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6 minutes ago, DaysOff said:

https://www.lsufootball.net/tvschedule.htm

Good lord people. Bookmark. It's updated for every season.

I follow both. The Trig chart is much easier for quickly seeing what's on and where at any given time, the lsufootball one is more exhaustive and searchable.

If any of you are going through LHN withdrawal and are craving Lowell Galindo commentary, look no further than todays Tarleton State game on ESPN2 the deuce 

The Teams: No. 21 Tarleton State Texans (0-0, 0-0 UAC) vs. McNeese Cowboys (0-0, 0-0 SLC)
Where: Stephenville, Texas
Stadium: Memorial Stadium (24,000)
Time: 2:30 p.m. CT 
Streaming Platform: ESPN2 (Lowell Galindo, Fozzy Whittaker)

2 hours ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

I'm so excited for today's games that I literally cannot sleep. I am pumped af

I always love week 0 and 1 because I am super pumped for games like SMU at Nevada even though I wouldn't give a fuck about that game if it was played in week 5.

LFG I’m ready for my bees to cause some trouble

 

19 minutes ago, TornACL said:

I always love week 0 and 1 because I am super pumped for games like SMU at Nevada even though I wouldn't give a fuck about that game if it was played in week 5.

Right? Same. Outside of week 0, I am amped to see SMU/Nevada. Same with Tarleton St/McNees. Any other time I'm switching to Quiddoch than rather watch those games, but week 0 is the primer I need. It's great we get FSU/GT early, too. It gets you even more hyped for what's to come. 

  • immamac changed the title to Week Zero: College Football Starts Now

FSU fans booing Herbstreit loudly everytime he speaks. Pretty funny. 

The first Fansville commercial was great, I thought. 

McAfee opens the show today saying he hammered 30 Guinness with the fans last night. Some people can’t stand him but I find him entertaining on Gameday. 

Aggies with another chance to show their ass next week on Gameday 

2 hours from football season.  Rooting for the local team, go bees.

33 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

FSU fans booing Herbstreit loudly everytime he speaks. Pretty funny. 

The first Fansville commercial was great, I thought. 

Best Gameday sign: “Hey Herbstreit does your wife know you fucked us?”

heh heh heh…

19 minutes ago, immamac said:

It's basically water. 3.2% ABV haha, I am liking Saban so far. 

👀 

 

After listening to Mike Norvell speak for 5 minutes, I no longer want to hear Mike Norvell talk ever.

4 minutes ago, Buzzrock said:

👀

 

King is better than anyone gomer has right now. 

Corso absent? Out to pasture? What?  Nick is a welcome change for the better.  At least Nick can get through a sentence without forgetting who and what he’s talking about.

1 minute ago, Bama Llama said:

Corso absent? Out to pasture? What?  Nick is a welcome change for the better.  At least Nick can get through a sentence without forgetting who and what he’s talking about.

They only bring him out for a few segments and the pick segment. 

7 minutes ago, DigDug said:

After listening to Mike Norvell speak for 5 minutes, I no longer want to hear Mike Norvell talk ever.

Pretty much the way I feel every time Desmond starts up.

"Hook 'em horns" equals kiss my arse, I'll take it

Edited by Topper13

3 minutes ago, Bama Llama said:

Corso absent? Out to pasture? What?  Nick is a welcome change for the better.  At least Nick can get through a sentence without forgetting who and what he’s talking about.

It's bad luck to take a corpse with you to Ireland.

Just now, Topper13 said:

The just for men doesn't work for Saban

My old man, who unfortunately is no longer with us used product on his hair……we made fun of him, a lot.

We called it Old Guy #5. He called it chestnut brown😄Nick looks to be sporting the same shade.

Norvell is a good dude, had a few drinks with him last year in Charlotte on a recruiting trip. Well I had a few I think he had Diet Pepsi but he shared some cool stories from Memphis

 

10 minutes ago, AbeFroman said:

Pretty much the way I feel every time Desmond starts up.

How is this guy still employed?  ESPN is so fucking strange. 

Brett McMurphy usually has a handy chart for each week's games. 

 

Saban is impressive. In his 70’s but is throwing out stats and names from schools all over the country. He’s a methodical dude. I’m betting he spent the summer immersing himself in data across 135 FBS programs. 

They said Corso is with them next week in CS. 

If you’re into it, by all means drink it up, but for me personally, Week 0 is like a cock tease……. I’m wanting a football fix, but can’t quite have it this week given the matchups.  Week 1?  All in, all day

“If the Seminoles are going to reach their potential with DJ Uiageileiaiaiaua under center” … they’ll go 8-4 and watch the ACC title game on tv. 

14 minutes ago, Steelers Roll Left said:

If you’re into it, by all means drink it up, but for me personally, Week 0 is like a cock tease……. I’m wanting a football fix, but can’t quite have it this week given the matchups.  Week 1?  All in, all day

I feel kind of the same, but I would love to see Georgia Tech beat FSU.

15 minutes ago, Steelers Roll Left said:

If you’re into it, by all means drink it up, but for me personally, Week 0 is like a cock tease……. I’m wanting a football fix, but can’t quite have it this week given the matchups.  Week 1?  All in, all day

Put in a big parlay and today can be very exciting.

1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

FSU fans booing Herbstreit loudly everytime he speaks. Pretty funny. 

The first Fansville commercial was great, I thought. 

 

Whoa that chick is smoke 

Edited by Zepol87

7 hours ago, perfectchaos007 said:

If any of you are going through LHN withdrawal and are craving Lowell Galindo commentary, look no further than todays Tarleton State game on ESPN2 the deuce 

The Teams: No. 21 Tarleton State Texans (0-0, 0-0 UAC) vs. McNeese Cowboys (0-0, 0-0 SLC)
Where: Stephenville, Texas
Stadium: Memorial Stadium (24,000)
Time: 2:30 p.m. CT 
Streaming Platform: ESPN2 (Lowell Galindo, Fozzy Whittaker)


Poor Fozzy. He deserves better. 

39 minutes ago, Steelers Roll Left said:

If you’re into it, by all means drink it up, but for me personally, Week 0 is like a cock tease……. I’m wanting a football fix, but can’t quite have it this week given the matchups.  Week 1?  All in, all day

This is NOT the way.

And how did Herbie fuck FSU?

Herbie has us in the playoff taking on Michigan again and awaiting Clemson, which would be cool. We would beat them, but it would be nice to see Tex/Clemson in a playoff match up. 

1 minute ago, TrashMaster G said:

This is NOT the way.

And how did Herbie fuck FSU?

Ranked them 5th last year

I don’t think Saban knows what “ate out” means 

11 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

This is NOT the way.

And how did Herbie fuck FSU?

I deserved that I guess.  But, hey, at least I’m on Surly before breakfast

9 minutes ago, Derka said:

 

Maybe he was referring to Eight Men Out, the popular 80's movie covering The Black Sox scandal starring a young John Cusack.

5 minutes ago, DigDug said:

Maybe he was referring to Eight Men Out, the popular 80's movie covering The Black Sox scandal starring a young John Cusack.

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If you are a full-functioning adult who still watches professional wrestling, just castrate yourself so you never reproduce.

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