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18 minutes ago, Kermit said:

She’s more attractive through the magic of photoshop.

 

Which is most of her decent photos.

Your girlfriend is a pig.

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  • I am curious why anyone thinks we will improve this year? Our best players are gone. OLine will be worse. Our QBs haven't progressed since they set foot on campus. Beck and the bin

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    Start watching men's basketball

  • Nutty Gruesome Surly Story https://bleacherreport.com/articles/2792085-ufc-fighter-suffers-gruesome-injury-in-accident-with-power-drill Sorry not football related, but definite SURLY Materia

This thread is even more worthless than usual and we're less than a week away from game day. Peak Sha...err...Surly

1 hour ago, Kermit said:

She’s more attractive through the magic of photoshop.

 

Which is most of her decent photos.

They look exactly like how i imagined. So perfect.

16 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

USC announces Freshman JT Daniels to Starting Qb

Sept 15th....Time for TEXAS Defense to get 6-8 Sacks and 4+ turnovers

https://bleacherreport.com/articles/2792803-usc-football-names-jt-daniels-starting-qb-beats-out-jack-sears-matt-fink

Curious to see how he looks vs the trees. Stanford defense is average at best. sc is absolutely loaded. Reading sc reports they say this Daniels kid is wise beyond his years but he is a true fish.

He is an early like year early enrollee. He reclassified himself. Should be just starting senior year. 

4 minutes ago, BrazilHorn said:

He is an early like year early enrollee. He reclassified himself. Should be just starting senior year. 

He did but I believe he is already 18 and could have been a Senior last year. He is one of those socal, private training from an early age/groomed to play qb. 

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5 minutes ago, Goodman said:

He did but I believe he is already 18 and could have been a Senior last year. He is one of those socal, private training from an early age/groomed to play qb. 

This is great. He and Moro can get to know each other.

3 hours ago, CurlyDumps said:

Robert Smith - FotP

 

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I'll have whatever he's smoking or drinking, both.

Robert Smith has been my favorite OSU athlete alumnus for most of my adult life.

 

Very bright guy.

4 hours ago, Mileslong said:

 


Watching the Nebraska game now as well. Announcer says Colt will probably be as good as he will get as a freshman since he’s a coaches son and VY was raw and continued to get better.

 

I was watching that game at the Texas Exes bar in Manhattan Beach.  The satellite feed cut out LITERALLY as Bailey’s foot was striking the ball.   I can still hear the uproar that ensued. It was like a scene out of a movie.  Someone stood up on a chair and narrated the rest of the game, relaying info he was getting from a friend on his flip phone. 

It was a roller coaster even after the made FG.  I remember him yelling, “game over!” *CHEERS*  “Wait, there’s a flag!” *NOOOO!*

The USC kid was a 5 star QB. Glad we get him early.

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5 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

USC announces Freshman JT Daniels to Starting Qb

Sept 15th....Time for TEXAS Defense to get 6-8 Sacks and 4+ turnovers

https://bleacherreport.com/articles/2792803-usc-football-names-jt-daniels-starting-qb-beats-out-jack-sears-matt-fink

Breckyn Hager Big XII Media days "to collect the souls of QBs"

Go to his response at 1:13 to hear the entire quote.

 

Suffice it to say Breck and Omenihu will be Daniel's undertakers for the evening.

JT is one weird looking 5* QB. He’s built like a middle aged man. His running ability is above average, but it looks very uncoordinated. Not overly athletic. Arm is pretty good. I don’t see any reason we shouldn’t shut his ass down and permanently damage his confidence as a collegiate QB.

True freshman on the road, 5 star or not, should still be a step down from a top 3 NFL draft pick at home.

It will be the second time they’ve seen our defense though, so there won’t be any surprises. Hopefully we are dialed in that night and the crowd is electric.

3 hours ago, CastHorn said:

JT is one weird looking 5* QB. He’s built like a middle aged man. His running ability is above average, but it looks very uncoordinated. Not overly athletic. Arm is pretty good. I don’t see any reason we shouldn’t shut his ass down and permanently damage his confidence as a collegiate QB.

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14 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

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He looks like a kid who teethed on frozen liver and kidneys

Defense should be fine against SC. I'm more worried about Tim Beck and the Offense putting up 0 points in the first half 

9 hours ago, TexasFan21 said:

 

 

 


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That's a rosy outlook.  One could say:

at Maryland (lost to them last year, at home, and they have a better team this year)

vs Tulsa (please win)

vs. USC (lost to them last year, they're loaded)

vs. TCU (haven't come close to beating them in forever)

at Kansas State (purple wizard, etc....)

 

Just summoning my inner satya.

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13 hours ago, CurlyDumps said:

Robert Smith - FotP

 

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That screen shot just looks good with the Longhorn on it.

