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This is him during the Democratic National Convention. I know athletes aren't the smartest, but good God this is dumb as fuck.

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    Longhorn (or Cowboy) sports great or not, if you back Trump, you're a piece of shit and can go fuck yourself.  

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A lot of UT and non-UT baseball players are dumbfucks. 

Huston Street blaming “the left” for the assassination attempt on Trump  

 

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Our university is becoming an embarrassment. I blame Abbott

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4 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

A lot of UT and non-UT baseball players are dumbfucks. 

Huston Street blaming “the left” for the assassination attempt on Trump  

 

I really wish I hadn't read this.

Meh, I celebrate their prowess and achievements on the playing field. But they can be vile idiots just like anyone else 

7 minutes ago, Red Five said:

I really wish I hadn't read this.

 

3 minutes ago, YChang said:

Meh, I celebrate their prowess and achievements on the playing field. But they can be vile idiots just like anyone else 

Yep. Don’t go look at Jordan Shipley’s Twitter.

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They don't play baseball because they are insightful wise people. They play baseball because they have 20/10 vision and can throw a ball hard. 

Mental horsepower is not really a requirement, or frankly, even a useful item. 

5 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Well, Huston Street's twitter is a cesspool. 

My wife grew up in Westlake and has crossed paths with him. Total asshole. 

jordan's is primarily just jesus freak stuff. huston's is extraordinarily toxic and hateful maga/qanon shit.

ever since his dad died and his wife fucked around on him and left him for one of his best friends, he totally lost his fucking mind.

super disappointing.

3 minutes ago, sidis said:

jordan's is primarily just jesus freak stuff. huston's is extraordinarily toxic and hateful maga/qanon shit.

ever since his dad died and his wife fucked around on him and left him for one of his best friends, he totally lost his fucking mind.

super disappointing.

Ah… so there’s likely personal trauma potentially for his downward spiral. 

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The best USA chant was when Venezuelan born Rougned Odor punched Dominican born Jose Bautista in a Ranger vs Blue Jay game. 

1 minute ago, Gene Parmesan said:

The best USA chant was when Venezuelan born Rougned Odor punched Dominican born Jose Bautista in a Ranger vs Blue Jay game. 

I liked when we just beat France in France in the gold medal basketball game. 

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4 minutes ago, YChang said:

Ah… so there’s likely personal trauma potentially for his downward spiral. 

Yeah fuck that, life throws us all curveballs. Doesn't justify becoming a hateful MAGA cunt. That's just who he is

They say never meet your heroes. Many sports stars that I've watched over the years, have made me sad with their stances.

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1 minute ago, Blotto said:

Yeah fuck that, life throws us all curveballs. Doesn't justify becoming a hateful MAGA cunt. That's just who he is

This is where I fall. One of the primary tenets you see in assholes is that everything good in their life was becuase of their exceptionalism, and everything bad that has happened, happened TO them. There's no in between for those people. 

jordan's is primarily just jesus freak stuff. huston's is extraordinarily toxic and hateful maga/qanon shit.
ever since his dad died and his wife fucked around on him and left him for one of his best friends, he totally lost his fucking mind.
super disappointing.

Pretty good chance he was always this way. Social media simply allowed his abhorrent views to be seen by more people.
39 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

A lot of UT and non-UT baseball players are dumbfucks. 

Huston Street blaming “the left” for the assassination attempt on Trump  

 

Holy shit…his whole timeline is batshit. 

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Boy, the guns on this thread sure swerved from Greg Swindell over to Huston Street in a hurry.

35 minutes ago, YChang said:

Meh, I celebrate their prowess and achievements on the playing field. But they can be vile idiots just like anyone else 

Some of them, if you sleep with their wives, and their wives leave as a result, and you put it in their heads that their wives are leaving them for their best friend instead of somebody their wife met through a friend-of-a-friend and then hooked up for just a weekend, they go right into MAGA territory and then off the fucking deep end and into Qanon territory.

