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  • The great irony of this thread is that Smith turned a position at Texas down when offered to him by Herman who was well aware of his relationship issues. The same Herman who hired Casey Horny.

  • There is no way any of this will affect Tom Herman. However, he will still be fired this year for a losing record.

  • Parliament
    Parliament

    If he's they guy who's been droppin' dimes to McMurphy, it's a scumbag move, not befitting the HC of an elite university like Texas.  But hardly illegal, or anything like that.  Not sure why you guys

32 minutes ago, texasstrong12 said:

It's weird but I think it's relevant. Sex toys sent to your place of employment is odd and certainly signals that Urban had little control/oversight of the program. 

 

I think you can't really draw that conclusion based on this evidence. For all we know, Urby made him order those toys.

Lol. I'm officially completely perplexed by this whole situation. 

50 minutes ago, tejas60 said:

this McMurphy dude fucks:

 

Koffel: Sounds like extortion. Thanks for the texts Brett. I’d get a lawyer if I were you.
McMurphy: Not extortion. I’m not asking for money nor have I received any money. I’m asking for your comment to my original question: what was the purpose of taking these photos and why were the items delivered to the Woody Hayes Center? And did Urban Meyer have knowledge of any of this?
McMurphy: As a courtesy, as you said you would extend, here are my questions: what was the purpose of taking these photos and why were the items delivered to the Woody Hayes Center? And did Urban Meyer have knowledge of any of this? Thx u
Koffel: You know these were accessed illegally. Another felony
McMurphy: I don’t know how they were accessed. Can you answer my questions please
Koffel: You absolutely know or should know these were obtained without my client’s consent. If not, you do know.
Koffel: *now
McMurphy: What are the answers to my questions?
Koffel: You have my answers & my advice. Tread very lightly.
McMurphy: You didn’t answer my questions? So you have nothing further?
Koffel: Not him except with his face. Gag gifts. The oral sex is not him.
McMurphy: Want to double check: White House picture with his tie and wedding ring that are visible from media photos of the event is not him?
Koffel: Nope
McMurphy: Thx u
Koffel: This is receiving stolen property.
Koffel: If any one of this is published or referenced we will refer to the county prosecutor. This is a felony ORC 2913.04
Koffel: Also you are under RC 2913.05

Brad... Brad... Brad

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Can you expense this???

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The items delivered to Smith between February and May 2015 at the Woody Hayes Athletic Center include a men’s spider enhancer thong triple c— ring, body wear CS2 metallic erotic c— strap gold and snake skin, WildmanT ball lifter red, candyman men’s jock suspenders, PetitQ open slit bikini brief and studio pro product table top photography lighting kit.

The items were ordered and delivered mostly through Amazon from various companies/individuals including Captain Camo, StevenEven, Erogenos, Gypsy B and Devil’s Wink.

 

28 minutes ago, Treefidy said:

Meyer/Smith/snoopy camp is trying to twist the narrative that Smith never did anything wrong, the only abuse was her abusing him and being crazy, victim shaming.   Urban didn't do anything wrong because smith never did anything wrong.   He only laid hands on her as defensive moves to get away from her abuse.   And it's an orchestrated takedown of a couple good men.  

This further discredits the "Smith is the victim because really he's not really a bad guy narrative.  The more instances where smiths credibility comes into question, the less his story holds up.   Building character questions about why UM kept such a shitbag on staff for so long which is the basis for why he should be fired. 

Not to mention Smith is apparently trying to get his job back at Ohio State. All this Smith information is relevant when this idiot is still trying to get his job back. 

 

Edited by texasstrong12

Hey Koffel, I don't think you want to take this to court, but hey, I'm no super badass lawyer like you.

20 minutes ago, randygilman said:

Urban stumped for captain dildo for more than a decade 

That belongs on a t-shirt. Or at least on a Gameday sign.

27 minutes ago, Patrick Bateman said:

Can you expense this???

 

Of course, they are for educational purposes.  

I wonder what Courtney’s mom’s opinion of Zach is now?

Who do you think the dick pics and sex toys were for?
29 minutes ago, Steel Shank said:

I have this one:

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How the hell do you wear that?

This shit is off the rails now. Holy shit. He’s going to post his private browsing history next week. 

51 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

Brad... Brad... Brad

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“Let me guess... You’re Brett?”

 

”Look at the big brain on Brad!”

Were the boxes marked "Swedish Penis Pump?" Or something more subdued? If nobody at the Woody knew what it was, and he didn't show it all off to his coworkers, why does it matter? (Asking for a friend.)

 

And why was Koffel texting with McMurphy at all? How does that benefit his client?

 

 

 

19 minutes ago, Parliament said:

Were the boxes marked "Swedish Penis Pump?" Or something more subdued? If nobody at the Woody knew what it was, and he didn't show it all off to his coworkers, why does it matter? (Asking for a friend.)
 

