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#301
26 minutes ago, Foosters said:

Imagine writing all of this just to defend the guy who trolls libs in the school shooting thread

Receipts or more bullshit?  

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    Longhorn (or Cowboy) sports great or not, if you back Trump, you're a piece of shit and can go fuck yourself.  

  • I sometimes think White folks who consider themselves "liberal" or quite inclusive, have a big blindspot on how these interactions actually work. What the above doesn't consider is how normal and blas

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#302
1 hour ago, Gene Parmesan said:

you know they get their pound of meat when they hand you that bill.

So does a certain someone’s mom 

#303
6 minutes ago, fattyflattie said:

Receipts or more bullshit?  

Ah yes, let me answer your question in good faith, while you ignore every question posted to you on this board and only respond with things like "what is a woman," and "why should I support killing babies?"

Come to think of it, that kinda sounds like a classic internet troll...

#304
12 minutes ago, Foosters said:

Ah yes, let me answer your question in good faith, while you ignore every question posted to you on this board and only respond with things like "what is a woman," and "why should I support killing babies?"

Come to think of it, that kinda sounds like a classic internet troll...

I mean you made a rather specific, controversial statement.   There’s plenty more accusations I wouldn’t really gaf about, but your example is pure bullshit.  

#305
4 hours ago, YChang said:

Y'all need to learn to just leave fatty alone on this stuff. I try to assume positive about nearly everyone on this board. And I still like to think Fatty is likely a decent human being in real life. I'm sure at a tailgate I would enjoy a beer with him and talk about football and crap like that. But he's made it pretty clear that at least his Surly persona is he gives no fucks about society and community other than his own immediate family. So why bother anymore engaging on anything of relevance about that anymore? 

these two things can't exist together. unless what you're saying is that his whole thing on this website is a bit.

2 hours ago, Guadaloopy said:

"You can't be a Christian and vote for/against issue X".

to be clear, because I have in this thread pointed out how effectively the GOP and its followers have diminished Christianity and acted as servants to a totally different biblical character than Jesus Christ - you can be Christian and do all kinds of heinous shit, as we've seen.

#306
9 minutes ago, Celery Man said:

you can be call yourself a Christian and do all kinds of heinous shit, as we've seen

 

#307
19 minutes ago, Celery Man said:

these two things can't exist together. unless what you're saying is that his whole thing on this website is a bit.

I think his thing on this website is a bit (I'm hoping it is).

#308
32 minutes ago, fattyflattie said:

I mean you made a rather specific, controversial statement.   There’s plenty more accusations I wouldn’t really gaf about, but your example is pure bullshit.  

No it’s not. It’s your calling card. Luckily you have a spare kiddo.

#309
2 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Based on my experience, all Houston plumbers are as big of crooks as Trump.

fify . i dispatched for a plumbing company . all plumbers suck . 

 

#310
54 minutes ago, mr.goodkat said:

fify . i dispatched for a plumbing company . all plumbers suck . 

 

My plumber is now $240/hr.  He always cuts me a break, but holy Jesus.  At least he's good, and fast.

#311
My plumber is now $240/hr.  He always cuts me a break, but holy Jesus.  At least he's good, and fast.

And thorough

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#312
1 hour ago, YChang said:

I think his thing on this website is a bit (I'm hoping it is).

We donate a shitload each year. It’s just my opinion it should be up to the individual to make that choice, that’s all. I don’t know how that is construed as controversial.  

#313
2 minutes ago, fattyflattie said:

We donate a shitload each year. It’s just my opinion it should be up to the individual to make that choice, that’s all. I don’t know how that is construed as controversial.  

Your donations to the NRA, Joel Osteen and the 12th Man Foundation don’t do shit about fuck.

#314
6 minutes ago, royiv said:

Your donations to the NRA, Joel Osteen and the 12th Man Foundation don’t do shit about fuck.

Well, he has Black friends, so cut him some slack.