34 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

 

Yep. Don’t go look at Jordan Shipley’s Twitter.

Does he talk a lot about being roommates with Colt McCoy? I seem to recall knowing that Jordan Shipley was roommates with Colt McCoy. I just don’t recall exactly when I first learned that Jordan Shipley was roommates with Colt McCoy. 

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Just now, atomheartbevo said:

Some of them, if you sleep with their wives, and their wives leave as a result, and you put it in their heads that their wives are leaving them for their best friend instead of somebody their wife met through a friend-of-a-friend and then hooked up for just a weekend, they go right into MAGA territory and then off the fucking deep end and into Qanon territory.


 

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Just now, C-Man said:


Pretty good chance he was always this way. Social media simply allowed his abhorrent views to be seen by more people.

No disagreement. I’m just saying that since then, he’s really gone public with his stupidity in a very toxic way. He’s clearly in a dark place if you look at his twitter. He responds to practically every single thing anyone says to him with childish horseshit in thousands of very cringey responses to each and every reply…even obvious bots.

But yeah, if you just consider his three sons’ names, it is clear he’s always been a dumbfuck. I’m just saying I think his very deep seated anger/rage that drips from his every post is partially fueled by the humiliation of finding out that your wife has been fucking your best friend on all of your vacations for years right under your nose (and then left you to marry him) has to embitter someone in a unique way. Like I said, very disappointing since 2002 was the first major championship that a lot of us experienced as Texas fans but it is what it is. Dumbshits gonna dumbshit. I’m still had fun in June 2002.

i couldn’t give two fucks about swindell. I was 3 when he was pitching and he seems like a complete and utter dipshit just like most baseball players. 

2 minutes ago, Ghost of LL said:

Boy, the guns on this thread sure swerved from Greg Swindell over to Huston Street in a hurry.

Well, it's comparable to the level of shit. Swindell posted some shit that was dumb and MAGA. Street is actively making and sharing posts attacking Tim Walz proving he's a dumb asshole. Basically, one is a lot more aggressive and in their shittiness.
 

 

 

 

 

Man, Huston Street could fucking close out a game though. 

3 minutes ago, Bookman said:

Man, Huston Street could fucking close out a game though. 

Way back in the olden days.

2 minutes ago, Bookman said:

Man, Huston Street could fucking close out a game though. 

Not against Cal State Fullerton in 2004. Fucking damnit. Other than Drew Stubbs, no one was more responsible for that shitshow of a final series. 

30 minutes ago, Gene Parmesan said:

The best USA chant was when Venezuelan born Rougned Odor punched Dominican born Jose Bautista in a Ranger vs Blue Jay game. 

"And Roogie is now 2 for 4 on the day"

-Steve Busby 

Just told street he’s lost his god damn mind. I don’t ever check Twitter, so I just use it for drive by snark. Hope he enjoys it. 

19 minutes ago, 'stache said:

Does he talk a lot about being roommates with Colt McCoy? I seem to recall knowing that Jordan Shipley was roommates with Colt McCoy. I just don’t recall exactly when I first learned that Jordan Shipley was roommates with Colt McCoy. 

Did you know their fathers knew each other in college?

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The experience I had as a kid/young man was reconfirmed by the experience my son had: baseball attracts assholes.  I don't know why it is, but my high school baseball team was all of the biggest assholes in school.  And it was ultimately what led me to give up playing (yeah--the fact that I couldn't hit a fastball that had any movement on it had nothing to do with it at all).

Playing hockey was the exact opposite experience.  Not that there isn't assholish behavior.  And not that I never got into a fight in a parking lot after a game.  But on balance, it was just a bunch of chill dudes who understood that we're all on the same team and we're all looking forward to going out drinking after the game.

Well, hockey and basketball and soccer and football are sports that demand pretty intricate teamplay.  Baseball (as much as I love it) comes down to pitcher against batter most of the time.  It doesn't demand the team play those other sports do.

