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8 hours ago, Coach pop a bitch said:

Will Huckleberry be doing his prediction game on surly this year?

Hope so. I have a couple titles I need to defend..

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6 minutes ago, EZ$ said:

Hope so. I have a couple titles I need to defend..

braggart, you and your EZ$...username etc

12 hours ago, TreatyOak said:

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After messing around with various logos today, (which is much way more fun than working) I couldn't help but agree with TexasTroll. So, I created an entirely new and ownable logo. It's my personal fave. Also, I want to give a shout-out to @LonghornDesigns, who sent in some nice illustrations. Here is a lit Dri-Fit version: 

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I would like to produce these and make them available on an Etsy page to offset Surly operating costs and build the brand.  

Replace the tongue with a cigarette and give him some stubble to turn the surlyness up to 11.

Either that or have a Derka Dog hanging out of his mouth. 

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..for the Houston HH crowd

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7 minutes ago, McNelly said:

..for the Houston HH crowd

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I believe we have a winner. Should at least be considered for the site logo. 

9 hours ago, TheBryMan81 said:

I definitely prefer model #1....err, I mean.... shirt #1

Shirt #2 would be perfect for the "Surly Curse," though.

3 hours ago, Ghost of Stevie Ray said:

I’d get rid of the tongue and add nostril smoke like Hook’emHooah said.  But I’d definitely buy one and wear it proudly on game day.  Just don’t put it on some Gildan/Russell piece of shit shirt.  

And F.D.D

Rep, Just for your Avatar.

7 hours ago, TexasTroll said:

The girl or the shirt???

im no lawyer and don’t claim to be

yet

im haveing a hard time wrapping my thoughts that a white teeshirt ( watch out fruit of the loom!!)

with a custom artwork cartoon logo of a bull being mad is infringement.

The burnt orange color I get.

but then agian

the Steve Patterson age may have deep tendrals 

You’re an established idiot, so....

Clearly you’d hear from the University on this. I mean it’s obvious. 

18 minutes ago, Rustic Horn said:

Captains badges added to jerseys....

 

The sleeves of the captains’ jerseys should have four stripes.

24 minutes ago, Rustic Horn said:

Captains badges added to jerseys....

 

 That looks really really good 

11 minutes ago, Bobby_Batronic said:

The sleeves of the captains’ jerseys should have four stripes.

Two is good. This isn’t water polo.

11 minutes ago, Magus Ossis said:

Two is good. This isn’t water polo.

There’s a captain joke that you missed. 

4 hours ago, McNelly said:

..for the Houston HH crowd

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Gorgeous work. 

2 hours ago, Rustic Horn said:

Captains badges added to jerseys....

 

You know, for years now I've wondered if the orange on our road unis is darker than the orange on our home unis. 

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Updates based on all the good feedback: 

  • Removed tongue
  • Added stubble
  • Added badass smoke from nostrils

I'll let you know if I make them available on an Etsy page. 

Thanks

You forgot one:

Remove clothes

Thong version?

 

 

 

 

Just wanna see if they have a model in a thong.

16 hours ago, TreatyOak said:

In one of the funniest copyright infringement cases, a record store in Milwaukee once did an ad that stated "We have all of Michael Jackson's music, from when he was a poor, black child to a rich, white man." Just to make sure MJ's legal team didn't miss it, they  mailed it to them. They eventually had to pull it down, but they got a ton of free publicity from it. 

America is the only place where a black boy can grow up to be a white man.

2 hours ago, Casual Encounter said:

Army Captain.

Army...Navy...whatever

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Captains badges added to jerseys....
 
Dat Orange tho..

Looking pretty burnt. Yeah, I know lighting, camera yadda yadda..but that looks far darker than anything they've worn recently.
2 hours ago, Bobby_Batronic said:

There’s a captain joke that you missed. 

I was referring to Navy (largely sea forces, hence water polo) O6 four full stripes versus Army (land forces, hence football) O3 2 bars. Was there a joke deeper than the O6 four bars with which my post jokingly argued? Or did you miss my joke?

