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I don't think Hank Hill wants that hairstyle anymore. 

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    Longhorn (or Cowboy) sports great or not, if you back Trump, you're a piece of shit and can go fuck yourself.  

  • I sometimes think White folks who consider themselves "liberal" or quite inclusive, have a big blindspot on how these interactions actually work. What the above doesn't consider is how normal and blas

  • the two sides “disagree”. right. your side has left the gas on and set the house on fire. our side thinks we should call the fire department and evacuate the surrounding area. your side “disagrees”, a

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24 minutes ago, Brian Fantana said:

Not one but TWO MAGA QBs. Unbelievable.

Yeah, but they are young and stupid. There’s still hope for them. 

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32 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

How shitty of a human being would one need to be for a best friend to start fucking your wife?

What if he beat her? What if the friend knew he beat her?

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2 hours ago, Bateshorn said:

They don't play baseball because they are insightful wise people. They play baseball because they have 20/10 vision and can throw a ball hard. 

Mental horsepower is not really a requirement, or frankly, even a useful item. 

white, american baseball players are the poster children for trump fanboys. 

10 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Yeah, but they are young and stupid. There’s still hope for them. 

Maalik Murphy should've starts

44 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Breaks my heart... 

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Roger Staubach was a dick to me in the 7th grade. It was devastating at the time, but in retrospect I’m grateful. He taught me to choose my heroes carefully. 

1 hour ago, Ghost of LL said:

baseball attracts assholes.

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football players are a mixed bag, basketball players seem to be the most chill and normal, but baseball players are a bunch of chin beard having, lifted truck driving, $200 oakleys wearing, mouth full of dip chewing douchebags who tend to max out around 90 on the IQ scale. college baseball dugouts are chock full of clones of the exact same douchebag guys.

11 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Roger Staubach was a dick to me in the 7th grade. It was devastating at the time, but in retrospect I’m grateful. He taught me to choose my heroes carefully. 

Which is a shame since you both share a fondness of the deconstructed burger. 

7 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Which is a shame since you both share a fondness of the deconstructed burger. 

Nooooooooooooo

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Longhorn (or Cowboy) sports great or not, if you back Trump, you're a piece of shit and can go fuck yourself.  

1 hour ago, Underdog said:

Breaks my heart... 

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What did Art Garfunkel do this time??

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1 hour ago, aggie08 said:

Hey Jordan, fuck God. It's cool that you believe in him, but truly and forever fuck God. Our founding fathers were smart enough to at least try to keep religion--at least one agreed upon religion to live under--out of politics.

Also, saying you care about God more than parties means you care a whole fucking lot about the parties.

It’s fine to be Christian, but those Christians who cloak themselves in their supposed faith to justify allegiance to MAGA politics need a good dose of sermons and talks by state representative James Talarico. Besides the fact of running and being elected as a Democrat, he’s very astute at making unimpeachable arguments against the present threat of Christian Nationalism in Texas. He may be one of the best examples of a true Christian who works as a public servant and fights to keep religion from being perverted by politics and the Constitution from being subverted by Christian Nationalism. I wish our fellow Horns embraced this type of Christianity instead of the MAGA interpretation of the teachings of Christ. I would wager that, like most of MAGA, it’s not actually  a matter of “their faith.” Just a way to legitimize holding on to outdated ideas, to conceal sins of bigotry & greed, and to feel a sense of righteousness. 

3 hours ago, Bolero88 said:

This is him during the Democratic National Convention. I know athletes aren't the smartest, but good God this is dumb as fuck.

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It's not the hypocrisy, cuz I think there being some level of difference between some supposed ideal and reality is at least partially necessary for progress and growth and just part of the human condition. 

It's the malignant, cancerous out-of-control hypocrisy. It's J6ers parading the Confederate flag through the Capitol, GOP rep comfortably without fear of consequences from her red-gerrymandered district stating the United States should be divided through a national divorce, I'd Rather Be Russian T-shirts, I Hope I Get To Shoot My Fellow Americans Gonzales flags who made lack of military service a talking point during the moral absolutism fad of the Clinton years to virtually if not literally worshipping a convicted scam artist who routinely dismisses those who have served this country, a concept he openly mocks despite his claims of putting America first.

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I see that CTE finally set in on Huston Street from getting trucked by Cedric Benson so many times in that championship game in high school.

1 hour ago, Underdog said:

Which is a shame since you both share a fondness of the deconstructed burger. 

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52 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Longhorn (or Cowboy) sports great or not, if you back Trump, you're a piece of shit and can go fuck yourself.  

it’s the tribalism of it too. hearing huston, who before today i had a lot of respect for, go on a rant about “the left” is to blame for every single negative thing ever is just sad. you’re a highly educated man from a wealthy, highly educated family. there’s no excuse for lacking even the most basic critical thinking skills like this. it’s just sheer tribalism. it’s pathetic.

