August 22, 20187 yr 14 minutes ago, BERT said: So not having the bottom part of his right leg doesn't count? Well I’ll be damed i missed that!! not my fault stoopid small phone and freezing gif..... Old eyes good thing a new 60 inch tv been delivered so I don’t miss football games!! but +reppedyou anyhoo Edited August 22, 20187 yr by TexasTroll
August 22, 20187 yr Slow day on this thread.... New for 2018 CFB Season..... Enjoy https://collegefootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2018/08/21/les-miles-makes-cameo-in-dr-peppers-new-college-football-ad-campaign/
August 22, 20187 yr Bill Connelly moved us up to #19 in his personal rankings (his stats have us at 27) https://www.sbnation.com/college-football/2018/8/22/17693190/2018-college-football-team-rankings Quote Tier 3: A top-10 performance wouldn’t be particularly surprising 14. TCU (22)15. Florida State (18)16. USC (15)17. LSU (16)18. Michigan State (11)19. Texas (27)20. Stanford (20)
August 22, 20187 yr 2 minutes ago, texifornia said: Bill Connelly moved us up to #19 in his personal rankings (his stats have us at 27) https://www.sbnation.com/college-football/2018/8/22/17693190/2018-college-football-team-rankings Was that really the best we could muster?
August 22, 20187 yr 1 hour ago, NorthLoop said: They're all amputees. The rooster has sex with all of them. That's perverse!
August 22, 20187 yr 2 hours ago, TexasTroll said: I’d think that qualifies as a paraplegic and not a amputee but I’ll give ya points for trying..... he could beat me though.... That's a prosthesis, baby!
August 22, 20187 yr 2 hours ago, Machinator said: Was that really the best we could muster? Not complaining as the brunette is the thickest cheerleader Texas has put out in awhile...
August 22, 20187 yr 19 minutes ago, BigHorn'13 said: Not complaining as the brunette is the thickest cheerleader Texas has put out in awhile... Still wood over the blond any day, he has those dead eyes. You never know if hookem is a girl, but this particular one looks like a tall skinny guy. 2, x, 1, x (pending reveal) Edited August 22, 20187 yr by Zavala
August 22, 20187 yr 4 hours ago, Fondren & Main said: Maybe he will make the leap Elliot made. Is he moving to that Deshon/Haines centerfield role where they are right there for all the overthrown, easy interceptions? Because honestly, Caden Sterns would excel there and would much rather see Brandon continue to beast in run-stopping rather than force him into all the coverage assignments.
August 22, 20187 yr Was that really the best we could muster? No, (seems the new crop of pom is pretty strong) but at least they're actual females..
August 22, 20187 yr Nutty Gruesome Surly Story https://bleacherreport.com/articles/2792085-ufc-fighter-suffers-gruesome-injury-in-accident-with-power-drill Sorry not football related, but definite SURLY Material...
August 22, 20187 yr 6 minutes ago, LTtxfan said: Nutty Gruesome Surly Story https://bleacherreport.com/articles/2792085-ufc-fighter-suffers-gruesome-injury-in-accident-with-power-drill Sorry not football related, but definite SURLY Material... What made you think that has any relevance to the fucking 2018 UT football thread?
August 22, 20187 yr Just now, closetojumping said: What made you think that has any relevance to the fucking 2018 UT football thread? aggy troll.
August 22, 20187 yr 1 hour ago, Zavala said: Still wood over the blond any day, he has those dead eyes. You never know if hookem is a girl, but this particular one looks like a tall skinny guy. 2, x, 1, x (pending reveal) I think you're confusing the argument I'm making
August 23, 20187 yr 11 minutes ago, CastHorn said: Did I miss this weeks Texas All-Access? Airs every two weeks. Next one on the 29th I think.
August 23, 20187 yr 24 minutes ago, CastHorn said: Did I miss this weeks Texas All-Access? LTtexfan just posted it, you should click on it and make sure to look at all the pictures
August 23, 20187 yr 1 hour ago, closetojumping said: What made you think that has any relevance to the fucking 2018 UT football thread? Ctj.... Slow Day..... Lighten Up and enjoy.... 🤣
August 23, 20187 yr 6 minutes ago, LTtxfan said: Ctj.... Slow Day..... Lighten Up and enjoy.... 🤣 Haha! No chance. Solid wooden stick up his ass. Still makes me laugh though.
