from the onion’s “why do all these guys keep sucking my dick?”

On 8/1/2018 at 2:27 PM, Anwar Namtut said:

The way he read that is like someone said, "Here is $100. Go to the city council meeting and read this. Don't read it before."

This!  He probably lost a bet or it was a double dog dare...

On 8/1/2018 at 11:27 PM, Pato del Muerto said:

I have always limited my rub and tug practice to a recipient list of one, dammit.

On 8/1/2018 at 4:45 PM, Chewbacca said:

Yeah, but how many times have you been back?

I'm not gay no more. I am delivert!

I like women...women, women, women

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