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18 hours ago, kopp0e said:

 

Reciprocate? Ohio State should have given her pictures and Amazon orders in return? Title IX is more complicated than I thought.

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  • The great irony of this thread is that Smith turned a position at Texas down when offered to him by Herman who was well aware of his relationship issues. The same Herman who hired Casey Horny.

  • There is no way any of this will affect Tom Herman. However, he will still be fired this year for a losing record.

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    If he's they guy who's been droppin' dimes to McMurphy, it's a scumbag move, not befitting the HC of an elite university like Texas.  But hardly illegal, or anything like that.  Not sure why you guys

24 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

Reciprocate? Ohio State should have given her pictures and Amazon orders in return? Title IX is more complicated than I thought.

Do we really want to see dick pics of Bucknut? I'm thinking no, but if that's not the consensus view...

21 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Do we really want to see dick pics of Bucknut? I'm thinking no, but if that's not the consensus view...

 

bob stoops is asking for them as a condition of considering the osu coaching job

33 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Do we really want to see dick pics of Bucknut? I'm thinking no, but if that's not the consensus view...

It's evidently in the law, man. The Title IX. It's out of our hands. Seeing the pix is compulsory.

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Viddy well, little brother. Viddy well.

He was also drinking on the job?

1 hour ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Do we really want to see dick pics of Bucknut? I'm thinking no, but if that's not the consensus view...

I love the thought of the committee sitting around in a conference room for hours on end, looking through Zach Smith's dick pics and sex toy war chest order history, and figuring out how to make sense of all of it. Then someone gets a Twitter update that Smith's attorney and Brett McMurphy are debating the legitimacy of said dick pics, so they have to spend extra time analyzing his tie, wedding band, and dick to make a judgement on it. And everyone is dreading the next Twitter update because the hole keeps getting deeper.

I don’t know what I’ve missed, but the title change tells me I’ve missed something. 

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Some pretty funny Ohio delusion i read

Today is the day, you fucking pieces of shit. Today is the day Urban Meyer (praise be unto him) is found NOT GUILTY of these fictitious and tasteless accusations. Today is the
day he walks home a free man, ready to lead his fine young men to another national championship. Today is the day thots across the world are smited for their whoredom, and metaphorically bitch slapped for every countless lie and fabrication they've made.

Today is the day you, yes you, are forever put in your place. From this day forth, you will not dare speak of THE Ohio State in a disrespectful manner. Because the next time you try to make fun of the Buckeyes, remember this very day - the day YOU were proved WRONG.

You thought that Urban was liar. A coward. A goon. But you could not be any farther from the truth. Because today is the day that Urban is proved to be a great man.

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1 hour ago, UcancallmeSurly said:

Didn’t see this posted, here’s Zach Smith’s office bj buddy.   I didn’t check the sex toy inventory, but let’s hope gimp mask made the cart.

http://ohiostatebuckeyes.com/staff/shannon-smith/

No need to drag me into this.

6 hours ago, El Squared said:

Vitale is a Tier 1 Douche with likely dementia.

Soiling himself publicly with both ends of his gastrointestinal tract (and simultaneously) is what he does well.

I'm sure he has some hot takes on North Korea and Iran too.

At this point, he's almost the equivalent of college basketball's Lee Corso...

ESPN should let him walk around with a mascot head on to make him keep his mouth shut in this...

1 hour ago, Zavala said:

Some pretty funny Ohio delusion i read

 

 

What's a "thots"?

2 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

Reciprocate? Ohio State should have given her pictures and Amazon orders in return? Title IX is more complicated than I thought.

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26 minutes ago, EastTexan said:

What's a "thots"?

That ho over there.

46 minutes ago, ButtFumble said:

boy he really took a step down with her and she is married

I bet her husband is no longer a friend of the program.   He likely finds out in the press that his wife sucked Zach Smith's dick at work.  Urban has some grand institutional control.  Time for a nitro pill.  

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1 hour ago, Neonmoon said:

That’s a Columbus 8

Lulz, he even had a Party Pudgy to play the role of Monica Lewinsky.

is there somewhere that verifies that's her? 
 
Hell, his attorney says it's not even HIM.
22 minutes ago, woohorn said:
1 hour ago, tejas60 said:
is there somewhere that verifies that's her? 
 

Hell, his attorney says it's not even HIM.

