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  • The great irony of this thread is that Smith turned a position at Texas down when offered to him by Herman who was well aware of his relationship issues. The same Herman who hired Casey Horny.

  • There is no way any of this will affect Tom Herman. However, he will still be fired this year for a losing record.

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    If he's they guy who's been droppin' dimes to McMurphy, it's a scumbag move, not befitting the HC of an elite university like Texas.  But hardly illegal, or anything like that.  Not sure why you guys

Brett McMurphy won't let it go. He's going into "scorched earth" mode now. 

Just now, victory88 said:

These are the type of guys that urban thinks are fit to coach and mentor kids...  a drug addict wife beater.  Everyone, especially recruits’ moms, should be disgusted. 

He's teflan.  The recruits that go there drink the koolaid and this won't matter one bit unfortunately.  

Just now, SizzleChest said:

Lulz. "It was my pills" is the new "I have a heart condition."

 

Riiiight. Yet he never forgets the name of plays or tendencies of other teams. 

6 minutes ago, SizzleChest said:

Lulz. "It was my pills" is the new "I have a heart condition."

 

So his continual asking reporters to repeat the questions tonight and stumbling through his entire statements was just an act to play up this excuse.

Some ESPN reporter, in the coverage immediately after the press conference, conveniently mentioned Urban's lack of focus tonight in that PC.

Edited by clapclapclap

Just now, clapclapclap said:

So his continual asking reporters to repeat the questions tonight and stumbling through his entire statements was just an act to play up this excuse.

Yep. Why do you think today's meeting took so long? Had to rehearse it. 

Can the FOIA deflection from tOSU cause any additional investigations?


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1 minute ago, SizzleChest said:

Lulz. "It was my pills" is the new "I have a heart condition."

 

So he's like Dory in Finding Nemo now? This explains a lot. Sure. Wow. WTF? 

Tinfoil hat theory: Holy shit, tOSU brass may be trying to get him to quit without paying full carriage on his contract.

8 minutes ago, Butch Had Not said:

He's teflan.  The recruits that go there drink the koolaid and this won't matter one bit unfortunately.  

I disagree. If the cfb media stays after it it will matter. Just not to guys who are born buckeyes and have family that directly benefit from that state like Wilson.

With McMurphy dropping these bombs, what exactly did THE Ohio State University investigate?

Edited by PittsburghTiger

37 minutes ago, PittsburghTiger said:

Herbie says, he missed reading the tea leaves.

He missed the cuts, blood , and bruises, maybe some cock rings , vibrating butt plugs , ball gags , and soap on a rope deliveries too.

....just too busy.

The most amazing part of that press conference is it did more to justify why Urban should have been fired. 

Just so I'm clear:

Urban retained a coach who he had knowledge beat his wife on multiple occasions, violated a restraining order, ran up hundreds of dollars at strip clubs, had sex with his assistant, had sex toys sent to his office, took bj pics at the white house on his work phone on a team trip, and God only knows what else...

Meanwhile, Texas fired the worst performing coach in school history, and the word "cesspool" has only been used to describe the latter situation.

Am I missing anything here, Kirk? 

43 minutes ago, PittsburghTiger said:

Herbie says, he missed reading the tea leaves.

They've been concentrating on the fig leaves.

1 hour ago, Nicole44 said:

“I followed worshiped   my heart wallet and ego, not my head,” Meyer said at the news conference. “I gave Zach Smith the benefit of the doubt. " Always follow your head man. Nuts. 

Fixed.

Herbie is and always has been a fraud. I'm just glad the nation gets to see why ou and tosu are similar. They are both morally bankrupt.

1 minute ago, texasstrong12 said:

The most amazing part of that press conference is it did more to justify why Urban should have been fired. 

The actual "facts" in the report (i.e., wiping his phone) combined with all the other shit easily gave them enough to fire him for cause.   It's unreal they made all of this known and came down with such a slap on the wrist.  Ohio St. is confirming to the rest of the country what any of us that visited that shit hole in 2005 learned then.   Absolute disgrace of a university.

6 minutes ago, PittsburghTiger said:

With McMurphy dropping bombs, what exactly did THE Ohio State University investigate?

McMurphy is getting this info out of the investigation's report.

Yes, the investigative team found that UM had someone help him wipe his phone when this started up.

18 minutes ago, SizzleChest said:

Lulz. "It was my pills" is the new "I have a heart condition."

 

Wow, what a joke. He ditches Florida cuz his heart problems, but then he's drugged up and ready to coach at Ohio state with built in excuses. Sad.

"Investigation report: "We learned Coach Meyer has sometimes had significant memory issues in other situations where he had prior extensive knowledge of events. He has also periodically taken medicine that can negatively impair his memory, concentration & focus"

Is this a Guy you still want running your  CFB Program??  Really??

1 minute ago, Beau Vine said:

McMurphy is getting this info out of the investigation's report.