#315
white, american baseball players are the poster children for trump fanboys. 

The baseball hate again. I was wearing it well until your fatass jumped in and said this shit. This thread sucks.
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football players are a mixed bag, basketball players seem to be the most chill and normal, but baseball players are a bunch of chin beard having, lifted truck driving, $200 oakleys wearing, mouth full of dip chewing douchebags who tend to max out around 90 on the IQ scale. college baseball dugouts are chock full of clones of the exact same douchebag guys.

What really sucked, was that some of us, who weren’t assholes like the ones who picked you last, got laid…a lot.
#317
2 hours ago, Homesickhorn said:


The baseball hate again. I was wearing it well until your fatass jumped in and said this shit. This thread sucks.

 

2 hours ago, Homesickhorn said:


What really sucked, was that some of us, who weren’t assholes like the ones who picked you last, got laid…a lot.

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#318
22 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Based on my experience, all Houston plumbers are as big of crooks as Trump.

Joe Petrovich is a plumber in the GOOF area and is pretty straight up.  He is older, butt crack showing guy, talks slow, but does good work, and is straight with you.  Won't charge for something he doesn't fix, and hooked me up with the folks at Chelsea, where those guys have an eye for replacement parts if you get into doing your own minor repair work.  

#319
18 hours ago, Homesickhorn said:


What really sucked, was that some of us, who weren’t assholes like the ones who picked you last, got laid…a lot.

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#320
2 hours ago, Nivek said:

Joe Petrovich is a plumber in the GOOF area and is pretty straight up.  He is older, butt crack showing guy, talks slow, but does good work, and is straight with you.  Won't charge for something he doesn't fix, and hooked me up with the folks at Chelsea, where those guys have an eye for replacement parts if you get into doing your own minor repair work.  

That's exactly the kind of guy I would like

#321
I sometimes think White folks who consider themselves "liberal" or quite inclusive, have a big blindspot on how these interactions actually work. What the above doesn't consider is how normal and blasé, this is to Black folks.  The currency to be indignant and have a zero tolerance policy for interacting with either MAGA or hard-core conservatives, exists only on the social media hyperspace for most Black people. Do you really believe Black families have some mental fog about the political leanings of say Nick Saban, or even more obviously Mike Gundy? And yet, players have committed to them and will continue to do so. The players are quite well aware of Quinn or Arch, or Nick Bosa. But if you are Black, and work in some spaces, you will just to know how to have real, true relationships with these people and at the same time not be under any illusions of where they stand. I hesitate to use the word, "learn", because you don't learn it; it's just the way things are. People are complex. Peyton Manning likely voted Republican (and gives money to HBCUs). Brady has done a good job of dialing it back lately, but we know what his relationship with Trump is. You would be hard pressed to find two other players that would be as comfortably welcomed onto say a Black (the Pivot) Sports Podcast, or cutting it up with Black athletes as those two. You think Dawn Staley doesn't know or understand that part of Brady?
But this isn't something special to athletics. If you are a Black lawyer, or doctor, or accountant, or engineer, or any other sort of professional, you could easily point to colleagues from work that are actual friends, that voted for Trump and are gearing up to do so again. Two of my mentors fit that to a tee. Yet, I have no hesitation about calling them for advice on cases/patients, or work issues, or career moves etc. I know they don't consider me inferior or would sabotage me, and yet there is no guessing on their votes for this election. If that seems hard to square, I don't know what to tell you. I'm just telling you, as a Black person, there is nothing out of the ordinary "interacting" with such people. 
Dammit. Just when I think I've got things figured out, or at least mostly figured out, I read something that should have been obvious, but I would never have considered if left to my own devices. Thank you.
#322
On 8/21/2024 at 11:14 PM, fattyflattie said:

Nah just out doings kids sports things.  Your question was why I would vote for trump? I’m not, D’s have this one wrapped up, and the less R engagement from TX this go around may cause them to spend harder here going forward.  Iirc, your other question was why would I want trump to win? Easy. Status quo is considerably better for me than the silly shit the D’s often occupy themselves with. But in the end, I realized in ‘20 that overall, I’m pretty much unaffected.  

