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Poor Urban had no idea any of this stuff was going on.  Really.  That ringing sound in the background is Urban's cardiologist's phone.  He's needing to schedule an appointment asap. 

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  • The great irony of this thread is that Smith turned a position at Texas down when offered to him by Herman who was well aware of his relationship issues. The same Herman who hired Casey Horny.

  • There is no way any of this will affect Tom Herman. However, he will still be fired this year for a losing record.

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    If he's they guy who's been droppin' dimes to McMurphy, it's a scumbag move, not befitting the HC of an elite university like Texas.  But hardly illegal, or anything like that.  Not sure why you guys

1 hour ago, stork642 said:

The problem for tOSU is the high probability of something being out there that will be traced back to Urbs having knowledge of and they have no idea when or how bad that will be.  I think that unknown will force their hand to get rid of him.  

I wish you were right.  they’re keeping Urban unless he shows up in any of those dick pics. 

How many times did Smith play hide the salami with a hooker named Karma?

44 minutes ago, stork642 said:

Poor Urban had no idea any of this stuff was going on.  Really.  That ringing sound in the background is Urban's cardiologist's phone.  He's needing to schedule an appointment asap. 

 

29 minutes ago, SizzleChest said:

 

As much as I think cuppycup is a fucking choade, that's good work.

1 hour ago, mdmost said:

I wonder what Courtney Smith’s mother thinks about this latest revelation? 

she picked out the toys

5 hours ago, tejas60 said:

careful parliament or we will dox your ass as if you were from michigan.

i don't think parliament was around for preacher boy

This is some serious pressure on Smith. Losing your job is one thing. Being humiliated with all the sex toys, outfits, dick pics and gay sex becoming public... that's another thing entirely. 

I wonder at what point he decides to go scorched earth and not be the only person to lose everything.

Edited by RabidM

what’s come out about gay sex?  or are y’all just bullshitting. 

30 minutes ago, futureman said:

what’s come out about gay sex?  or are y’all just bullshitting. 

People seem to be speculating based on the list of sex toys. I think its likely coke-fueled sex with hookers and strippers, extasy and viagra type shit, but who the fuck knows in that part of the country?

4 hours ago, number6 said:

Boy Hard Knocks 2018 at the wrong  at the wrong camp.  

Boy, you can say you can say that again.

2 hours ago, utexas8 said:

 

 

 


Lol

 

 

Solid burn Brad!  He is looking to use this case as his ticket out of the 80s mini mall

39 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:
4 hours ago, number6 said:
Boy Hard Knocks 2018 at the wrong  at the wrong camp.  

Right state at least.

Your av is awesome.  

/NoHomo

https://www.elevenwarriors.com/skull-sessions/2018/08/95377/ohio-state-football-students-urban-meyer-situation-zach-smith-jump-shark-brett-mcmurphy-buckeyes-nfl-fight-songs

Theses screenshots may be out of order on Tapa. As titilating as the new revelations are, they won't affect Urby. And McMurphy had gotten away from good journalism. What started out as a good cause is now just hack journalism. If you have relevant facts, post them all now. Dripping them out so as to embarrass others and build your own brand is the wrong way to do it. Sorry that isn't a popular take for Shaggybevo.

All that said, we're gonna need the mother of all mea culpa's from Urby, Smith and Dyke. Pretty sure we won't get it.9b4492ee1edd0336dab80415c8e97c74.jpg904c12890d425c6b5c4b3846d114043d.jpg1c866826218576557e595647cc64a761.jpgb7a5108f553342bf4e57bc1a8661ce67.jpg062b3495a81cee9dde1a3d1388d957c0.jpg

The "brown paper/box wrapper" defense is a worthy challenge to the Chewbacca defense.  Not.

22 minutes ago, PittsburghTiger said:

I don’t get what he is trying to say there

did you click on the tweet and see the whole pic?

11 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

BTW, because none of our lawyers chimed in...

