August 27, 20187 yr 18 minutes ago, Kermit said: She’s more attractive through the magic of photoshop. Which is most of her decent photos. Your girlfriend is a pig.
August 27, 20187 yr This thread is even more worthless than usual and we're less than a week away from game day. Peak Sha...err...Surly
August 27, 20187 yr 1 hour ago, Kermit said: She’s more attractive through the magic of photoshop. Which is most of her decent photos. They look exactly like how i imagined. So perfect.
August 27, 20187 yr USC announces Freshman JT Daniels to Starting Qb Sept 15th....Time for TEXAS Defense to get 6-8 Sacks and 4+ turnovers https://bleacherreport.com/articles/2792803-usc-football-names-jt-daniels-starting-qb-beats-out-jack-sears-matt-fink
August 27, 20187 yr 16 minutes ago, LTtxfan said: USC announces Freshman JT Daniels to Starting Qb Sept 15th....Time for TEXAS Defense to get 6-8 Sacks and 4+ turnovers https://bleacherreport.com/articles/2792803-usc-football-names-jt-daniels-starting-qb-beats-out-jack-sears-matt-fink Curious to see how he looks vs the trees. Stanford defense is average at best. sc is absolutely loaded. Reading sc reports they say this Daniels kid is wise beyond his years but he is a true fish.
August 27, 20187 yr He is an early like year early enrollee. He reclassified himself. Should be just starting senior year.
August 27, 20187 yr 4 minutes ago, BrazilHorn said: He is an early like year early enrollee. He reclassified himself. Should be just starting senior year. He did but I believe he is already 18 and could have been a Senior last year. He is one of those socal, private training from an early age/groomed to play qb. Edited August 27, 20187 yr by Goodman
August 27, 20187 yr 5 minutes ago, Goodman said: He did but I believe he is already 18 and could have been a Senior last year. He is one of those socal, private training from an early age/groomed to play qb. This is great. He and Moro can get to know each other.
August 27, 20187 yr 3 hours ago, CurlyDumps said: Robert Smith - FotP I'll have whatever he's smoking or drinking, both.
August 27, 20187 yr Robert Smith has been my favorite OSU athlete alumnus for most of my adult life. Very bright guy.
August 27, 20187 yr 4 hours ago, Mileslong said: Watching the Nebraska game now as well. Announcer says Colt will probably be as good as he will get as a freshman since he’s a coaches son and VY was raw and continued to get better. I was watching that game at the Texas Exes bar in Manhattan Beach. The satellite feed cut out LITERALLY as Bailey’s foot was striking the ball. I can still hear the uproar that ensued. It was like a scene out of a movie. Someone stood up on a chair and narrated the rest of the game, relaying info he was getting from a friend on his flip phone. It was a roller coaster even after the made FG. I remember him yelling, “game over!” *CHEERS* “Wait, there’s a flag!” *NOOOO!*
August 27, 20187 yr The USC kid was a 5 star QB. Glad we get him early. Edited August 27, 20187 yr by thepop
August 27, 20187 yr 5 hours ago, LTtxfan said: USC announces Freshman JT Daniels to Starting Qb Sept 15th....Time for TEXAS Defense to get 6-8 Sacks and 4+ turnovers https://bleacherreport.com/articles/2792803-usc-football-names-jt-daniels-starting-qb-beats-out-jack-sears-matt-fink Breckyn Hager Big XII Media days "to collect the souls of QBs" Go to his response at 1:13 to hear the entire quote. Suffice it to say Breck and Omenihu will be Daniel's undertakers for the evening.
August 27, 20187 yr JT is one weird looking 5* QB. He’s built like a middle aged man. His running ability is above average, but it looks very uncoordinated. Not overly athletic. Arm is pretty good. I don’t see any reason we shouldn’t shut his ass down and permanently damage his confidence as a collegiate QB.
August 27, 20187 yr True freshman on the road, 5 star or not, should still be a step down from a top 3 NFL draft pick at home. It will be the second time they’ve seen our defense though, so there won’t be any surprises. Hopefully we are dialed in that night and the crowd is electric.
August 27, 20187 yr 3 hours ago, CastHorn said: JT is one weird looking 5* QB. He’s built like a middle aged man. His running ability is above average, but it looks very uncoordinated. Not overly athletic. Arm is pretty good. I don’t see any reason we shouldn’t shut his ass down and permanently damage his confidence as a collegiate QB.
August 27, 20187 yr 14 minutes ago, HenryJames said: He looks like a kid who teethed on frozen liver and kidneys
August 27, 20187 yr Defense should be fine against SC. I'm more worried about Tim Beck and the Offense putting up 0 points in the first half
August 27, 20187 yr 9 hours ago, TexasFan21 said: Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk That's a rosy outlook. One could say: at Maryland (lost to them last year, at home, and they have a better team this year) vs Tulsa (please win) vs. USC (lost to them last year, they're loaded) vs. TCU (haven't come close to beating them in forever) at Kansas State (purple wizard, etc....) Just summoning my inner satya. Edited August 27, 20187 yr by Ghost of Shag
August 27, 20187 yr 13 hours ago, CurlyDumps said: Robert Smith - FotP That screen shot just looks good with the Longhorn on it. Edited August 27, 20187 yr by ShowmeyourTDs
August 27, 20187 yr 18 minutes ago, Ghost of Shag said: Just summoning my inner satya. 1 Hope it's your inner fuckya.