Just now, Bobby_Batronic said:

We missed each other’s. You’re thinking military. I’m thinking airline pilot. 

ha! so i did

2 minutes ago, Magus Ossis said:

I was referring to Navy (largely sea forces, hence water polo) O6 four full stripes versus Army (land forces, hence football) O3 2 bars. Was there a joke deeper than the O6 four bars with which my post jokingly argued? Or did you miss my joke?

We missed each other’s. You’re thinking military. I’m thinking airline pilot. 

1 minute ago, Bobby_Batronic said:

We missed each other’s. You’re thinking military. I’m thinking airline pilot. 

You know your material's weak when you have to explain it. 

5 minutes ago, Sock Drawer said:

You know your material's weak when you have to explain it. 

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1 hour ago, TreatyOak said:

Logo_D_tee_Comp_2_0.jpg

Updates based on all the good feedback: 

  • Removed tongue
  • Added stubble
  • Added badass smoke from nostrils

I'll let you know if I make them available on an Etsy page. 

Thanks

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Robert Smith on Fox Sports just predicted us to make the CFP lol.

 

 

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Robert Smith on Fox Sports just predicted us to make the CFP lol.
 
 
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We can't lose if we keep the other team from scoring.

Who's watching the 2006 Texas - Nebraska game on LHN right now? Colt looks like he's 14, and I'm being generous. 

That 2006 Tech was awesome. I got so excited during the comeback that I accidentally hit Dallas Griffin's mom with a elbow. I apologized profusely. 

Any of you young guys on here should catch a game in Lubbock. I strongly recommend sitting in the Texas section with the players' families. Probably the only safe part of the stadium. It's not for the faint of heart, but there's plenty of girls, dove/duck to eat and cold beer.

39 minutes ago, TexasFan21 said:

Robert Smith on Fox Sports just predicted us to make the CFP lol.

 

 

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The f***? Does he work for Caesar's and he's trying to drive up Texas money coming in? 

 

2 hours ago, TreatyOak said:

Shamelessly gratuitous Crop Top version:

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That's probably about the right cup size to fit the average Surly poster.

Who's watching the 2006 Texas - Nebraska game on LHN right now? Colt looks like he's 14, and I'm being generous. 
That 2006 Tech was awesome. I got so excited during the comeback that I accidentally hit Dallas Griffin's mom with a elbow. I apologized profusely. 
Any of you young guys on here should catch a game in Lubbock. I strongly recommend sitting in the Texas section with the players' families. Probably the only safe part of the stadium. It's not for the faint of heart, but there's plenty of girls, dove/duck to eat and cold beer.


Watching the Nebraska game now as well. Announcer says Colt will probably be as good as he will get as a freshman since he’s a coaches son and VY was raw and continued to get better.
27 minutes ago, CurlyDumps said:

Robert Smith - FotP

 

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Boner Jamz

30 minutes ago, CurlyDumps said:

Robert Smith - FotP

 

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I know I keep saying this, but I'll have what he's having.

4 hours ago, SA-KC_Horn said:

Thong version?
Just wanna see if they have a model in a thong.

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Here you go. I realize that there are some posters in this thread that don't find Kate Upton attractive, so I've included a website suggestion especially for them:

She’s more attractive through the magic of photoshop.

 

Which is most of her decent photos.

2 hours ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Who's watching the 2006 Texas - Nebraska game on LHN right now? Colt looks like he's 14, and I'm being generous. 

That 2006 Tech was awesome. I got so excited during the comeback that I accidentally hit Dallas Griffin's mom with a elbow. I apologized profusely. 

Any of you young guys on here should catch a game in Lubbock. I strongly recommend sitting in the Texas section with the players' families. Probably the only safe part of the stadium. It's not for the faint of heart, but there's plenty of girls, dove/duck to eat and cold beer.

Was there in 2006. Was getting a lot of shit from Techsters when we went down by a lot early. Not so much later. Tech alumni center ran out of all booze after the game except Ron Rico. Spilled out into the street to the Longhorns getting on the bus. Me and my buddy took a picture with Colt, he was terrified. Was there in ‘08 too. Fuck. /sort of csb 

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