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26 minutes ago, El Squared said:

Of course it’s not him.

It’s a clever stunt dick double, probably substituted by the Russians.

The FBI dickprints will clear the whole thing up.

There is a way to clear this up:

 

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  • The great irony of this thread is that Smith turned a position at Texas down when offered to him by Herman who was well aware of his relationship issues. The same Herman who hired Casey Horny.

  • There is no way any of this will affect Tom Herman. However, he will still be fired this year for a losing record.

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    If he's they guy who's been droppin' dimes to McMurphy, it's a scumbag move, not befitting the HC of an elite university like Texas.  But hardly illegal, or anything like that.  Not sure why you guys

4 hours ago, Brothahorn said:
8 hours ago, UcancallmeSurly said:
Didn’t see this posted, here’s Zach Smith’s office bj buddy.   I didn’t check the sex toy inventory, but let’s hope gimp mask made the cart.
http://ohiostatebuckeyes.com/staff/shannon-smith/

Ok. That's creepy. I wouldn't want to take the chance on us being related. Columbus ain't that big.

Columbus proper is just shy of a million. The metro area is over 2 million. 

And yes that is a Columbus 8. 

4 hours ago, Brothahorn said:
8 hours ago, UcancallmeSurly said:
Didn’t see this posted, here’s Zach Smith’s office bj buddy.   I didn’t check the sex toy inventory, but let’s hope gimp mask made the cart.
http://ohiostatebuckeyes.com/staff/shannon-smith/

Ok. That's creepy. I wouldn't want to take the chance on us being related. Columbus ain't that big.

Columbus proper is within 25K of Austin. The metro area is over 2 million. 

And yes that is a Columbus 8. 

22 minutes ago, ShaggyBevo RIP said:

Columbus proper is just shy of a million. The metro area is over 2 million. 

And yes that is a Columbus 8. 

What are the odds he has/was banging recruits/player moms?

 

20 minutes ago, Goodman said:

What are the odds he has/was banging recruits/player moms?

 

Banging recruits and the moms of players?  Spicy!!

4 hours ago, Brothahorn said:
8 hours ago, UcancallmeSurly said:
 

Ok. That's creepy. I wouldn't want to take the chance on us being related. Columbus ain't that big.

Columbus proper is within 25K of Austin. The metro area is over 2 million. 

And yes that is a Columbus 8. 

19 minutes ago, ShaggyBevo RIP said:

Columbus proper is within 25K of Austin. The metro area is over 2 million. 

And yes that is a Columbus 8. 

What’s that, you say?

Just waiting for lil' Candi Fisher's name to crop up in this bitch, e.g.  a Michigan night train, sex parties, fucking a goal post, etc., etc., etc.

I guess find out soon. Guys got nearly 20k posts not that it means anything. 

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I’m just here to find out how close Columbus proper is to Austin in population? Hopefully that’ll be answered soon.

Trolls do not generally have 20k posts unless it is a major, deep cover Michigan troll job. If that is the case, I say bravo. 

But probably he is a very involved and active Buckeye fan. 

40 minutes ago, SizzleChest said:

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I honestly don't know if I want him kept or not.  But I KNOW I'll be mad regardless.

If he IS fired, will Ohio State be off of y'uns' shit list again?  Please?

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If you went to the 2005 game, they will always be on your shit list.

24 minutes ago, Goodman said:

If you went to the 2005 game, they will always be on your shit list.

I thought we all agreed that we would not bring this game up again....

1 hour ago, ShaggyBevo RIP said:

Columbus proper is just shy of a million. The metro area is over 2 million. 

And yes that is a Columbus 8. 

so Columbus is close to the size of Las Vegas?

19 minutes ago, freyguy said:

I thought we all agreed that we would not bring this game up again....

Why not?  How could one forget?

34 minutes ago, Parliament said:

If he IS fired, will Ohio State be off of y'uns' shit list again?  Please?

If he is fired, will Texas be a villain in their eyes the way Baylor fans blame Texas for the firing of Art Briles?

20 minutes ago, Lhorn said:

If he is fired, will Texas be a villain in their eyes the way Baylor fans blame Texas for the firing of Art Briles?

I hope so.  Most Baylor fans actually believe it.

22 minutes ago, smwhorn said:

I hope so.  Most Baylor fans actually believe it.

We’re already considered part of the evil axis of CFB power, so I’ll take all the hate anyone can muster. It makes winning all the much more fun. Winning is of its finest vintage when the whining is coming from a true villain like OSU, Baylor, Meyer, Briles, ATM, etc. Fuck’em if they can’t take a joke. 

20 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

We’re already considered part of the evil axis of CFB power, so I’ll take all the hate anyone can muster. It makes winning all the much more fun. Winning is of its finest vintage when the whining is coming from a true villain like OSU, Baylor, Meyer, Briles, ATM, etc. Fuck’em if they can’t take a joke. 

Is OUsux not a villain then?  They should be at the head of that list.  

19 minutes ago, Shmitty said:

Is OUsux not a villain then?  They should be at the head of that list.  

Yeah, but they’re an actual worthy and legitimate rival. And frankly, it’s been a good long while since we’ve made them whine, so I left them out of it. The others I mentioned have been bitches about Texas either lately or for time immemorial.