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18 minutes ago, Ghost of Shag said:

 

Just summoning my inner satya.

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Hope it's your inner fuckya.

26 minutes ago, HOOK'EMHOOAH said:

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Most overrated actor in the game. I hope we flatten his acned doppelganger.

7 minutes ago, Bodacious Bevo said:

 

Interesting. Figured he'd be a round 2-3 guy

1 hour ago, HenryJames said:

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Daniels_JT_2018.jpg

 

Over in the Madden thread, there was a comment that sometimes profiling may not be a bad thing, bc anyone who had ever seen that shooter would've guessed he was capable of some bad shit... 

Yeah... 

I can’t wait for this season to get underway.  Yesterday, I’m outside enjoying a beer with my dog, Earl (that’s not the dogs given name by my kids, but it’s what a call her when their not around) while grilling some burgers and steaks. I hear my wife yell for my youngest kid to bring another tiki tourch down from the upstairs closet.  My youngest son’s name is Colt (yes I’m a homer).  I hear her yell ... Colt bring another touchdown.  Both the dog and I instinctively stood up to celebrate.  Alas, she said Colt, bring another torch down.

Half of my house has been struggling with allergy issues the past 2-3 weeks.  My wife usually doesn’t get sick, but this morning she walks into the bathroom and says Texas Fight!  Being that she is a Red Raider I looked at her perplexed, and reminded her that she only needs to say Texas!  I’ll respond with the Fight!  She looks at me like I’m a retard and says, honey my chest is tight as in I may be getting sick.  

Saturday cant get her soon enough!  I am so ready for the 2018 Texas Longhorns to turn our fortunes around.  We need to be back!

 

9 minutes ago, ShowmeyourTDs said:

I can’t wait for this season to get underway.  Yesterday, I’m outside enjoying a beer with my dog, Earl (that’s not the dogs given name by my kids, but it’s what a call her when their not around) while grilling some burgers and steaks. I hear my wife yell for my youngest kid to bring another tiki tourch down from the upstairs closet.  My youngest son’s name is Colt (yes I’m a homer).  I hear her yell ... Colt bring another touchdown.  Both the dog and I instinctively stood up to celebrate.  Alas, she said Colt, bring another torch down.

Half of my house has been struggling with allergy issues the past 2-3 weeks.  My wife usually doesn’t get sick, but this morning she walks into the bathroom and says Texas Fight!  Being that she is a Red Raider I looked at her perplexed, and reminded her that she only needs to say Texas!  I’ll respond with the Fight!  She looks at me like I’m a retard and says, honey my chest is tight as in I may be getting sick.  

Saturday cant get her soon enough!  I am so ready for the 2018 Texas Longhorns to turn our fortunes around.  We need to be back!

 

I'll have a half of whatever this guy's having.

3 minutes ago, BurdineBandit said:

I'll have a half of whatever this guy's having.

You are gonna get it!  We are gonna surprise everyone this season.

6 hours ago, HOOK'EMHOOAH said:

Breckyn Hager Big XII Media days "to collect the souls of QBs"

Go to his response at 1:13 to hear the entire quote.

 

Suffice it to say Breck and Omenihu will be Daniel's undertakers for the evening.

Breckyn talks like he is having a conversation with the stoners from the party at the moontower on Dazed & Confused. Martha Washington, man. She was a hip, hip lady.

24 minutes ago, ShowmeyourTDs said:

Yesterday, I’m outside enjoying a beer with my dog, Earl (that’s not the dogs given name by my kids, but it’s what a call her when their not around)

I didn't name my dog Earl, but I'm going to start calling her Earl, too. Fantastic. 

Not sure where to put this, so I will post it a couple of times over the next few weeks.  Doesn't seem worth it's own thread...

Pensacola will have a Texas Exes Chapter this year and we have set up to have 3 game watches at O'Rileys downtown.  Texas v. USC, Texas - OU, and Texas v. WVU.

PM me if you are in the Pensacola, FL area and want details.

2 hours ago, Bigbend1812 said:

So, USC is starting 90’s Ethan Hawk?

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Because, that's all USC currently has, at quarterback, that's deemed efficient..?

2 hours ago, HenryJames said:

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images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS9Lkd9WcoYUEV_1tbPksO Very similar, at least until visiting Austin this fall...

That Hager interview was hilarious.

7 minutes ago, Coach pop a bitch said:

Looking like we will finally have decent TE play this year. I want to see what Brewer can do.

Brewer is ready, level 1. So is Watson.

7 hours ago, HenryJames said:

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I think I went to HS with that guy

Well, I still never got a definitive answer on what F.C.B. stands for. With this group, I'll assume it's Fellatio. Cunnilingus. Buttsex.

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Alphabet and all.

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