9 minutes ago, Ghost of LL said:

Playing hockey was the exact opposite experience.  Not that there isn't assholish behavior.  And not that I never got into a fight in a parking lot after a game.  But on balance, it was just a bunch of chill dudes who understood that we're all on the same team and we're all looking forward to going out drinking after the game.

Yeah, for whatever reason hockey culture is the best. It’s probably the same percentage of dumbasses, but generally hockey dumbasses are fun and harmless vs. baseball dumbasses always being charmless hateful assholes. 

14 minutes ago, Ghost of LL said:

The experience I had as a kid/young man was reconfirmed by the experience my son had: baseball attracts assholes.  I don't know why it is, but my high school baseball team was all of the biggest assholes in school.  And it was ultimately what led me to give up playing (yeah--the fact that I couldn't hit a fastball that had any movement on it had nothing to do with it at all).

Playing hockey was the exact opposite experience.  Not that there isn't assholish behavior.  And not that I never got into a fight in a parking lot after a game.  But on balance, it was just a bunch of chill dudes who understood that we're all on the same team and we're all looking forward to going out drinking after the game.

Except for that Oglethorpe asshole. 

21 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

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I think we can write off Jordan too. 

He retweeted Sorbo. You can imagine the rest of his timeline

 

7 minutes ago, Post Oak said:

I think we can write off Jordan too. 

He retweeted Sorbo. You can imagine the rest of his timeline

 

What do expect from an elk milker?

 

38 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

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Hey Jordan, fuck God. It's cool that you believe in him, but truly and forever fuck God. Our founding fathers were smart enough to at least try to keep religion--at least one agreed upon religion to live under--out of politics.

Also, saying you care about God more than parties means you care a whole fucking lot about the parties.

1 minute ago, aggie08 said:

Hey Jordan, fuck God. It's cool that you believe in him, but truly and forever fuck God. Our founding fathers were smart enough to at least try to keep religion--at least one agreed upon religion to live under--out of politics.

Also, saying you care about God more than parties means you care a whole fucking lot about the parties.

Dat Red River kick return doe...

Cool thread.  Someone start one about water being wet.

1 hour ago, sidis said:

jordan's is primarily just jesus freak stuff. huston's is extraordinarily toxic and hateful maga/qanon shit.

ever since his dad died and his wife fucked around on him and left him for one of his best friends, he totally lost his fucking mind.

super disappointing.

Shocking I tell ya

How shitty of a human being would one need to be for a best friend to start fucking your wife?

1 hour ago, Mo Horn said:

They say never meet your heroes. Many sports stars that I've watched over the years, have made me sad with their stances.

Breaks my heart... 

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1 minute ago, jimmyjazz said:

How shitty of a human being would one need to be for a best friend to start fucking your wife?

Gonna need pics of ex-wife to fully pass judgement.

47 minutes ago, Ghost of LL said:

The experience I had as a kid/young man was reconfirmed by the experience my son had: baseball attracts assholes.  I don't know why it is, but my high school baseball team was all of the biggest assholes in school.  And it was ultimately what led me to give up playing (yeah--the fact that I couldn't hit a fastball that had any movement on it had nothing to do with it at all).

Playing hockey was the exact opposite experience.  Not that there isn't assholish behavior.  And not that I never got into a fight in a parking lot after a game.  But on balance, it was just a bunch of chill dudes who understood that we're all on the same team and we're all looking forward to going out drinking after the game.

Also my experience. I love the sport. The players are by and large fucking morons and dickheads. 

1 hour ago, Js1 said:

Our university is becoming an embarrassment. I blame Abbott

Not one but TWO MAGA QBs. Unbelievable.

1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

Some of them, if you sleep with their wives, and their wives leave as a result, and you put it in their heads that their wives are leaving them for their best friend instead of somebody their wife met through a friend-of-a-friend and then hooked up for just a weekend, they go right into MAGA territory and then off the fucking deep end and into Qanon territory.

 

Oddly specific.  😀

 

7 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Breaks my heart... 

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Why is dotard giving a medal to that loser and sucker?

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