Well, yes, but to be fair, I haven't actually seen any confirmation that that's really his attorney.

The only recent good news for the Buckeyes is:

 

She is just visiting. The chick in the pool lower left is more of what I expect the talent in OSU looks like. 

1 hour ago, HtownHorn said:

Nice of Smith to keep it in the family.

Like we didn’t know Ohioans are sister fuckers  

 

26 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

She is just visiting. The chick in the pool lower left is more of what I expect the talent in OSU looks like. 

She's covering her face with giant sunglasses and still won't look at the camera, and she's the "hot" one.

1 hour ago, lemonandaturd said:

I bet her husband is no longer a friend of the program.   He likely finds out in the press that his wife sucked Zach Smith's dick at work.  Urban has some grand institutional control.  Time for a nitro pill.  

Ex hubby now.. he’s communicating with McMurphy.  

I’ll be headed to Cbus for the Nebraska game.. will report back on which strip club ol’ Zach is bouncing at.

21 hours ago, kopp0e said:

I think the best thing for the Buckeyes right now is to cut all ties with Smith, and anyone the school thinks he may have been screwing on the clock...

They better pay the fuck out anyone they “cut ties” with or they’ll start singing like canaries.

If that football program administrative assistant got reassigned, then Urbs or somebody in charge had to know about the office blowjob hijinks?  What am I missing?   

45 minutes ago, UcancallmeSurly said:

I’ll be headed to Cbus for the Nebraska game.. will report back on which strip club ol’ Zach is bouncing at.

Ol' boy has Asst. HC @ Louisville written all over him. 

25 minutes ago, lemonandaturd said:

If that football program administrative assistant got reassigned, then Urbs or somebody in charge had to know about the office blowjob hijinks?  What am I missing?   

That this took place in Ohio where they are as committed to the program as ou. They will go harakiri before they are disowned by friends/family/neighbors/colleagues.

Y'all do not know the levels of crazy this state is, although they are trying to show the nation.

so when are they announcing his first half suspension for week 1?

Past 5 pm in Ohio. Maybe the latest McBomb the other night has thrown their timeline off

According to mcmurphy today is just a release of the report.    Not the decision from the president on what he’ll do with it.    

 

 

22 minutes ago, Goodman said:

That this took place in Ohio where they are as committed to the program as ou. They will go harakiri before they are disowned by friends/family/neighbors/colleagues.

Y'all do not know the levels of crazy this state is, although they are trying to show the nation.

Very true.  The alleged Smith cocksucker was an Ohio State grad with a child named Scarlett.  She ain't flipping, but maybe her husband does.  If I was her husband, I would go scorched earth.  

20 minutes ago, Orangechipper said:

According to mcmurphy today is just a release of the report.    Not the decision from the president on what he’ll do with it.    

Pres accidentally used the chinese finger handcuffs instead of the cock ring, so it may take him a while to release his findings.

Can Treaty Oak or Ramjet shop some of those ball sack suspenders on an Ohio State uniform?   Maybe a Herbie action shot from back in the day?  Cesspool and such.  

4 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I don’t know what I’ve missed, but the title change tells me I’ve missed something. 

I’m in your boat. Trying to get caught up but it seems Zach liked to take pictures of his dick on his work phone while at the White House while also banging everything willing with a pulse. 

He also seems to have quite the collection of cock rings and other phallus worship shit that may or may not have been paid for with tOSU $$, I’m still reading 

1 hour ago, Orange&White said:

They better pay the fuck out anyone they “cut ties” with or they’ll start singing like canaries.

Is there enough revenues in the "slush funds" account to cover all the loose lips would be my question...

So... tOSU basically arguing that:

a. Bullshit. Didn’t happen.

b. What the big deal? Most young male coaches are horney pieces of shit

c. Urban is a Saint, there no way he could have known and everyone is lying including Urban when he admitted he lied.

So Snook (who claims to be a journalist) is basically trying to attack the credibility of everyone involved who isn't in the corner of OSU, while also releasing the name of a false anonymous source. Seems like a professional. 

4 hours ago, woohorn said:
5 hours ago, tejas60 said:
is there somewhere that verifies that's her? 
 

Hell, his attorney says it's not even HIM.

Of course it’s not him.

It’s a clever stunt dick double, probably substituted by the Russians.

The FBI dickprints will clear the whole thing up.

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