That's it in a nutshell.

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Fattie votes only for those who help him, fuck everyone else.

 

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#323
On 8/22/2024 at 5:53 PM, fattyflattie said:

We donate a shitload each year. It’s just my opinion it should be up to the individual to make that choice, that’s all. I don’t know how that is construed as controversial.  

Johnny Sack said he gave money to orphans in Haiti.  

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#324
33 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

Johnny Sack said he gave money to orphans in Haiti.  

“Here’s $5.  Try being less black.”

#325
44 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

Johnny Sack said he gave money to orphans in Haiti.  

Because he knew he'd probably never get back to Haiti. 

#326
2 hours ago, Bullneck said:

That's it in a nutshell.

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Fattie votes only for those who help him, fuck everyone else.

 

No shit?  That’s kind of the whole purpose of it.  

2 hours ago, Bullneck said:

Johnny Sack said he gave money to orphans in Haiti.  

He very likely did.   Dude made tons of $$$ on his own accord, and was/will be blessed further from his family excelling.  

#327

Thread title should be renamed to "I was a band nerd and I am disgruntled."

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#328

 

On 8/21/2024 at 8:24 PM, fattyflattie said:

should working middle class white families really be afforded a comfortable lifestyle they’ve worked for?

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On 8/21/2024 at 11:14 PM, fattyflattie said:

Status quo is considerably better for me than the silly shit the D’s often occupy themselves with. But in the end, I realized in ‘20 that overall, I’m pretty much unaffected.  

The silly shit the Democrats concern themselves with like:

a woman’s right to bodily autonomy

the rights of all Americans to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness

the rights of people to not be discriminated against due their race, gender, or who they love

feeding needy children

ensuring all have access to education

ensuring that all Americans are able to exercise their rights to vote

and all sorts of other silly things, right Fatty?

 

#329
Thread title should be renamed to "I was a band nerd and I am disgruntled."
Fuck you. I was a band nerd and I'm quite gruntled, thank you very much.
#330
13 minutes ago, tchookem said:
37 minutes ago, F250 said:
Thread title should be renamed to "I was a band nerd and I am disgruntled."

Fuck you. I was a band nerd and I'm quite gruntled, thank you very much.

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#331
41 minutes ago, F250 said:

Thread title should be renamed to "I was a band nerd and I am disgruntled."

16 minutes ago, tchookem said:

Fuck you. I was a band nerd and I'm quite gruntled, thank you very much.

Yep, whole lot easier to get laid if you were also in band, versus the sausage fest that was a male baseball/basketball/football team.  NTTIAWWT if you stuck to sports only.

#332



Yep, whole lot easier to get laid if you were also in band, versus the sausage fest that was a male baseball/basketball/football team.  NTTIAWWT if you stuck to sports only.


I wouldn't go that far.
#334
4 hours ago, Bullneck said:

Johnny Sack said he gave money to orphans in Haiti.  

Much more likely is that for his birthday he posted on Facebook the link to some donation site for Haitian orphan kids to make himself feel holier than thou.  

#335
1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

Yep, whole lot easier to get laid if you were also in band, versus the sausage fest that was a male baseball/basketball/football team.  NTTIAWWT if you stuck to sports only.

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#336
On 8/22/2024 at 6:42 PM, Homesickhorn said:


The baseball hate again. I was wearing it well until your fatass jumped in and said this shit. This thread sucks.

baseball hate? who’s hating on baseball? if my factual statement about baseball players triggers you then might i suggest finding a safe space, you giant pussy.