ORC 2913.04... whole bunch of stuff, but I'm guessing:

http://codes.ohio.gov/orc/2913.04

RC 2913.05

I'm sure McMurphy is terrified by Lionel Hutz claiming that he has devised a scheme to defraud Zach Smith.

Any lawyer ACTUALLY knows that threatening an adversary with criminal liability or criminal charges is a HUGE ethical no-no.

27 minutes ago, Katfid54 said:

Any lawyer ACTUALLY knows that threatening an adversary with criminal liability or criminal charges is a HUGE ethical no-no.

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10 hours ago, clapclapclap said:

Butthurt Herbie trying to maintain the failed smile all show will be entertaining.

Hardly ever watch, but I'll watch that.

 

ESPN:  ‘Ohio state assistant engaged in risky behavior’

Maybe but fairly certain they were going for risqué.  Lol.  Idiots.  

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Simply having an "active" sex life would be a private detail not worth reporting on. Doing it in the football offices (fireable), with a co-worker (fireable) and getting it on video (maybe illegal or at least reckless) makes it kinda relevant to the matter of whether Urban Meyer should have kept this nutcase on the staff. Which is what Brett McMurphy is reporting on.

So they burned the couches to cover up the cum stained evidence?

24 minutes ago, Bartles said:

Simply having an "active" sex life would be a private detail not worth reporting on. Doing it in the football offices (fireable), with a co-worker (fireable) and getting it on video (maybe illegal or at least reckless) makes it kinda relevant to the matter of whether Urban Meyer should have kept this nutcase on the staff. Which is what Brett McMurphy is reporting on.

What people do (sex) in the privacy of their home is their business but once you bring it to work...That's a whole different thing.  

21 minutes ago, stork642 said:

What people do (sex) in the privacy of their home is their business but once you bring it to work...That's a whole different thing.  

Yeah, ask The Major.

where's the article where they hold snookie to the SPJCE?

41 minutes ago, Leanderman said:

So they burned the couches to cover up the cum stained evidence?

Okie Scott Pruitt trying to buy them all. 

11 hours ago, utexas8 said:

 

 

 


Lol

 

 

I had to look this dude up because I had no idea.   So, this is what was published...from the lawyerin crowd, is this a thing?

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The following was the entire text exchange between Koffel and myself.

Koffel: Sounds like extortion. Thanks for the texts Brett. I’d get a lawyer if I were you.
McMurphy: Not extortion. I’m not asking for money nor have I received any money. I’m asking for your comment to my original question: what was the purpose of taking these photos and why were the items delivered to the Woody Hayes Center? And did Urban Meyer have knowledge of any of this?
McMurphy: As a courtesy, as you said you would extend, here are my questions: what was the purpose of taking these photos and why were the items delivered to the Woody Hayes Center? And did Urban Meyer have knowledge of any of this? Thx u
Koffel: You know these were accessed illegally. Another felony
McMurphy: I don’t know how they were accessed. Can you answer my questions please
Koffel: You absolutely know or should know these were obtained without my client’s consent. If not, you do know.
Koffel: *now
McMurphy: What are the answers to my questions?
Koffel: You have my answers & my advice. Tread very lightly.
McMurphy: You didn’t answer my questions? So you have nothing further?
Koffel: Not him except with his face. Gag gifts. The oral sex is not him.
McMurphy: Want to double check: White House picture with his tie and wedding ring that are visible from media photos of the event is not him?
Koffel: Nope
McMurphy: Thx u
Koffel: This is receiving stolen property.
Koffel: If any one of this is published or referenced we will refer to the county prosecutor. This is a felony ORC 2913.04
Koffel: Also you are under RC 2913.05

 

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plain texted that bitch all night!

1 hour ago, ChiTownDoc said:

ESPN:  ‘Ohio state assistant engaged in risky behavior’

Maybe but fairly certain they were going for risqué.  Lol.  Idiots.  

