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20 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

He's argued that Texas played a major role in why CU, UNL, Missouri, and ATM left the Big 12, and to some degree he's correct, but beyond that, there's zero reason for Texas fans to have anything against him. Texas owned his ass, he's great at his job, and he hates the absurd shit with the SEC. Hell, I'm pondering doing a search to see what his thoughts are on the OSU situation, because I'd guess he's being less careful than most of the pussies softpedaling their thoughts on ESPN.

Klatt's twitter feed is excellent. Just went and checked it out. The dude brings it.

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  • I am curious why anyone thinks we will improve this year? Our best players are gone. OLine will be worse. Our QBs haven't progressed since they set foot on campus. Beck and the bin

  • ClubWhatever
    ClubWhatever

    Start watching men's basketball

  • Nutty Gruesome Surly Story https://bleacherreport.com/articles/2792085-ufc-fighter-suffers-gruesome-injury-in-accident-with-power-drill Sorry not football related, but definite SURLY Materia

4 hours ago, Tommy Nobis said:

pardon my ignorance but what does F.C.B. stand for

Stands for a lot of stuff. Like “fuck coach briles”. 

4 hours ago, Tommy Nobis said:

pardon my ignorance but what does F.C.B. stand for

Fucking Crystal Ball.

2 hours ago, Bevo14 said:

I thought their rides weren't real rides. As in there's no money? I know I know financial aid yadada but maybe his family's income was too high

This is correct. The Ivies tend to loosen up a bit when it comes to athletes but it can still be crazy expensive. 

Some kids also just want to be close to home.

Lol at B- for the special teams when the punter has never actually punted in a game before and we don't even know who the Kicker is
Kicker that flat out choked last year with a backup thats never seen a snap of college ball..same for our new Aussie punter. I'm just hoping the whole ST unit isn't a raging dumpster fire..
I agree with this.  Klatt has been very fair toward Texas, and even bullish on the Horns at times.  And all of that after losing a quarter of his brain after the Kelson hit.
Well honestly that was on Barnett for throwing near his own endzone down 60+ points. Colorado should have been running the ball and the clock. Having your QB drop back with the destruction UT was creating in every facet of that game was just asking for something bad to happen. Unfortunately Klatt was the recipient. I don't think it was a dirty play, but would definitely be flagged and Kelson would likely be thrown out of the game with today's rules.

Having sat through the loss to Colorado in Dallas a few years prior I can't say I was very sympathetic while at the at game. Looking back I feel bad it basically ended his career.

Excellent commentator now though.
His grades don't discount him having problems with mehringer.  
The point being if Meh was the biggest issue he'd likely still be a Longhorn. We aren't the only ones who could see he had legit big time D1 talent, yet he lands at a community college..
2 hours ago, jinx said:

I'm gonna need the final seconds to tick off the clock on our 9th regular season win before I believe our coaching has turned a corner.  

... so when we defeat WVU, then.

6 minutes ago, ousux said:
On 8/23/2018 at 11:31 AM, 6th Street said:
Lol at B- for the special teams when the punter has never actually punted in a game before and we don't even know who the Kicker is

Kicker that flat out choked last year with a backup thats never seen a snap of college ball..same for our new Aussie punter. I'm just hoping the whole ST unit isn't a raging dumpster fire..

We should just go for 2.

This thread has been bereft of actual news for like...

...well, pretty much since its inception.

Carry on.  

50 minutes ago, Daichee Bell said:


Fucking chill bitch

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Feeling Cunty Bitch?

31 minutes ago, Ghost of Stevie Ray said:

Fuck Chocolate Bananas

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3 hours ago, Ghost of Shag said:

This thread has been bereft of actual news for like...

...well, pretty much since its inception.

Carry on.  

Game week thread starts Sunday, koolaid drinking starts now. I'm drunk in a Canadian bar and got a couple hook 'ems wearing a UT shirt today in Quebec City so it's all coming together.

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

Game week thread starts Sunday, koolaid drinking starts now. I'm drunk in a Canadian bar and got a couple hook 'ems wearing a UT shirt today in Quebec City so it's all coming together.

Drunk in Montreal in August is the perfect way to go through life, son. Carry on.

3 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Drunk in Montreal in August is the perfect way to go through life, son. Carry on.

*Quebec City. But still a lot of skinny girls with tattoos and French accents so it's all working out. And hey, the Alouettes are on!

7 hours ago, closetojumping said:

Klatt's twitter feed is excellent. Just went and checked it out. The dude brings it.

I have no idea why I've never looked him up before.  He's by far my favorite color guy.  I am now subscribed.

6 hours ago, Ghost of Shag said:

This thread has been bereft of actual news for like...

...well, pretty much since its inception.

Carry on.  

To be fair that is pretty normal for all preseason speculation or any sort.

I'm watching Montreal vs Toronto with French commentary. This is football methadone. Withdrawal is real 

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9-4

That was my prediction after the bowl win

Nothing has changed enough for me to talk myself out of it. Too much uncertainty. We'll be improved, but nobody really knows where or how much. 

I've been really close to talking myself into 10 wins a couple times. We'll drop games we shouldn't though. 

12 minutes ago, texifornia said:

I'm watching Montreal vs Toronto with French commentary. This is football methadone. Withdrawal is real 

How is Montreal coping with the post-Johnny era?  That one time he completed a pass has got to have them jonesing for those days again.

2 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

How is Montreal coping with the post-Johnny era?  That one time he completed a pass has got to have them jonesing for those days again.

Has he already been benched? 

4 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

How is Montreal coping with the post-Johnny era?  That one time he completed a pass has got to have them jonesing for those days again.

They're on their 3rd string QB Antonio Pipkin of D3 Tiffin (ex-Ole Miss QB Masoli must be hurt) and they just tied it up in the 4th. Things seem to be fine.

4 minutes ago, BigVegasHorn26 said:

Has he already been benched? 

Concussion. Not even dressed, just chatting w Sherman on the sideline.

Montreal nails a FG to take the lead with a minute left. Allez les Alouettes!

2 minutes ago, GlenFromTheMailRoom said:

Just remember Canadian beer is like moonshine @texifornia.  And pull and pray always works out.

Alouettes win! Quebec libre! Let's go streaking!

Fuck OU, Fucking Cousin Brothers.  But they can't spell so that's over their heads

fuck aggy, they just assume it's about them since it's from us.  So Fuck Coach Baggins to ease their insecurities. 

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5 hours ago, Richter said:

First crystal ball

Frigging Chill Bevo.....

man 

just a few more days till we kill this thread

yippeeeeerrrr!!!

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2 hours ago, TexasTroll said:

Frigging Chill Bevo.....

man 

just a few more days till we kill this thread

yippeeeeerrrr!!!

Why would we kill the season thread?

25 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

Why would we kill the season thread?

He’s already given up even before the Maryland game.

52 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

Why would we kill the season thread?

It sounds as though he thinks we should have a separate thread for each "quarter" of the football year. We are coming up on q4.

I’m planning on starting a new thread for every play...let’s see how that goes

Here are two new logo designs that won't inflame the UT branding police. Logo B is first. Logo C is next. Finally, we need some Fire Dri-Fit: 

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New Logos:

Hmmmm . . . pretty good

1st Bevo is a kind of blocky/mechanical looking.  Cockrell School approves.

2nd Bevo - what’s with the “flame” thingies?

Saw what you did there with the F.C.B

Maybe add an “est.” with the 2018?

27 minutes ago, Mileslong said:

I’m planning on starting a new thread for every play...let’s see how that goes

Because you’re a post count whore.

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