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1 hour ago, Stella Link said:

As many have said here, this could be a Title IX violation, even thought it didn't directly involve any students, per se.  We'll find out later today "if" or how this was reported to department heads and administrators.  If nothing is said about how this was reported, tOSU administrators will have a lot of 'splainin' to do. 

Yeah but Title IX is not under the umbrella of the NCAA, or is it?.  That's the federal governments jurisdiction.

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  • There is no way any of this will affect Tom Herman. However, he will still be fired this year for a losing record.

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    If he's they guy who's been droppin' dimes to McMurphy, it's a scumbag move, not befitting the HC of an elite university like Texas.  But hardly illegal, or anything like that.  Not sure why you guys

Probably an intense game of Uno

2 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

The Trustees are going to have a surprise party for Urban!  How nice!

or beat the crap out of her...  because, you know, they are OK with that sort of thing.

2 minutes ago, Loco said:

or beat the crap out of her...  because, you know, they are OK with that sort of thing.

As long as it's reported through the proper channels. 

2 hours ago, BERT said:

Randolph Scott??

Scott's toilet paper.

3 minutes ago, South Austin said:

As long as it's reported through the proper channels. 

it's okay if charges were never filed iirc

9 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

That's where the trash goes out

Or, some places, is delivered.

Has Urban's contract extension been announced yet?

5 minutes ago, HeyMcFly said:

it's okay if charges were never filed iirc

Just don't lie about it

Just now, Loco said:

Just don't lie about it

You misspelled misremember 

7 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Has Urban's contract extension been announced yet?

I think they will wait until after he and Shelley make it clear later today that that they care about women is their first priority and that Urban really really really is against domestic violence 

Edited by BurntOrangeCrush

Are they somehow going to explain how Zack Smith wasn’t fired after 2015?  

"Bob Evans Breakfast Buffet for Life" as long as ole Urb wears his "Bob Evans Suspension Suspenders"

🤣🤣🤣

Now God dammit come on. Bob Evan's has kickass pancakes, but they do NOT have a buffet. Don't be an ass.

 

Probably everybody just sitting around the table taking turns with their personal story of the time they had to slap a bitch.

5 minutes ago, The Gimp said:

Probably everybody just sitting around the table taking turns with their personal story of the time they had to slap a bitch.

 

5 minutes ago, The Gimp said:

Probably everybody just sitting around the table taking turns with their personal story of the time they had to slap a bitch.

You can say that again 

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Lulz, I'm actually picturing you at that discussion table.

Edited by clapclapclap

6 minutes ago, The Gimp said:

Probably everybody just sitting around the table taking turns with their personal story of the time they had to slap a bitch.

 

6 minutes ago, The Gimp said:

Probably everybody just sitting around the table taking turns with their personal story of the time they had to slap a bitch.

so nice say it twice.

6 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

Ernie is gay and self centered, Urban is an asshole, Cookie needs a clinic, Bird hallucinates, that douche bag Count won't stop with his numbers bullshit and Oscar is a dick. Is it any wonder that I'm often frustrated?

Oh yeah, we all knew Urban was skating on this shit.

God Damnit, I told you that was a secret!! 

2 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

That was the Domino Pizza delivery guy.....gzzzzzzzz.

i saw a picture of the pizza, it looks like they go to costco, buy red baron in bulk and resell it.

Edited by HeyMcFly

12 minutes ago, The Gimp said:

Probably everybody just sitting around the table taking turns with their personal story of the time they had to slap a bitch.

Bingo!

3 minutes ago, HeyMcFly said:

i saw a picture of the pizza, it looks like they go to costco, buy red baron in bulk and resell it.

Those people put chili on spaghetti, so what do you expect?

3 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Those people put chili on spaghetti, so what do you expect?

No, they put what they say is chili on spaghetti.  It's neither chili, nor meat sauce.  It's some fucked off mix of the two.  

1 minute ago, Trey3216 said:

No, they put what they say is chili on spaghetti.  It's neither chili, nor meat sauce.  It's some fucked off mix of the two.  

and they top it off with cheese, onions and crackers.  

1 hour ago, Dr Fear said:

I just can't get over this damn loading dock.  So Urban's wife walks up and the cop slowly lowers down the lift and brings her up?

 

 

I want Pete Thamel job. I wanna stand and take pics of 3 fat cops and a loading dock all day, tweet about nothing and get paid. Fucking Amazing.

Just now, Shmitty said:

and they top it off with cheese, onions and crackers.  

sounds like some shit a crackhead version of buddy the elf would come up with.

1 minute ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

I want Pete Thamel job. I wanna stand and take pics of 3 fat cops and a loading dock all day, tweet about nothing and get paid. Fucking Amazing.

More than Mack did his last couple years in Austin, so I guess there's that.  

1 minute ago, pops said:

More than Mack did his last couple years in Austin, so I guess there's that.  

Damn sorry I offended you Pete. I didn't know you posted on Surly.

Has Urban's contract extension been announced yet?

5 years instead of 6, as a punishment
1 hour ago, Dr Fear said:

I just can't get over this damn loading dock.  So Urban's wife walks up and the cop slowly lowers down the lift and brings her up?

 

 

 There was another video on Twitter/ESPN.  She walked up a hidden staircase off to the right side.  What am I doing with my life.  

38 minutes ago, Shmitty said:

and they top it off with cheese, onions and crackers.  

and beans which make it 5-ways (spaghetti, chili, cheese, onion and beans).  It's not good.

56 minutes ago, Trey3216 said:

 

You can say that again 

So, Corch did pop-a-bitch?

12 minutes ago, APEX said:

and beans which make it 5-ways (spaghetti, chili, cheese, onion and beans).  It's not good.

And they put cinnamon in their 'chili'....

UM will be “cleared” of any official wrongdoing*.

Its  too hard to prove that ZS was involved with domestic violence- after all he could have beat her while they were out of the country .

Ordering pizza was for UM’s after party.

 

Edited by El Squared

Loading dock is 2018's Blue shed.

Edited by SizzleChest

2 minutes ago, Machinator said:

 

LMAO! Did nothing wrong ok. Keeping a women abuser on your staff knowingly... nothing wrong! Nothing to see here guys move on

Drake gonna find out who's more powerful at tOSU.  And it's not Drake.

1 minute ago, Beau Vine said:

Drake gonna find out who's more powerful at tOSU.  And it's not Drake.

That would have me so in my feelings if I were him.

8 minutes ago, Machinator said:

 

So this is what they are going to say for everyone to save face, brilliant. The BoT wont be touched by the media and if they are, no one will care.

Edited by Goodman

Will wait for the followup question  ..."So if he/tOSU did nothing wrong, why was Zach Smith fired a couple weeks ago?"

1 minute ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

Will wait for the followup question  ..."So if he/tOSU did nothing wrong, why was Zach Smith fired a couple weeks ago?"

"Because Zach Smith was found to have violated school policy.  It's his fault.  Not that of our god and savio...   erm... Coach Meyer."  

9 minutes ago, Bogeywon said:

LMAO! Did nothing wrong ok. Keeping a women abuser on your staff knowingly... nothing wrong! Nothing to see here guys move on

Yeah, nowadays there’s nothing wrong with lying. Even when you’re caught at it, apparently.

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