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#337

chin beard, backwards cap, $200 oakleys, chewing tobacco, morgan wallen blasting from the speakers of their lifted pickup truck that they only use to commute with; the starter kit for trump fanboys and american baseball players is the exact same list. if this fact makes you want to lash out and cry about it then maybe grow some thicker skin and quit being such a whiny ass victim.

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#338
3 minutes ago, Derka said:

chin beard, backwards cap, $200 oakleys, chewing tobacco, morgan wallen blasting from the speakers of their lifted pickup truck that they only use to commute with; the starter kit for trump fanboys and american baseball players is the exact same list. if this fact makes you want to lash out and cry about it then maybe grow some thicker skin and quit being such a whiny ass victim.

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#339
On 8/22/2024 at 6:44 PM, Homesickhorn said:


What really sucked, was that some of us, who weren’t assholes like the ones who picked you last, got laid…a lot.

the way you post, with random commas, throughout your sentences, makes you sound, like stevie kenarban.

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don’t forget your inhaler the next time you’re bragging on the internet about cool you were in high school. 

#340
On 8/22/2024 at 4:47 PM, mr.goodkat said:

fify . i dispatched for a plumbing company . all plumbers suck . 

 

I have a friend from my childhood that has his own plumbing business. I got to watch him when he was first starting out. I find him to be trustworthy, but he’s in our small hometown and employs 11 other people. If he screws people over he’ll be out of business ASAP.

#341
6 hours ago, Brian Fantana said:

Band chicks are slutty as hell dude it was great

That's why I played football and was in the band. Broadest pool possible

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#343
8 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Yep, whole lot easier to get laid if you were also in band

fifm 

#344
6 hours ago, Derka said:

chin beard, backwards cap, $200 oakleys, chewing tobacco, morgan wallen blasting from the speakers of their lifted pickup truck that they only use to commute with; the starter kit for trump fanboys and american baseball players is the exact same list. if this fact makes you want to lash out and cry about it then maybe grow some thicker skin and quit being such a whiny ass victim.

Maybe, just maybe, he’s irritated because he played high level baseball and he’s a liberal democrat who posts in the cloak room, none of which screams “victim.”

 

Statistically, you may be right, but let me go ahead and start painting mental illness with a real broad brush and see how you feel, derka. 

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#345
11 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Maybe, just maybe, he’s irritated because he played high level baseball and he’s a liberal democrat who posts in the cloak room, none of which screams “victim.”

 

Statistically, you may be right, but let me go ahead and start painting mental illness with a real broad brush and see how you feel, derka. 

coming in hot, insulting me, and losing his shit because i said that white american baseball players are the poster children for trump fan boys, which they are, actually does scream victim. if what i said doesn’t apply to him then why is he all in his feelings over it?

we all know that im fat and mentally ill. people around here talk shit about fat and/or mentally ill people all of the time. do you see me throwing a fit whenever that happens? no? then go ahead sydney, paint away. won’t hurt my feelings.  because my fat, uneducated, mentally ill ass is clearly more mature and secure than whoever the fuck this homesick horn pussy is, so maybe he should worry about that before worrying about whatever my fat ass is saying. sorry if i hurt your friend’s feelings with my factual statement, he still ran in here reacted like a little bitch.

 

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#346

I will say Derka absolutely nailed the aesthetic on that one.

#347
12 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Maybe, just maybe, he’s irritated because he played high level baseball and he’s a liberal democrat who posts in the cloak room, none of which screams “victim.”

 

Statistically, you may be right, but let me go ahead and start painting mental illness with a real broad brush and see how you feel, derka. 

Well he did have sex when he was in high school. He's obviously a total badass.

#348

also it’s pretty tone deaf and ironic that mr superstar former baseball player is in here tooting his own horn about how he’s not an asshole, all while talking unprovoked shit to me about my weight and telling me that i was a loser in high school. yeah champ, you’re totally one of the good ones. 👌🏻 insecure loser.

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#349
2 hours ago, G650 said:

That's why I played football and was in the band. Broadest pool possible

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