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Further drives home the point that cheating wins in CFB. That’s just reality. Nice guys finish last

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  • The great irony of this thread is that Smith turned a position at Texas down when offered to him by Herman who was well aware of his relationship issues. The same Herman who hired Casey Horny.

  • There is no way any of this will affect Tom Herman. However, he will still be fired this year for a losing record.

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    If he's they guy who's been droppin' dimes to McMurphy, it's a scumbag move, not befitting the HC of an elite university like Texas.  But hardly illegal, or anything like that.  Not sure why you guys

So I guess Urban is saying his wife is a massive piece of shit who could’ve done something about all this but chose to stay silent.

Just now, runthebone said:

Profiles in Courage:  The Sequel

Deep throat 2: Nut...sack

I hope TCU kicks their ass.

I can't wait for the Gameday signs.....

😎😎😎😎😎😎😎

1 minute ago, mdmost said:

So I guess Urban is saying his wife is a massive piece of shit who could’ve done something about all this but chose to stay silent.

he'll be posting in the "wives and the stupid shit they say and do" thread soon...

2 minutes ago, mdmost said:

So I guess Urban is saying his wife is a massive piece of shit who could’ve done something about all this but chose to stay silent.

So she will now likely lose her job since she is an employee at tOSU, right? Any consequences for her over not properly reporting this since her husband was apparently fucking clueless.

https://nursing.osu.edu/faculty-and-staff/faculty-directory/meyer-shelley.html

Edited by TexasFan21

Craig James may have killed 5 hookers, but he put their skeletons in the closet in urbans office.  Meanwhile, Urban is completely unaware they are there but we hope McMurphy can unearth them.  

Edited by Treefidy
5 not 3

4 minutes ago, mdmost said:

So I guess Urban is saying his wife is a massive piece of shit who could’ve done something about all this but chose to stay silent.

She must be a piece of shit, look whom she married. 

Craig James may have killed 5 hookers, but he put their skeletons in the closet in urbans office.  Meanwhile, Urban is completely unaware they are there but we hope McMurphy can unearth them.  

It was 5.

so he still gets to talk to the team while under suspension? 

2 minutes ago, clapclapclap said:

 

Jesus f'ing christ. He might as well say "my biggest regret is that I got caught"

This makes me wonder if Urby/Ohio St colluded to get Tressel fired in the first place. Keeping him on, with the public knowing what we know, is a joke.

Ohio State will establish a Central Rape Center and brush it off.

Yeah, I know that I wrote it exactly that way.  Yep, sure did.

No remorse towards Courtney Smith with his answer and lying again saying his wife didn't tell him about that text message. Riiiiiiight Urban. He may be a great football coach but he's a grade A piece of shit personally. 

1 minute ago, UTEX_ME said:

 

It's official. Zack smith (and his lawyer) can go die in a fire

6 minutes ago, clapclapclap said:

 

#EatTheCakeCourtney...

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That's like Ike apologizing to Tina after whoopin' that ass, by shoving a cake in her face...

 

This guy and his client should be beaten with a rubber hose.

I can't wait for the sex toy deliveries to the football offices that are addressed to Urban's wife and daughter. 

Cuz, you know, it's all good and stuff. 

14 minutes ago, clapclapclap said:

So the wife of the head coach gets texts and bloody pictures of an assistant coach's wife having been abused by that assistant coach, and never discussed it with her husband?

No one on earth would believe that.

Also seems odd that he's suspended for games on Sept 1, 8, and 15, but only suspended from the program through Sept 2.  Why the difference?

The press releases will gloss over that fact. He will be intimately involved in all aspects of game prep after 9/2 except for actually wearing a headset come Saturday.

21 minutes ago, maninblack said:

Please dear lord drop some more McMurphy

This is what I am hoping for.

 

That all of this bullshit was just Act I.

Who is the “USA diving” staffer that got fired that they were talking about? The woman blowing ZS in the pics?

