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Why I'm hopeful for 9 wins:


-It is insane how close Texas was to 10 or even 11 wins last year.  USC, Tech, and Oklahoma State are all wins if Ehlinger doesn't turn it over at the end of each.  Oklahoma was there for the taking.
-We will most likely have 10 upperclassmen starting on defense and all of them are at least solid to potentially really good (Omenihu, Hager, Nelson, Johnson, Wheeler, Roach, Boyd, Davis, Jones, Locke)
-Our defensive coordinator has prevented opponents from getting to 30 points in 31 of his last 39 games.  Nobody in the Big 12 has yet to get 30 on him (in regulation).
-The offense really just needs to be average, and their talent is about average (other than WR).
-The Big 12 should be down, especially the teams that have consistently beaten us lately.

Why I'm doubtful:

-The offensive line.
-Tim Beck
-It's been so long, I'm beaten down.

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  • I am curious why anyone thinks we will improve this year? Our best players are gone. OLine will be worse. Our QBs haven't progressed since they set foot on campus. Beck and the bin

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    ClubWhatever

    Start watching men's basketball

  • Nutty Gruesome Surly Story https://bleacherreport.com/articles/2792085-ufc-fighter-suffers-gruesome-injury-in-accident-with-power-drill Sorry not football related, but definite SURLY Materia

26 minutes ago, Goodman said:

Will Coach Hermans PC be televised today? 

Read that PC is at 2:30PM CT. I would guess it'll be on 104.9 and perhaps on LHN although of course, not on the channel guide lineup.

my prediction:

9-3 (7-2 in conference, just miss the championship game finishing 3rd) 

Go to the Alamo or Camping World Bowl, and win. 

2019 Conference Champs. 

As with every other season this decade, our win total will be dictated by QB play. I think 7-8 wins is the ceiling without above average QB performance (aka what we’ve had for last 8 years). Assuming Sam is the guy and he takes the next step and becomes an all-conference player, then we can win 10 games if not more. Otherwise, it’ll be more of the same unfortunately.

16 minutes ago, UTEX_ME said:

my prediction:

9-3 (7-2 in conference, just miss the championship game finishing 3rd) 

Go to the Alamo or Camping World Bowl, and win. 

2019 Conference Champs. 

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10 minutes ago, 6th Street said:

Tim Beck 

1st down.  Porter off tackle.

2nd down.  Ehlinger draw

3rd down.  Ehlinger draw

4th down.  Roll Ehlinger out to short side of field with WR dragging across end zone amd TE/RB in flat.  QB hold ball long time then throw it wide so that WR catches out of bounds.

26 minutes ago, TexasToast said:

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Bring it on.  So close, I can almost taste it!

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What's the point of making a prediction if you wait until after the Maryland game?

Step up and call your shot. 

I'm going with 9 wins (bowl result included)

35 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

I don't have a clue where we will end up, but right now we're winless.

Right now we are undefeated.  

5 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

I say we win 10 games, bowl included.

Novel take. Genius. Why hasn't anyone thought of this before? Etc.

I have a two axis view of any Longhorn football season: Expectation and Enthusiasm. The Expectation axis is set high. Longhorn football should be a conference title contender, so 9-10 wins is generally about the bottom of my expectations settings. (Even when we have sucked, we have had years where we 'Shocked the Nation' or won the conference title game as a decided underdog.) Enthusiasm is how excited I am about are chances of meeting or surpassing expectations. This is probably the first time since 2012 that my enthusiasm level matches the expectations.

I'm not drinking the Kool Aid like I used to. Last summer's hype and then the Maryland debacle left me so deflated that I'm keeping myself grounded this summer and taking more of a wait and see approach. But 8 wins is the absolute floor for our expected growth towards becoming a powerhouse again. We should easily get that and a bowl victory.

And FCB.

And Fuck ou.

I am curious why anyone thinks we will improve this year?

Our best players are gone.

OLine will be worse.

Our QBs haven't progressed since they set foot on campus.

Beck and the binder.

48 minutes ago, SKA the boss said:

I'm not drinking the Kool Aid like I used to. Last summer's hype and then the Maryland debacle left me so deflated that I'm keeping myself grounded this summer and taking more of a wait and see approach. But 8 wins is the absolute floor for our expected growth towards becoming a powerhouse again. We should easily get that and a bowl victory.

And FCB.

And Fuck ou.

White Freightliner gonna' haul away my brain. 

And fuck ou.

5 minutes ago, horngasm said:

I am curious why anyone thinks we will improve this year?

Our best players are gone.

OLine will be worse.

Our QBs haven't progressed since they set foot on campus.

Beck and the binder.

I’m confused as to why you would even post here. 

Other than factors outside our team, I think the difference between 6 and 10 wins this season boils down to OL, OL, OL, and OL. How well have our returning guys matured physically and mentally, how well do we develop as a unit rather than spare parts, how well does Anderson live up to the hope, and how snakebit are we by injury. QB, Beck, all that other crap will rise and fall with the line.

12 minutes ago, horngasm said:

I am curious why anyone thinks we will improve this year?

Our best players are gone.

OLine will be worse.

Our QBs haven't progressed since they set foot on campus.

Beck and the binder.

Username does not check out. Also the OL will be better - everyone's a year stronger and Anderson should be competent.

Edited by texifornia

8-9 wins including bowl.  I think we are one more year away from title contention.  We just need our O Line and QB's to beef up for another season.  I do think we can win one or two more games (Tech/OSU) more than we did last year.  Maryland for sure.

51 minutes ago, Machinator said:

2:30 Central press conference with Herman today. @bigup2dahorns

LHN is broadcasting the Southwest Regional Little League tournament for ESPN.    TV broadcast of press conf may be delayed until after 3PM.

Radio is best option for live broadcast. 

 

19 minutes ago, horngasm said:

I am curious why anyone thinks we will improve this year?

Our best players are gone.

OLine will be worse.

Our QBs haven't progressed since they set foot on campus.

Beck and the binder.

Because OUsux, bitchhhhhhhhhhhhh

4 hours ago, cdain3 said:

 

Hell yeah, love me some black cleats...

7 minutes ago, Mileslong said:

Hell yeah, love me some black cleats...

 

I was hoping we could get some that were illuminated by little burnt orange LEDs.

Edited by Hornius Emeritus

optimistically positive i will drink a lot during each game

Damnit. Was feeling show me a loss; now I am worried about Maryland. 

26 minutes ago, tantric superman said:

Optimistically cautious.

Calloused optometrist

 

1 hour ago, horngasm said:

I am curious why anyone thinks we will improve this year?

Our best players are gone.

OLine will be worse.

Our QBs haven't progressed since they set foot on campus.

Beck and the binder.

Oh look, another aggy douchebag joined.

Maryland- W

Tulsa- W

USC- W

TCU- W

Kansas St- W

OU- W

Baylor- W

Ok St- W

West Virginia- L

Tech- W

Iowa St- W

Kansas- W

11-1.  And then we fuck West Virginia up in the Big 12 championship game.

 

Championship.  

Fuck the slope-headed, knuckle-dragging mouth breathers from Norman.  Fuck Bohls.  FCB.  9-3 before the bowl.  10-3.

These jerseys, black on black sock/shoe combo, normal longhorn sticker on helmet.  Fuck bitches, get money.

 

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Also, the stormtrooper whites in this uni would absolutely fuck.

Edited by BurntOrangeBlooded15

5 minutes ago, Patricio Swayze said:

Leading off with multiple urbangate questions.

Fifu

6 minutes ago, Sejjr said:

Where are we watching this PC online?

hornfm.com

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