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Parliament ask yourself:  if you worked for a big corporation and were an office manager, and you found out one of your salesmen was fucking an admin in his office and taking pics of it, was having sex toys sent to the office, and took dick pics in the bathroom at work, would you feel no obligation to address that?  On its face the sex toys things appears irrelevant and the employee’s own business and no you should not be expected to know what’s in every piece of mail.  But taken all together it paints a picture of an employee who regarded the workplace as his own personal haven to facilitate activity which could be highly offense to others in the workplace if known about.  So the question is did Urban Meyer know any of this was going on?   I find it highly unlikely the pictures were hacked and much more likely they were shared by ZS with someone else on the staff.   That makes it plausible the head coach could have known too. 

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2 hours ago, Parliament said:

https://www.elevenwarriors.com/skull-sessions/2018/08/95377/ohio-state-football-students-urban-meyer-situation-zach-smith-jump-shark-brett-mcmurphy-buckeyes-nfl-fight-songs

Theses screenshots may be out of order on Tapa. As titilating as the new revelations are, they won't affect Urby. And McMurphy had gotten away from good journalism. What started out as a good cause is now just hack journalism. If you have relevant facts, post them all now. Dripping them out so as to embarrass others and build your own brand is the wrong way to do it. Sorry that isn't a popular take for Shaggybevo.

All that said, we're gonna need the mother of all mea culpa's from Urby, Smith and Dyke. Pretty sure we won't get it.

No, this is exactly how you do it. First, it has already been established that both Urban and Smith are liars. Smith publicly states he never did any violence to her. 30 minutes later, McMurphy releases text exchanges indicating Smith apologized for choking his ex-wife. Oops.

Urban lied at least 9 times to the media at the Big 10 Media day.

These facts are not in dispute.

Three days before Bucknuts is going to conclude its investigation, the information regarding the sex toys and public disclosure of his johnson are disclosed. The timing was perfect. During the investigation, Bucknuts undoubtedly asked Smith if there was any other incriminating or embarrassing incidents. Smith, being the liar he is, no doubt denied anything else. Right before the investigation is set to close, the new information is released. Not only is his credibility hit again with the general public, but this information release was targeted at the investigative committee.

Now, any logical person believes that McMurphy has more damning information. Why release it now?  Wait until Bucknuts suspends Urban for the first half of one game, then drop the bomb shell. That forces ohio state (the ou of the Big 10) to reevaluate and potentially gets outside pressure ramped out.

McMurphy is playing the long game. Bucknuts is not.

Sounds like Zach Smith was slinging some D in his office.  One has to wonder, based on his shopping list, if he was about to shoot some type of porno in the athletic offices.  

All that gear and high grade photography lighting?  I really hope McMurphy has the video.

10 hours ago, Dewey said:

How many times did Smith play hide the salami with a hooker named Karma?

Not too many times after he knocked her up.

34 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

Parliament ask yourself:  if you worked for a big corporation and were an office manager, and you found out one of your salesmen was fucking an admin in his office and taking pics of it, was having sex toys sent to the office, and took dick pics in the bathroom at work, would you feel no obligation to address that?  On its face the sex toys things appears irrelevant and the employee’s own business and no you should not be expected to know what’s in every piece of mail.  But taken all together it paints a picture of an employee who regarded the workplace as his own personal haven to facilitate activity which could be highly offense to others in the workplace if known about.  So the question is did Urban Meyer know any of this was going on?   I find it highly unlikely the pictures were hacked and much more likely they were shared by ZS with someone else on the staff.   That makes it plausible the head coach could have known too. 

Man, that’s a tough situational ethics problem. How good a salesman is he? Does he know shit about me and others too? How good looking is the admin? Do I have a chance at her? Can I blackmail either one? Can I use them to get myself a promotion?

Now, if we are talking government agency, you deal with that crap right away.

47 minutes ago, Lidig8r said:

No, this is exactly how you do it. First, it has already been established that both Urban and Smith are liars. Smith publicly states he never did any violence to her. 30 minutes later, McMurphy releases text exchanges indicating Smith apologized for choking his ex-wife. Oops.

