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7 hours ago, TexMexBuddha said:

I will say it again. Fuck Urban Meyer and fuck tpsOSU. That program can rot in hell.

Fuck Herbstreit too. Keep defending that cesspool.

The only upside to Herbstreit's blatant homerism is that you can actually hear the agony in his voice when he talks tosu right now.

He's insufferable when they show even the slightest sign of life, but when they're failing he makes for some quality schadenfreude. 

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  • The great irony of this thread is that Smith turned a position at Texas down when offered to him by Herman who was well aware of his relationship issues. The same Herman who hired Casey Horny.

  • There is no way any of this will affect Tom Herman. However, he will still be fired this year for a losing record.

  • Parliament
    Parliament

    If he's they guy who's been droppin' dimes to McMurphy, it's a scumbag move, not befitting the HC of an elite university like Texas.  But hardly illegal, or anything like that.  Not sure why you guys

let it be known that you can cover for a domestic abuser for years but if you lose to purdue there will be hell to pay

I thought a "Boilermaker" was urban slang for punching a pregnant woman so she falls between the bed and the wall and loses the pregnancy so you aren't on the hook for child support?  Like a Cleveland steamer but with less cum?  

Edited by Lobo

Zach Smith is a coke head and likes to beat pregnant women, only an Ohio State douche would believe a word he says.

Snook is beyond tone deaf.

How dare those awful Herman's want Courtney to get away from a brutal abuser and help her with legal fees to do so. Damn them!

53 minutes ago, Machinator said:

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Tl;dr, where the L stands for Lol, obviously total bullshit

On 10/15/2018 at 3:50 PM, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Just in case anybody forgot, Urban Meyer is scum. All he cares about is himself, his ego, and his glorification.   He just USED Aaron Hernandez:

https://apps.bostonglobe.com/spotlight/gladiator/florida/?p1=Article_Trending_Most_Viewed

Is there any other link or source, not going to subscribe to those asshats to read an article.  Thanks in advance.

On 10/22/2018 at 10:46 PM, HtownHorn said:

Shocking that a team coached by a guy that has covered for murderers and domestic abusers has trouble with penalties.

BOOM, whoop there it is!!!!!!!!!!!

Well done.

1 hour ago, Machinator said:

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If I'm following, the gist of this is that he's accusing Michelle Herman of being Courtney's friend and actively helping her expose and take down her abusive husband.  Is that right? 

Assuming any of that is actually true, is that supposed to be some kind of bombshell or even a bad look for Tom or Michelle?

Hell, Zach Smith's behavior online has already confirmed to anyone paying attention that he's a psycho and almost certainly an abuser.  If this story is true my respect for Michelle Herman just went up a few notches.  Who wouldn't want to help a friend bring down an abusive spouse? 

No mention that old Urban's wife had an actual obligation to disclose and did nothing for years.  I think he's really mistaking who comes out looking bad in this story. 

12 minutes ago, Bill Lumbergh said:

If I'm following, the gist of this is that he's accusing Michelle Herman of being Courtney's friend and actively helping her expose and take down her abusive husband.  Is that right? 

Assuming any of that is actually true, is that supposed to be some kind of bombshell or even a bad look for Tom or Michelle?

Hell, Zach Smith's behavior online has already confirmed to anyone paying attention that he's a psycho and almost certainly an abuser.  If this story is true my respect for Michelle Herman just went up a few notches.  Who wouldn't want to help a friend bring down an abusive spouse? 

No mention that old Urban's wife had an actual obligation to disclose and did nothing for years.  I think he's really mistaking who comes out looking bad in this story. 

Dude, Zach Smith is obviously the victim here.  Think of the pain his children have endured knowing their dad bought cock rings to bang a 3/10 and then choked his wife when confronted about it.  Plus, Herman went to a strip club once so you obviously can't trust him.

Oh no! Z Smith is gonna stop protecting Herman!
Now, TH is screwed.
I thought the fuck nut didnt do anything at all.
Why did he plead guilty?

Im glad hes back talking though.
Turn up the heat on urban with each story

On 10/22/2018 at 8:53 PM, CleverNickname said:

 

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Lulz@tosu. The 6 month depression cloud of weather is rolling in, tosu fb is all these lunatics have left.

