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How the fuck is Cucurella the one that gets booked in all of that? 

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I was in the middle of making a post about the match getting interesting at 1-1 when the Blues switched off and let Pool jump right back in front. Frustrating. 

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Palmer needed to hit that with his first touch. 

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We will not go where we want to go with Sanchez in goal. Pitiful 

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We've been really poor today. No semblance of any sort of strategy to be found. Not sure United have been materially better, but that PK was earned.

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And a thunderbolt from Caicedo levels the match. No idea how Mudryk didn't knock that shot off target, but hopefully we're fully awake now.

9 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

What a thump by Caicedo to get the goal back!

That was a great goal 

Yeah, it was a perfect delivery from Pedro Neto.

Chelsea look promising on the whole here, though.

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Jesus. Sanchez can’t make it that easy there. Very poor goalkeeping. 

Yep.  You cannot get beaten near post there.  He's just not good enough for a top club.

Man, I like this Pedro Neto a lot.  He was already playing a good match before that blast.

Fuck! meant to flip this on earlier. I've watched barely any soccer this season. 

17 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Yep.  You cannot get beaten near post there.  He's just not good enough for a top club.

I remember saying this as soon as he starting playing for Chelsea. 

Not a lot has changed I guess. 

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You guys suck at this. I get a new job and have limited access during the day and you guys managed two pages?

The team is looking solid.

My biggest complaint at this point is why Madueke would get any time over Neto. 
Sucks that Fofana and James are out for a bit, but our depth is so deep that it we barely lose a step.

I'd love to have a more consistent no. 1 but otherwise, the team looks fantastic.

I'm just trying not to jinx things by saying we are back.

Southampton is trash but we looked fantastic yesterday. Should've been 10-1.

Edited by MoJames

6 hours ago, MoJames said:

Southampton is trash but we looked fantastic yesterday. Should've been 10-1.

indeed.

Two goals for Tottenham off of slips by our defenders. 2 amazing goals for us and 2 well deserved PKs. Sancho turned off to let them get to 4-3 with 30 seconds left.

Well deserved win.

Tottenham with a substantial amount of trash thrown at our players.

On 12/8/2024 at 12:28 PM, MoJames said:

Two goals for Tottenham off of slips by our defenders. 2 amazing goals for us and 2 well deserved PKs. Sancho turned off to let them get to 4-3 with 30 seconds left.

Well deserved win.

Tottenham with a substantial amount of trash thrown at our players.

Did the NCAA fine them?

Cole Palmer seems like a badass.

Could have had a goal but one of the dipshits didn't give him the ball on a breakaway.

Mudryk suspended for doping.

I guess he was trying to hide it by not playing very well?

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Weather conditions for this Everton match are fucking brutal.

3 hours ago, RichUT said:

Weather conditions for this Everton match are fucking brutal.

So is the end result.

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Our inability to put these guys away looks like it's going to come back to bite us. 

first home loss to Fulham since 1979

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This fucking club man. They can't put a match away to save their fucking lives. 

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Chelsea are less than the sum of the parts for like a decade straight now.

This is what it would look like if Shaka and Rodney Terry made a football coach baby.

Etc.

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3rd minute goal for Fulham waived off by offside.  Might be our day!!

chelsea looked better in the last 10 minutes of the half but fulham are value for their 1-0

as i said last night in the prem thread a fulham win today makes the table under arse very very crowded

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