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14 minutes ago, BERT said:

So not having the bottom part of his right leg doesn't count? 

Well I’ll be damed

i missed that!!

not my fault

stoopid small phone and freezing gif.....

Old eyes

good thing a new 60 inch tv been delivered so I don’t miss football games!!

but +reppedyou anyhoo

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  • I am curious why anyone thinks we will improve this year? Our best players are gone. OLine will be worse. Our QBs haven't progressed since they set foot on campus. Beck and the bin

  • ClubWhatever
    ClubWhatever

    Start watching men's basketball

  • Nutty Gruesome Surly Story https://bleacherreport.com/articles/2792085-ufc-fighter-suffers-gruesome-injury-in-accident-with-power-drill Sorry not football related, but definite SURLY Materia

Bill Connelly moved us up to #19 in his personal rankings (his stats have us at 27)

https://www.sbnation.com/college-football/2018/8/22/17693190/2018-college-football-team-rankings

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Tier 3: A top-10 performance wouldn’t be particularly surprising

 

14. TCU (22)
15. Florida State (18)
16. USC (15)
17. LSU (16)
18. Michigan State (11)
19. Texas (27)
20. Stanford (20)

 

 

3 hours ago, kingkoopa6 said:

 

Obie really murdered him on that one.

1 hour ago, NorthLoop said:

They're all amputees. The rooster has sex with all of them. 

That's perverse!

2 hours ago, TexasTroll said:

 

I’d think that qualifies as a paraplegic and not a amputee

but I’ll give ya points for trying.....

he could beat me though....

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That's a prosthesis, baby!

2 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

Who's black Louganis?

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2 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

Who's black Louganis?

Nobody got da AIDS.

1 hour ago, Machinator said:

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Was that really the best we could muster?

1,x,2,3

2 hours ago, Machinator said:

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Was that really the best we could muster?

Not complaining as the brunette is the thickest cheerleader Texas has put out in awhile...

19 minutes ago, BigHorn'13 said:

Not complaining as the brunette is the thickest cheerleader Texas has put out in awhile...

Still wood over the blond any day, he has those dead eyes. 

You never know if hookem is a girl, but this particular one looks like a tall skinny guy. 

2, x, 1, x (pending reveal)

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4 hours ago, Fondren & Main said:

Maybe he will make the leap Elliot made.

Is he moving to that Deshon/Haines centerfield role where they are right there for all the overthrown, easy interceptions? Because honestly, Caden Sterns would excel there and would much rather see Brandon continue to beast in run-stopping rather than force him into all the coverage assignments. 

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Was that really the best we could muster?
No, (seems the new crop of pom is pretty strong) but at least they're actual females..
Just now, closetojumping said:

What made you think that has any relevance to the fucking 2018 UT football thread?

aggy troll.

1 hour ago, Zavala said:

Still wood over the blond any day, he has those dead eyes. 

You never know if hookem is a girl, but this particular one looks like a tall skinny guy. 

2, x, 1, x (pending reveal)

I think you're confusing the argument I'm making

11 minutes ago, CastHorn said:

Did I miss this weeks Texas All-Access? 

Airs every two weeks. Next one on the 29th I think. 

24 minutes ago, CastHorn said:

Did I miss this weeks Texas All-Access? 

LTtexfan just posted it, you should click on it and make sure to look at all the pictures

1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

What made you think that has any relevance to the fucking 2018 UT football thread?

Ctj.... Slow Day..... Lighten Up and enjoy.... 🤣

6 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

Ctj.... Slow Day..... Lighten Up and enjoy.... 🤣

Haha! No chance. Solid wooden stick up his ass. Still makes me laugh though.

No, (seems the new crop of pom is pretty strong) but at least they're actual females..
Pom > Cheer
14 minutes ago, Casual Encounter said:

Haha! No chance. Solid wooden stick up his ass. Still makes me laugh though.

Thought most would laugh at a "Split Ballsack Story"

Yes this guy actually split his Ballsack with a Drillbit..... Ouch 

 

1 hour ago, Bevo Num1 said:
3 hours ago, ousux said:
No, (seems the new crop of pom is pretty strong) but at least they're actual females..

Pom > Cheer

Read that as 'Porn > Cheer'...

7 hours ago, Machinator said:

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Was that really the best we could muster?

Sucks

I can’t see the pic

but I’ll go with the thick one.....

56 minutes ago, rickyspub said:

Read that as 'Porn > Cheer'...

Both are correct 

3 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

Thought most would laugh at a "Split Ballsack Story"

Yes this guy actually split his Ballsack with a Drillbit..... Ouch 

 

You’re weird. 

4 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

Thought most would laugh at a "Split Ballsack Story"

Yes this guy actually split his Ballsack with a Drillbit..... Ouch 

 

Your ballsack is getting split by the surly neg drill

Ouch

 

 

What kind of twisted lil whore thinks split ballsacks are funny? Just 9 more days boys. We are going to fuck those turtles in the nations captial. 

3 hours ago, CastHorn said:

What kind of twisted lil whore thinks split ballsacks are funny? Just 9 more days boys. We are going to fuck those turtles in the nations captial. 

Mmmkay. You wouldnt happen to know the guy that was tranqing gators and fucking them, would you?

Sucks
I can’t see the pic
but I’ll go with the thick one.....
Neither of them are thick, just not tall skinny beanpoles.
3 minutes ago, BurntOrangeBlooded15 said:

I just saw a stat on Twitter that said Duverney only caught 9 passes last year?  The fuck? 

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4 minutes ago, Gene Parmesan said:

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3 minutes ago, BigBenBamboozle said:

Someday this offseason’s gonna end..

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Yep, some love the smell of Napalm in the morning.

My favorite offensive stat from last year is that our leading rusher was a QB that started six games.

15 minutes ago, BurntOrangeBlooded15 said:

I just saw a stat on Twitter that said Duverney only caught 9 passes last year?  The fuck? 

How many times did you here his number called? He was barely there, both because he's been poorly utilized and because he's not a very good route runner.

Just now, texifornia said:

How many times did you here his number called? He was barely there, both because he's been poorly utilized and because he's not a very good route runner.

We also immersed ourselves into this, in retrospect, insanely stupid rotation of WRs because of "you suck, Collin and Devin, get your ass out of there".  Sometimes, you've got to let your most talented guys work through their shit on the field instead of cutting their snaps and playing 8 or 9 guys.

The two guys who got the most carries, Ehlinger and Porter, averaged 3.3 ypc and 3.1 ypc last year.
Ok, well that isn’t helpful for my “show me a loss!” optimism, so I’m going to stop looking at actual data and return to $9.95 report puffery.

3.1 ypc is pretty good. You give him the ball four times and you’ve got yourself a first down.

You can pretty much shake your head at all offensive stats from last season.  Fucking Tech shut us down.

5 minutes ago, Gene Parmesan said:

You can pretty much shake your head at all offensive stats from last season.  Fucking Tech shut us down.

They don't call Kingsbury "the Saban of the west" for nothing.

By "they" I mean Shawn Watson and Tim Beck, to be clear. 

Edited by Bill Lumbergh

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