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They probably could’ve made this GameDay into a 30 min preview this morning

The crowd really thinned out from hr 1 to hr 3 lol…probably went to the pubs

Last game FSU played against a team from Georgia was the last game they played at all. They were narrowly defeated, 9 TDs against a single FG. Yeah, they had a bunch of players "opt out" of that game, presumably to study for final exams. Will they have a bit of a chip or sixty on their shoulders?

The sign about Herbie fucking them is funny, but in reality they fucked themselves. Let's see if they have recovered from that.

1 hour ago, DigDug said:

It's bad luck to take a corpse with you to Ireland.

You have to throw it off a cliff

Just now, MNLonghornFUKM said:

They probably could’ve made this GameDay into a 30 min preview this morning

The crowd really thinned out from hr 1 to hr 3 lol…probably went to the pubs

The set is a couple  of miles away from the stadium, it's a wee bit of a walk.

7 minutes ago, DigDug said:

Maybe he was referring to Eight Men Out, the popular 80's movie covering The Black Sox scandal starring a young John Cusack.

That’s not it. He was referring to a real knee slapper.


Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.

Tv Show Lol GIF

1 hour ago, Topper13 said:

The just for men doesn't work for Saban

Nick and I are the same age.  I have a full head of hair like the Beatles in 1965.  If Nick had my hair and a feather, and I had his money, we’d both be tickled.  He could color the shit out of all that hair and I could retire and send stupid posts like this to Surly full time or start a blog worth a shit for smartass Bama fans (there ain’t one).

This guy Pat, he’s so unsufferable, and it’s going to be a long season listening to him. 
I was hoping Lil Nicky would have some more insight from a coaching perspective. 

Fuck Christmas -- THIS is the most wonderful time of the year!!

Hell, I'll even watch an ACC game.  Let's go.

PSA: McNeese at Tarlton at 2:30 today on the deuce.  Our boys Lowell and Fozzy on the call!

I guess water finds its level.

FSU might score 100 today if they really want to. they look very very good. 

29 minutes ago, coachherman'sgrill said:

This guy Pat, he’s so unsufferable, and it’s going to be a long season listening to him. 
I was hoping Lil Nicky would have some more insight from a coaching perspective. 

Nick is struggling with hot takes cuz he's so used to being held to anything he says as a coach. He'll ease into it and make a lot more predictions and stuff soon. 

1 hour ago, Buzzrock said:

Ranked them 5th last year

Which hurt them how?

Did I miss where he joined the committee last year?

7 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

Which hurt them how?

Did I miss where he joined the committee last year?

It kept them out of the playoffs!

/semen hole fans 

wrong thread

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1 hour ago, Gidnik said:

FSU might score 100 today if they really want to. they look very very good. 

Ope

Haynes King with the aggy-like, insightful halftime interview, "We just gonna put a hat on a hat."

Furk

 

1 hour ago, Gidnik said:

FSU might score 100 today if they really want to. they look very very good. 

Haven't been watching, have you?

3 hours ago, closetojumping said:

Saban is impressive. In his 70’s but is throwing out stats and names from schools all over the country. He’s a methodical dude. I’m betting he spent the summer immersing himself in data across 135 FBS programs. 

They said Corso is with them next week in CS. 

He will fit right in with the other mental deficients. 

Lowell Galindo calling the McNeese v Tarleton State game 🤮

3 hours ago, Gidnik said:

FSU might score 100 today if they really want to. they look very very good. 

This aged well.

McNeese up 7-3 on Tarleton early. McNeese went 1-10 last season with their lone win being an opponent forfeit. 

Edited by perfectchaos007

Montana St at New Mexico about to start on FS1.  You know college football is back the first time you flip to a game and are disappointed to hear Tim Brando on the mic.

Bronco Mendenhall's first game at NM

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McNeese has a guy that transferred from Dartmouth.  That's a pretty big delta on the academic side of things 

56 minutes ago, WBT said:

Montana St at New Mexico about to start on FS1.  You know college football is back the first time you flip to a game and are disappointed to hear Tim Brando on the mic.

Bronco Mendenhall's first game at NM

Yeah i aint watching fcs bullshit. At least UNM is a FBS team. Sticking to fs1 for now

Tarleton up 26-7 at half.  17 points off of turnovers - two fumble recoveries and two interceptions. 

The Lobos jumped out in front early but Montana St just cut it to 17-14.  Montana St is gashing them on the ground.

2 hours ago, perfectchaos007 said:

McNeese up 7-3 on Tarleton early. McNeese went 1-10 last season with their lone win being an opponent forfeit. 

They played aggy?

6 hours ago, Gidnik said:

FSU might score 100 today if they really want to. they look very very good. 


Nailed it. 

24 minutes ago, Deej said:

They played aggy?

Aggy went 10-0-1 in 1994 with their only non-win being a tie against 1-9-1 SMU. 

12 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

This UNM game has everything

Including the weather.

UNM playing much better than expected so far. Next 2 are @ Arizona and @ Auburn then back home for Fresno so you definitely need this one.

Bobcats need some points on this drive if they are gonna pull a rabbit out of their hat for a win.

1 minute ago, SimonBolivar said:

Next 2 are @ Arizona and @ Auburn

Who was it that upset Barn a year or two ago? 

Just now, ztejas said:

Who was it that upset Barn a year or two ago? 

Last year, NMSU so maybe they'll get that special Enchantment State bonus 

2 minutes ago, SimonBolivar said:

Last year, NMSU so maybe they'll get that special Enchantment State bonus 

That's what I thought. 

Barn better watch their cornholes.

Nice 30 yards worth of penalties on Montana State in one play there.

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