Urban lied at least 9 times to the media at the Big 10 Media day.

These facts are not in dispute.

Three days before Bucknuts is going to conclude its investigation, the information regarding the sex toys and public disclosure of his johnson are disclosed. The timing was perfect. During the investigation, Bucknuts undoubtedly asked Smith if there was any other incriminating or embarrassing incidents. Smith, being the liar he is, no doubt denied anything else. Right before the investigation is set to close, the new information is released. Not only is his credibility hit again with the general public, but this information release was targeted at the investigative committee.

Now, any logical person believes that McMurphy has more damning information. Why release it now?  Wait until Bucknuts suspends Urban for the first half of one game, then drop the bomb shell. That forces ohio state (the ou of the Big 10) to reevaluate and potentially gets outside pressure ramped out.

McMurphy is playing the long game. Bucknuts is not.

This is correct. 

Ohio State was floating the suspension rumors. They were thinking everyone seemed okay with it. McMurphy just put them on notice we still have a ways that go down the rabbit hole. He knows they aren’t actually investigating shit, and Urban/Smith are just lying and saying there is nothing else. So with this release, maybe they will rethink their suspension thinking. It wouldn’t look great if they concluded their “investigation” and only suspended Meyer, and then another bombshell dropped. That would make people not just question Urban, but they would start to question the University. Which would be bad. 

So what are the chances that Courtney has, and has shared with McMurphy, evidence of more serious shit, like ZS being a conduit to tOSU players/recruits for drugs, steroids, hookers, etc.  If ZS is the type of fool that feels compelled to photograph himself doing stupid/illegal shit, who knows what skeletons yet lie in his closet.

25 minutes ago, bernorange said:

So what are the chances that Courtney has, and has shared with McMurphy, evidence of more serious shit, like ZS being a conduit to tOSU players/recruits for drugs, steroids, hookers, etc.  If ZS is the type of fool that feels compelled to photograph himself doing stupid/illegal shit, who knows what skeletons yet lie in his closet.

So you’re saying the dildo of the month club at work might not have been dude’s only lapse in judgment?

 

I suspect you’re very correct.

20 minutes ago, slorch said:

So you’re saying the dildo of the month club at work might not have been dude’s only lapse in judgment?

 

I suspect you’re very correct.

You’re right. Once they get you signed up into one of those clubs it’s murder getting your subscription cancelled. 

Another thing I am seeing is that this last batch of evidence appears to have come from somewhere else especially the dick pics. Which mean other people are coming forward with information on the OSU program which mean OSU now has to worry about everything, they only had to focus on the info that McMurphy could get from courtney smith now they have to question anyone who had dirt on the program.

17 hours ago, texasstrong12 said:

It's weird but I think it's relevant. Sex toys sent to your place of employment is odd and certainly signals that Urban had little control/oversight of the program. 

 

It's relevant when you consider that there are threads on the Ohio State board (post mom-interview) asking if Zach Smith would be reinstated.  

 

3 hours ago, futureman said:

did you click on the tweet and see the whole pic?

Ah, now I did. What a shit show of dumbassery

13 hours ago, Wiler77 said:

1. I love McMurphy.  I mean LOVE the guy.  He's playing this to perfection.

2. I love the flat out lies by Lionel Hutz, and the circular logic.  "You obtained those pictures illegally.  Those aren't of my client, but you obtained them illegally".  Uh, if they aren't your client, how the fuck do you know how I obtained them?

+1.  I also love that the lawyer probably opened the article thinking he'd see the "when asked for comment, Smith's lawyer denied the pictures were of his client" quote.  Instead, he posted the whole damn text thread that makes him look like a weasely dumbass.  #teamMcMurphy

3 hours ago, Katfid54 said:

Any lawyer ACTUALLY knows that threatening an adversary with criminal liability or criminal charges is a HUGE ethical no-no.

+rep for using "lawyer" and "ethical" in the same sentence. balls, fatkid, balls.

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