I got a theory brewing here. If Urban Meyer really is fired then I think that he was the one who had snook write the hit piece on Herman. We all know that Meyer personally hates Herman but the OSU fan base loved him, so Urban wanted to make sure that OSU couldn't bring Herman in as a replacement he created the rumor that Herman started all this.

2 hours ago, lemonandaturd said:

Urban has a stunt cock on the payroll??: 

Now we know the reason if the team has stunted growth this season...

20 minutes ago, Not a Sock said:

I got a theory brewing here. If Urban Meyer really is fired then I think that he was the one who had snook write the hit piece on Herman. We all know that Meyer personally hates Herman but the OSU fan base loved him, so Urban wanted to make sure that OSU couldn't bring Herman in as a replacement he created the rumor that Herman started all this.

Why would he leave Texas for tOSU?  That's a lateral move at best. 

24 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Yeah, but they’re an actual worthy and legitimate rival. And frankly, it’s been a good long while since we’ve made them whine, so I left them out of it. The others I mentioned have been bitches about Texas either lately or for time immemorial.

So the Mixon scandal didn't make them any less worthy and legitimate?  I beg to differ.  

24 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Yeah, but they’re an actual worthy and legitimate rival. And frankly, it’s been a good long while since we’ve made them whine, so I left them out of it. The others I mentioned have been bitches about Texas either lately or for time immemorial.

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20 minutes ago, Shmitty said:

Why would he leave Texas for tOSU?  That's a lateral move at best. 

Yeah, no shit, Herman was never leaving Texas for Ohio State. This is the same fan base that think Courtney Smith was the real perpetrator.

23 minutes ago, Shmitty said:

Why would he leave Texas for tOSU?  That's a lateral move at best. 

Lets not kid ourselves OSU is a playoff team right now, we are still several years away from that.

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28 minutes ago, Not a Sock said:

Lets not kid ourselves OSU is a playoff team right now, we are still several years away from that.

Ohio State is not a better job than Texas.

As long as Herman believes he has this program on the right trajectory (and the dude has never seemed to lack for confidence), he ain't going anywhere else in the CFB world, save for some sort of scandal or if he is fired for performance reasons.

I don’t believe Snook needed anyone to prompt him to use Herman as a scapegoat. They wanted anyone not currently in the program who plausibly could be a part of their disaster.  

33 minutes ago, Not a Sock said:

Lets not kid ourselves OSU is a playoff team right now, we are still several years away from that.

You have been huffing paint, dude. Fuck. That’s just a terrible take. 

53 minutes ago, Lhorn said:

If he is fired, will Texas be a villain in their eyes the way Baylor fans blame Texas for the firing of Art Briles?

...and the destruction of the B12......Texas sure gets a lot of undeserved credit for a lot of this crap.

36 minutes ago, Shmitty said:

So the Mixon scandal didn't make them any less worthy and legitimate?  I beg to differ.  

This wasn’t about OU and I clearly stated why I didn’t include them. Are they bad guys doing bad things? Yeah, but that wasn’t the point. If you’ve got to grind on ou, have a ball but this is about whiny bitch programs currently or always blaming mean old Texas for their ills, which OU is not doing. 

23 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

This wasn’t about OU and I clearly stated why I didn’t include them. Are they bad guys doing bad things? Yeah, but that wasn’t the point. If you’ve got to grind on ou, have a ball but this is about whiny bitch programs currently or always blaming mean old Texas for their ills, which OU is not doing. 

So very true.  I sure don't like OU, but there fan base sure ain't blaming Texas for all their whoas, and bitching like aggy for everything wrong with their lives.

39 minutes ago, Machinator said:

Ohio State is not a better job than Texas.

As long as Herman believes he has this program on the right trajectory (and the dude has never seemed to lack for confidence), he ain't going anywhere else in the CFB world, save for some sort of scandal or if he is fired for performance reasons.

Conceivably he could/should be fired after next year if we haven't shown improvement.  At tOSU he'd get a mulligan for this year and then probably get 3 or 4 more before they'd let him go.  Like you said, if he thinks he has things moving in the right direction, maybe this doesn't enter his mind.  

So 24hrs from now, they should be announcing Urban’s raise-right?   I’m sure a mandatory donation of 10% of his salary will be steered towards the Ohio state school of social work for research on ending domestic violence.  

1 hour ago, Not a Sock said:

I got a theory brewing here. If Urban Meyer really is fired then I think that he was the one who had snook write the hit piece on Herman. We all know that Meyer personally hates Herman but the OSU fan base loved him, so Urban wanted to make sure that OSU couldn't bring Herman in as a replacement he created the rumor that Herman started all this.

Of course it was Meyer.  His motives?  Who gives a shit.

1 hour ago, WBT said:

Conceivably he could/should be fired after next year if we haven't shown improvement.  At tOSU he'd get a mulligan for this year and then probably get 3 or 4 more before they'd let him go.  Like you said, if he thinks he has things moving in the right direction, maybe this doesn't enter his mind.  

you really think he gets fired after 2 when charlie got 3?

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25 minutes ago, thepop said:

you really think he gets fired after 2 when charlie got 3?

Next year = 2019

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