August 23, 20187 yr No, (seems the new crop of pom is pretty strong) but at least they're actual females..Pom > Cheer
August 23, 20187 yr 14 minutes ago, Casual Encounter said: Haha! No chance. Solid wooden stick up his ass. Still makes me laugh though. Thought most would laugh at a "Split Ballsack Story" Yes this guy actually split his Ballsack with a Drillbit..... Ouch
August 23, 20187 yr 1 hour ago, Bevo Num1 said: 3 hours ago, ousux said: No, (seems the new crop of pom is pretty strong) but at least they're actual females.. Pom > Cheer Read that as 'Porn > Cheer'...
August 23, 20187 yr 7 hours ago, Machinator said: Was that really the best we could muster? Sucks I can’t see the pic but I’ll go with the thick one.....
August 23, 20187 yr 3 hours ago, LTtxfan said: Thought most would laugh at a "Split Ballsack Story" Yes this guy actually split his Ballsack with a Drillbit..... Ouch You’re weird.
August 23, 20187 yr 4 hours ago, LTtxfan said: Thought most would laugh at a "Split Ballsack Story" Yes this guy actually split his Ballsack with a Drillbit..... Ouch Your ballsack is getting split by the surly neg drill Ouch
August 23, 20187 yr What kind of twisted lil whore thinks split ballsacks are funny? Just 9 more days boys. We are going to fuck those turtles in the nations captial.
August 23, 20187 yr 3 hours ago, CastHorn said: What kind of twisted lil whore thinks split ballsacks are funny? Just 9 more days boys. We are going to fuck those turtles in the nations captial. Mmmkay. You wouldnt happen to know the guy that was tranqing gators and fucking them, would you?
August 23, 20187 yr Sucks I can’t see the pic but I’ll go with the thick one.....Neither of them are thick, just not tall skinny beanpoles.
August 23, 20187 yr I just saw a stat on Twitter that said Duverney only caught 9 passes last year? The fuck?
August 23, 20187 yr 3 minutes ago, BurntOrangeBlooded15 said: I just saw a stat on Twitter that said Duverney only caught 9 passes last year? The fuck?
August 23, 20187 yr 4 minutes ago, Gene Parmesan said: 3 minutes ago, BigBenBamboozle said: Someday this offseason’s gonna end.. Yep, some love the smell of Napalm in the morning.
August 23, 20187 yr My favorite offensive stat from last year is that our leading rusher was a QB that started six games.
August 23, 20187 yr 15 minutes ago, BurntOrangeBlooded15 said: I just saw a stat on Twitter that said Duverney only caught 9 passes last year? The fuck? How many times did you here his number called? He was barely there, both because he's been poorly utilized and because he's not a very good route runner.
August 23, 20187 yr Just now, texifornia said: How many times did you here his number called? He was barely there, both because he's been poorly utilized and because he's not a very good route runner. We also immersed ourselves into this, in retrospect, insanely stupid rotation of WRs because of "you suck, Collin and Devin, get your ass out of there". Sometimes, you've got to let your most talented guys work through their shit on the field instead of cutting their snaps and playing 8 or 9 guys.
August 23, 20187 yr The two guys who got the most carries, Ehlinger and Porter, averaged 3.3 ypc and 3.1 ypc last year. Ok, well that isn’t helpful for my “show me a loss!” optimism, so I’m going to stop looking at actual data and return to $9.95 report puffery.3.1 ypc is pretty good. You give him the ball four times and you’ve got yourself a first down.
August 23, 20187 yr You can pretty much shake your head at all offensive stats from last season. Fucking Tech shut us down.
August 23, 20187 yr 5 minutes ago, Gene Parmesan said: You can pretty much shake your head at all offensive stats from last season. Fucking Tech shut us down. They don't call Kingsbury "the Saban of the west" for nothing. By "they" I mean Shawn Watson and Tim Beck, to be clear. Edited August 23, 20187 yr by Bill Lumbergh
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