9 minutes ago, UTEX_ME said:

 

Surprised he didn’t mention how dirty of a slut she was while he was at it.

tOSU football program brings in somewhere around 100 mil per year. Lulz at anyone that thought Meyer was getting fired. It was never going to happen.

5 minutes ago, Stella Link said:

Meyer is going to get booed off the field at every away game.  

I'm guessing college game day is going to stay the hell away from tOSU games this year. TV execs are probably triggered just thinking about the potential signs

so, the guy you said was hard core against domestic violence and would withhold his billions of dollars of donations to tosu, what's he got to say about this?
I don't recall saying that. Maybe I did though?

Regardless, it looks like he's cool with this I guess.
Who is the “USA diving” staffer that got fired that they were talking about? The woman blowing ZS in the pics?
An assistant coach who was fired in 2014. He somehow got on with USA Diving. All got blowed up when a victim filed lawsuit in July.
1 minute ago, OrangEngr said:

I'm guessing college game day is going to stay the hell away from tOSU games this year. TV execs are probably triggered just thinking about the potential signs

Unless its in Columbus 

They obviously didn’t do a background check on Urban 

Q:  What's the difference between Ohio State and a bucket of shit?
A:  The bucket.

10 minutes ago, OrangEngr said:

It's official. Zack smith (and his lawyer) can go die in a fire

I heard he expensed those sex toys, used them to fuck a colleague and whatnot.   The only punishment worse than to DIAF would be an audit by the IRS

1 minute ago, UTEX_ME said:

Unless its in Columbus 

If they do that, does Wazzou flag take the high road and purposely break the streak?

Just now, Nicole44 said:

“I followed my heart, not my head,” Meyer said at the news conference. “I gave Zach Smith the benefit of the doubt. " Always follow your head man. Nuts. 

So his heart told him to keep employing a wife beater?  I'm pretty sure we have hard evidence that heart's not reliable

11 minutes ago, Stella Link said:

Just. Wow.  

“I followed my heart, not my head,” Meyer said at the news conference. “I gave Zach Smith the benefit of the doubt. " Always follow your head man. Nuts. 

1 minute ago, phdhorn said:

Q:  What's the difference between Ohio State and a bucket of shit?
A:  The bucket.

When the bucket measures 6' x 8'  most people call them dumpsters.   In which case there really is no difference at all. 

I don't feel dirty at all that I'll be rooting for the Cockroaches on September 15th. Better to be a cockroach than a lying enabler of a wife beater.

2 minutes ago, OrangEngr said:

So his heart told him to keep employing a wife beater?  I'm pretty sure we have hard evidence that heart's not reliable

Wonder if Urban will be checking into a hotel tonite. 

I’m going to start a new pro football league. The Fuck FL.  My teams will be coached by Art Briles, Urban Meyer, Zach Smith, Dj Durkin, the Richie Igcognito, and (on special release) Jerry Sandusky.  All players must have domestic assault arrests, protective orders, or some sort of history of abuse.  Half time entertainment will just be rapes and beatings with a single bass player playing the base line from another one bites the dust.  My league will be centered in Ohio.  I’ll make a killing.  

3 minutes ago, Treefidy said:

When the bucket measures 6' x 8'  most people call them dumpsters.   In which case there really is no difference at all. 

Apparently for Ohio State,  this term is also means "women."

Just now, ClubWhatever said:

I’m going to start a new pro football league. The Fuck FL.  My teams will be coached by Art Briles, Urban Meyer, Zach Smith, Dj Durkin, the Richie Igcognito, and (on special release) Jerry Sandusky.  All players must have domestic assault arrests, protective orders, or some sort of history of abuse.  Half time entertainment will just be rapes and beatings with a single bass player playing the base line from another one bites the dust.  My league will be centered in Ohio.  I’ll make a killing.  

Just make sure you hold a few games in Europe every year, like the NFL. I suggest Pripyat 

Herbstreit:  "They felt that Urban was very forthcoming.  They felt good about his intent."  "He appears to have missed some red flags."

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