August 27, 20187 yr 26 minutes ago, HOOK'EMHOOAH said: Most overrated actor in the game. I hope we flatten his acned doppelganger.
August 27, 20187 yr 1 hour ago, HenryJames said: Over in the Madden thread, there was a comment that sometimes profiling may not be a bad thing, bc anyone who had ever seen that shooter would've guessed he was capable of some bad shit... Yeah...
August 27, 20187 yr I can’t wait for this season to get underway. Yesterday, I’m outside enjoying a beer with my dog, Earl (that’s not the dogs given name by my kids, but it’s what a call her when their not around) while grilling some burgers and steaks. I hear my wife yell for my youngest kid to bring another tiki tourch down from the upstairs closet. My youngest son’s name is Colt (yes I’m a homer). I hear her yell ... Colt bring another touchdown. Both the dog and I instinctively stood up to celebrate. Alas, she said Colt, bring another torch down. Half of my house has been struggling with allergy issues the past 2-3 weeks. My wife usually doesn’t get sick, but this morning she walks into the bathroom and says Texas Fight! Being that she is a Red Raider I looked at her perplexed, and reminded her that she only needs to say Texas! I’ll respond with the Fight! She looks at me like I’m a retard and says, honey my chest is tight as in I may be getting sick. Saturday cant get her soon enough! I am so ready for the 2018 Texas Longhorns to turn our fortunes around. We need to be back!
August 27, 20187 yr 9 minutes ago, ShowmeyourTDs said: I can’t wait for this season to get underway. Yesterday, I’m outside enjoying a beer with my dog, Earl (that’s not the dogs given name by my kids, but it’s what a call her when their not around) while grilling some burgers and steaks. I hear my wife yell for my youngest kid to bring another tiki tourch down from the upstairs closet. My youngest son’s name is Colt (yes I’m a homer). I hear her yell ... Colt bring another touchdown. Both the dog and I instinctively stood up to celebrate. Alas, she said Colt, bring another torch down. Half of my house has been struggling with allergy issues the past 2-3 weeks. My wife usually doesn’t get sick, but this morning she walks into the bathroom and says Texas Fight! Being that she is a Red Raider I looked at her perplexed, and reminded her that she only needs to say Texas! I’ll respond with the Fight! She looks at me like I’m a retard and says, honey my chest is tight as in I may be getting sick. Saturday cant get her soon enough! I am so ready for the 2018 Texas Longhorns to turn our fortunes around. We need to be back! I'll have a half of whatever this guy's having.
August 27, 20187 yr 3 minutes ago, BurdineBandit said: I'll have a half of whatever this guy's having. You are gonna get it! We are gonna surprise everyone this season.
August 27, 20187 yr 6 hours ago, HOOK'EMHOOAH said: Breckyn Hager Big XII Media days "to collect the souls of QBs" Go to his response at 1:13 to hear the entire quote. Suffice it to say Breck and Omenihu will be Daniel's undertakers for the evening. Breckyn talks like he is having a conversation with the stoners from the party at the moontower on Dazed & Confused. Martha Washington, man. She was a hip, hip lady.
August 27, 20187 yr 24 minutes ago, ShowmeyourTDs said: Yesterday, I’m outside enjoying a beer with my dog, Earl (that’s not the dogs given name by my kids, but it’s what a call her when their not around) I didn't name my dog Earl, but I'm going to start calling her Earl, too. Fantastic.
August 27, 20187 yr Not sure where to put this, so I will post it a couple of times over the next few weeks. Doesn't seem worth it's own thread... Pensacola will have a Texas Exes Chapter this year and we have set up to have 3 game watches at O'Rileys downtown. Texas v. USC, Texas - OU, and Texas v. WVU. PM me if you are in the Pensacola, FL area and want details.
August 27, 20187 yr 2 hours ago, Bigbend1812 said: So, USC is starting 90’s Ethan Hawk? Because, that's all USC currently has, at quarterback, that's deemed efficient..?
August 27, 20187 yr 2 hours ago, HenryJames said: Very similar, at least until visiting Austin this fall...
August 27, 20187 yr Looking like we will finally have decent TE play this year. I want to see what Brewer can do.
August 27, 20187 yr 7 minutes ago, Coach pop a bitch said: Looking like we will finally have decent TE play this year. I want to see what Brewer can do. Brewer is ready, level 1. So is Watson.
August 27, 20187 yr Well, I still never got a definitive answer on what F.C.B. stands for. With this group, I'll assume it's Fellatio. Cunnilingus. Buttsex. Edited August 27, 20187 yr by Born Burnt Alphabet and all.
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