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careful parliament or we will dox your ass as if you were from michigan.

45 minutes ago, Zombie said:

How the hell do you wear that?

One strap around each hip and looped on your member, and one attached the same way acting as a thong would be my presumption. 

25 minutes ago, Bobby_Batronic said:

One strap around each hip and looped on your member, and one attached the same way acting as a thong would be my presumption. 

Common sense or personal experience? 

So, is he still going to ask for his job back

Why in the hell would you keep this freak on your staff? 

Edited by Newy25

There is zero doubt in my mind that Zack Smith is a huge coke head. 

21 minutes ago, Sejjr said:

There is zero doubt in my mind that Zack Smith is a huge coke head. 

I don't know if you're being sarcastic but I got this same vibe from watching a couple of his interviews. That dude is on something. 

21 minutes ago, Sejjr said:

There is zero doubt in my mind that Zack Smith is a huge coke head. 

I've been thinking coke & steroids for a while, though I have no experience with either.

The wife probably did/does coke as well, but didn't have the 'roid strength to protect herself.

Urban doesn't mind if those around him like to party violently... or at least his time at Florida & OSU seem to indicate that.

So, is he still going to ask for his job back
Why in the hell would you keep this freak on your staff? 
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So I never actually heard any real scoop.  Why DID we keep Freaknasty for so long? Did he know where some bodies were buried or something?

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they make a women's????

And Zach will be alone in his room all day, naked, wearing only a cock ring.

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22 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

So I never actually heard any real scoop.  Why DID we keep Freaknasty for so long? Did he know where some bodies were buried or something?

He knew where Mack kept the orange slices.

If I am Ohio St, I would strongly consider the real possibility that there is even more dirt out there and dragging this out and going to make this worse. 

If I am Ohio St, I would strongly consider the real possibility that there is even more dirt out there and dragging this out and going to make this worse. 
Offer him his FULL buyout if he comes clean on EVERYTHING, with one string attached:
If anything new comes out that he "forgot" to mention, he hasta give the money back.
22 minutes ago, Bobby_Batronic said:

Was it some place dirty?

Yep. In Bev Kearney. 

You can’t even order a 6 speed self lubricanting pussy with realistic sourround sound moans and additional washable collection tray without bitches finding out these days. 

And again, the clock is ticking on ESPN.com - and all the others besides SI.com who posted right away - two hours and counting with no mention of this bombshell reported by a lil' ole reporter with only 180,000 Twitter followers

36 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

If I am Ohio St, I would strongly consider the real possibility that there is even more dirt out there and dragging this out and going to make this worse. 

Yeah, McMurphy is going for the jugular now. He's just dragging Ohio State's football program through the shit right now, and the university by proxy. Urban can't claim ignorance of everything. This dude was around young men despite the obvious warning signs he has serious emotional and psychological issues.

Edited by HtownHorn

This Koffel guy seems like a pretty incredible lawyer. He HAD to know that those photos and receipts were out there (along with whatever else McMurphy is still sitting on) and  the best he could come up with was the same legal strategy employed by one Daniel Figurelli....

 

With Koffel's representation, I'm sure Smith is as good as re-hired by tOSU - probably with a nice bonus too.

20 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Yeah, McMurphy is going for the jugular now.

They don't give a fuck. They think they're invincible. Everybody else is in the wrong and just out to get them.

55 minutes ago, tjhooker said:

How does that work? 

Let's just say that all the ladies walking around my neighborhood have smiles on their faces. /Larry Williams "The Dickeman"

At what point do tOSU fans turn on Zach Smith for dragging them into this mess? They are pouring gasoline on the fire and the place is about to go up.

Worth noting that McMurphy has a full time job with WatchStadium now that his ESPN salary has run out. And Stadium is well funded, looking to make a splash in the world of college sports. This is like when Yahoo had a hold of the Miami scandal. They will play this hand for maximum payoff.

1 hour ago, Zombie said:

How the hell do you wear that?

With pride and enthusiasm.

1 hour ago, Bobby_Batronic said:

One strap around each hip and looped on your member, and one attached the same way acting as a thong would be my presumption. 

He knows that, old timer. He wants to know if you use pins or fasteners!

24 minutes ago, Bartles said:

Worth noting that McMurphy has a full time job with WatchStadium now that his ESPN salary has run out. And Stadium is well funded, looking to make a splash in the world of college sports. This is like when Yahoo had a hold of the Miami scandal. They will play this hand for maximum payoff.

Jesus fucking christ, with what he's released... what the hell is he holding back? Was Zach Smith on the grassy knoll? Did he eat the Limburgh baby? What? What?!?! What?!?!?!?!

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