6 minutes ago, Derka said:

you’re a highly educated man from a wealthy, highly educated family.

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Nobody cares what a bunch of washed up has beens like Greg Swindell and Houston Street think 

52 minutes ago, mooseoutfront said:

I see that CTE finally set in on Huston Street from getting trucked by Cedric Benson so many times in that championship game in high school.

I think that was the only HS game I ever attended which didn't involve one of my kids, either on the team or in the band.

Benson brutalized Street, but that little fucker hung on for dear life most plays.

3 hours ago, chainsaw said:

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Guarantee that if you showed him evidence how Obama and Biden were always much more religious than Trump, he wouldn’t believe you. 

that's too bad about Street.  he was on Coffee & Football last week and had a couple of really good and thoughtful answers to Bobby and Gerry's questions.  i had the impression that he was a guy who thought critically about things.

Shipley doesn't surprise me.  15 seconds of listening to his dad and it's obvious that he was brought up in a hardcore R household.

31 minutes ago, totallynotabuttpirate said:

I separate the artist as a person from the art they created. Same with sports, works wonders. 

Except when I don't like the art or the athlete, then it's easy as fuck.

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2 hours ago, Brian Fantana said:

Yeah and if you like sunflower seeds you're a guaranteed psychopath

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9 hours ago, immamac said:3 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

What if he beat her? What if the friend knew he beat her?

Hypothetically, what if she was banging some rando she met through a college sports football board who happened to have mutual Facebook friends with her?

The list could go on, but I'd argue he always had something going on in his head.  You don't wake up and go full-on MAGA/Qanon like that.

I never get invited to the kool kid parties.

5 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Hypothetically, what if she was banging some rando she met through a college sports football board who happened to have mutual Facebook friends with her?

The list could go on, but I'd argue he always had something going on in his head.  You don't wake up and go full-on MAGA/Qanon like that.

Did… did you just confess or something atom? It’s ok this is not a safe space. 

7 hours ago, sidis said:

and his wife fucked around on him and left him for one of his best friends,

That’s unfair to her. He lost his marbles, drank them, and then she stepped out on him. 

7 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

Just told street he’s lost his god damn mind. I don’t ever check Twitter, so I just use it for drive by snark. Hope he enjoys it. 

 

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1 hour ago, Da Fino said:

That’s unfair to her. He lost his marbles, drank them, and then she stepped out on him. 

In English?

1 hour ago, Da Fino said:

That’s unfair to her. He lost his marbles, drank them, and then she stepped out on him. 

To be clear, not saying he’s blameless or some sort of victim at all. I imagine living with him probably sucked pretty bad. 

That said, it was going on for a while and the other marriage broke up too (with its own kids) and she ended up marrying him…and wrecking that family in the process (and causing me some indirect but mild annoyance due to some kid relationships). 

9 hours ago, Js1 said:

Our university is becoming an embarrassment. I blame Abbott

Imagine those kids that worked their asses off to get admitted the last few years finding out when they graduate their degree is worth about 1/10th what it was when they entered.

8 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Imagine those kids that worked their asses off to get admitted the last few years finding out when they graduate their degree is worth about 1/10th what it was when they entered.

I can relate. I went to A&M under Robert Gates, who absolutely prioritized academic standing above all else and had the University moving in a great direction. He, the guy behind Iran-Contra, would absolutely be considered woke today. A&M found the leaders who would say, "Fuck it, let's join the SEC, focus on athletics [poorly], and become a diploma mill."

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At least Roger Clemens has his head screwed on straight…

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Where does J Brent cox stand on things?

Or was he too busy plowing Street's wife?

Funny enough I got a friend that works with J Brent Cox in Victoria.

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12 hours ago, Js1 said:

Our university is becoming an embarrassment. I blame Abbott

You’ll always have this stud… 

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5 hours ago, Ted Lange said:

 

he's all juiced up over this

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7 hours ago, Matuka said:

At least Roger Clemens has his head screwed on straight…

 

5 hours ago, Ted Lange said:

 

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6 hours ago, Ted Lange said:

 

This is no surprise. Roger has always been a cunt.  It's not hard to imagine why one guy who had relations with an underage girl might also stand up for a pedophile.

I had a Clemens encounter about thirty years ago. Talk about saying the quiet part out loud.

Part of me wants this thread locked 

 

but part of me wants all our dumbfuck Horns put on blast if they post shit like this… Kinda like Tim Crowder or Earl Thomas

something something ......never meet your heros  something something  ....got a million dollar arm and a 10 cent head .......

 

 

It was obvious that Clemens was not someone to be admired when he threw his wife under the bus during the steroid investigation. After this, I’ve been consistently annoyed that we allow him on sidelines, etc.

2 minutes ago, mr.goodkat said:

something something ......never meet your heros  something something  ....got a million dollar arm and a 10 cent head .......

 

 

The rose goes in the front, big guy.

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