Yes, the investigative team found that UM had someone help him wipe his phone when this started up.

Holy fuck. 

5 minutes ago, Bill Lumbergh said:

Just so I'm clear:

Urban retained a coach who he had knowledge beat his wife on multiple occasions, violated a restraining order, ran up hundreds of dollars at strip clubs, had sex with his assistant, had sex toys sent to his office, took bj pics at the white house on his work phone on a team trip, and God only knows what else...

Meanwhile, Texas fired the worst performing coach in school history, and the word "cesspool" has only been used to describe the latter situation.

Am I missing anything here, Kirk? 

Disney sports channel sucks, Herb is a fraud. Hes been a hater ever since picking usc when Corso picked Texas. Mark may said it would be an confortable win for SC.

Herb Cesspoolstreet shouldn't come to gameday Austin, he is Shit Brown tier.

4 minutes ago, Victor Lazlo said:

Holy shit. 

Of course they never checked. 

Of course they didn't, because Voltolini had already helped wipe the phone.

 

It’ going to

be the coverup that gets them all fired. UM should have been fired for this and now this scandal may get them all fired mid season 

It makes me a little sick to my stomach that this stuff can happen and get quickly dismissed in the name of college football. Ohio State is the shit stain of the year, but they weren’t the first and they won’t be the last.

Not sure there’s a way to fix this. Too much money and pride at stake.

16 minutes ago, Bill Lumbergh said:

Just so I'm clear:

Urban retained a coach who he had knowledge beat his wife on multiple occasions, violated a restraining order, ran up hundreds of dollars at strip clubs, had sex with his assistant, had sex toys sent to his office, took bj pics at the white house on his work phone on a team trip, and God only knows what else...

Meanwhile, Texas fired the worst performing coach in school history, and the word "cesspool" has only been used to describe the latter situation.

Am I missing anything here, Kirk? 

I believe it’s scrip, not strip

So the one time his wife needed to gossip/be in others business, she doesn't say shit? Ok Urb. I hope she at least got fired.

3 games is more than I expected.

12 minutes ago, Bill Lumbergh said:

Just so I'm clear:

Urban retained a coach who he had knowledge beat his wife on multiple occasions, violated a restraining order, ran up hundreds of dollars at strip clubs, had sex with his assistant, had sex toys sent to his office, took bj pics at the white house on his work phone on a team trip, and God only knows what else...

Meanwhile, Texas fired the worst performing coach in school history, and the word "cesspool" has only been used to describe the latter situation.

Am I missing anything here, Kirk? 

Kirk Herpiestreet’s hypocrisy knows no bounds.

He consumes whatever falls out of the Pope of Columbus’s colon and seminal vesicles , then blasts it back at Joe Public.

He is accelerating his own supernova, on his way to dwarf stardom....future pitchman for Golden Corral.

Well, sure, if you put it that way, it sounds kinda bad...

 

Yes, the investigative team found that UM had someone help him wipe his phone when this started up.


The investigative team knows about UM wiping his phone.

The investigative team knows that UM sent ZS to drug rehab.

The investigative team knows that UM revised a staff rule on account of ZS that prohibited going to strip clubs, looking at porn on work phones, and embarrassing the university.

The investigative team believes that UM has memory and cognition problems, possibly as a result of prescription meds.


With all of this knowledge, Ohio State feels a 3 game suspension is appropriate. What a disgrace of an academic institution.

In case anyone ever wondered why Baylor requested no written report be generated by the investigating team, I think this is why. 

How in gods green earth is the AD still employed?  If I’m the OSU GC I’m livid.  The AD is supposed to protect the university.

Also, Urban gives 0 fucks.

3 minutes ago, wild_turkey said:

 


The investigative team knows about UM wiping his phone.

The investigative team knows that UM sent ZS to drug rehab.

The investigative team knows that UM revised a staff rule on account of ZS that prohibited going to strip clubs, looking at porn on work phones, and embarrassing the university.

The investigative team believes that UM has memory and cognition problems, possibly as a result of prescription meds.


With all of this knowledge, Ohio State feels a 3 game suspension is appropriate. What a disgrace of an academic institution.

 

When I heard about the suspension, I assumed a half assed investigation was done and they didn't bother to dig up the real dirt. 

It's looking more like they dug up sufficient dirt and just half assed the consequences. 

Does the 3 game suspension equate to 3 weeks without pay? 

He may be even better cocooned in Bama nation, but I wonder if Saban is talking to his wife/mistress tonight about walking away at the end of the season?  Retire at the top before something too big spills out of his closet.

19 minutes ago, SizzleChest said:

 

He's a good follow.

Why have an investigatory report if you're going to ignore most of the findings in it and trust the person under investigation's word?  Then publish said report, so you can get shredded for being the frauds you are?  Why not just take everything behind closed doors and say, "Fuck you, he stays".  At least then, folks only think you're dirty as fuck...... but not also incompetent as hell.

 

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