 

8 hours ago, Bill Lumbergh said:

I think he's really mistaking who comes out looking bad in this story. 

Normally, you’d be right but -Ohio.

3 minutes ago, Doc Reeves said:

Normally, you’d be right but -Ohio.

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I think it's pretty clear who comes out "looking bad" here

That dumbass keeps thinking he's going to embarass Herman, but he makes him look better in the eyes of everyone who doesn't enjoy burning couches with each new article he writes.

9 minutes ago, Parliament said:
On 10/24/2018 at 8:23 PM, LTtxfan said:
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We won that game, btw.

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How about this one? ;)

2 hours ago, kevwun said:

That dumbass keeps thinking he's going to embarass Herman, but he makes him look better in the eyes of everyone who doesn't enjoy burning couches covering for wife beaters with each new article he writes.

fixed it.  still waiting on him to say something mildly "incriminating" about th.  the fact that snook acts like he was sitting on some "bombshell" and was finally compelled to drop it is amusing to me.

20 minutes ago, Parliament said:
On 10/24/2018 at 8:23 PM, LTtxfan said:
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We won that game, btw.

After which game did your receiver coach physically abuse his pregnant wife.  Did y'all win that game also?  This gif is just Urbs practicing his fake heart attack.  

On 10/25/2018 at 6:30 PM, williemackgarza said:

Oh zack, please keep it coming.

I guess Amazon must of delivered ZSmith's order of vibrating butt plugs to his billing address rather than the mailing address...

I get the cynicism but brain tumor induced headaches seem like they would indeed suck.

if you want to make a quick getaway in the morning, you start laying groundwork the night before during dinner.

Just now, Beau Vine said:

Exit strategy.

Permanent

On 10/22/2018 at 8:53 PM, CleverNickname said:

 

Unless they win B10, it's time to go for ole Urban....

Medical excuses..... Right after loss to Michigan on Nov 24th..... 

       

 

Edited by LTtxfan

13 minutes ago, tbone_ said:

I get the cynicism but brain tumor induced headaches seem like they would indeed suck.

I dunno, do fake brain tumors hurt any worse than fake heart attacks? I'm only a borderline hypochondriac, so I'm no expert.

20 minutes ago, Etexhorn13 said:

 

So good old Urby just had it all over the media that he will be back, has no intention of retiring/resigning for any reason.....UNLESS, "my spider cyst in my head goes crazy and starts eating my brain, then and only then would I even consider retiring or resigning, oh my god, does anyone have a BC powder, my head hurts"

4 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

I dunno, do fake brain tumors hurt any worse than fake heart attacks? I'm only a borderline hypochondriac, so I'm no expert.

PM Dr Drunkenstein

Brain clusters, it’s always those damn brain clusters.

I have no doubt Herman and his wife were behind this.  And they should get a fucking standing ovation for it.  No one in that fucking program, especially the fucking head coach his wife, had the brains or heart to report a drug addicted wife beater to the authorities.  Good for Herman.  Only makes him look better.  And it’s hilarious that they are trying to paint him in a bad light haha.  I wish Herman would actually come out and flat out say “Yes, we reported him.  We witnessed a drug addict abusing his wife.  Our bosses knew of it and hid it or ignored it.  We wanted to stand up for what’s right and wanted to help a victim of abuse when no one else in charge would. Zach Smith should be rehab/jail for assault and Urban Meyer should be fired for not following the correct measures with regards to this.”   That would put a huge grin on my face haha.

 

fuck urban Meyer,  fuck that wife beater,  fuck osu, fuck their fan base.  They deserve  all the embarrassment.  Oh yeah.... double fuck herbie and the cesspool he represents.

 

 

2 hours ago, SHOOTER12 said:

PM Dr Drunkenstein

Not sure he was able to migraine to the new site

1 hour ago, Hamttx said:

Brain clusters, it’s always those damn brain clusters.

 

I think it is a brain cloud. 

3 hours ago, bborange said:

 

I think it is a brain cloud. 

That's a solid reference.

You didn't get a second opinion on a "brain cloud?" 

7 hours ago, tbone_ said:

I get the cysticsm, but brain tumor induced headaches seem like they would indeed suck.

Fixed it for you

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