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Welcome to the 40 acres big man. Great life choice and the future is bright for you. Work hard and kick ass. Hook ‘Em Baby!!!! 🤘🏼🤘🏼🤘🏼

God damn this monster will be a great one. Flood is a big humans chasing mf'er. Add in John Mills, who is criminally underrated, and we are going to be dominant in the trenches for years to come. The Coleman twins are also underrated. Baker/Brooks/Cojoe on the right side, Goosby/Turntine on the left side with Mills up next, and good lord we are going to murder teams. 

On 8/23/2024 at 4:00 PM, Junior Bonner said:

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this is nice and all but was looking forward to your other usual photos...

We may legit have the biggest offensive line in CFB in the coming years. It's no joke. Flood is finding literal giants and turning them into future NFL players. 

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Absolute mauler. Flood knows we're going to win the Joe Moore award and murder everyone in our way. We are unstoppable, unless you read aggy already penciling us as a loss to them. 

Their delusion knows no bounds. It's both fascinating but also scary.  

1 hour ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

Absolute mauler. Flood knows we're going to win the Joe Moore award and murder everyone in our way. We are unstoppable, unless you read aggy already penciling us as a loss to them. 

Their delusion knows no bounds. It's both fascinating but also scary.  

I swear I read one if their posters is convinced they horns will get by georgia but lose to them …… ffs

13 hours ago, Rholl said:

I swear I read one if their posters is convinced they horns will get by georgia but lose to them …… ffs

We are going to roll Georgia. This isn't Ole Miss, we are just as big, if not bigger, we are definitely fast and deeper, and it's at home. I look forwto beating them at home and in the SEC championship game, assuming they make it. If not, Mizzou is in deep, deep trouble. 

For a team that's only made the CFB playoffs thrice, they act like they're Bama. Yes, they have 2 NC'S, but it's not like they're regulars to the playoffs. They should resign themselves that'll either miss it after losses to us and Bama, or they'll lose early due to their injury on the o-line/no Bowers or McConkey leading WR no longer on team. They are vulnerable. Our speed is beyond elite, and our depth is the best in the country.

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The early spring reports suggested he was battling for a spot in the 2 deep.  No idea if that is still the case but dude is clearly massive.

21 minutes ago, alincoln said:

The early spring reports suggested he was battling for a spot in the 2 deep.  No idea if that is still the case but dude is clearly massive.


Well considering spring practice hasn’t started and there are not any spring  reports yet I think you need to find new sources of information. 

1 minute ago, Newy25 said:


Well considering spring practice hasn’t started and there are not any spring  reports yet I think you need to find new sources of information. 

Maybe he meant his past year’s high school spring practice. 

I like the report. Very impressive start to get in the two deep so early. I expect him to be getting  pre- spring starters reps by Monday.

2 hours ago, Newy25 said:


Well considering spring practice hasn’t started and there are not any spring  reports yet I think you need to find new sources of information. 

 

double secret spring training 

 

3 hours ago, Newy25 said:


Well considering spring practice hasn’t started and there are not any spring  reports yet I think you need to find new sources of information. 

I read it somewhere too. Think it was $9.95 speculation that he could compete for a spot. 

Nothing like “Double Secret” Spring Football. CDC did say that they’ll have some form of fan event with the players, maybe some form of practice for the fans, but it’ll be more of a Fan Day than the usual Orange/White game.

Hook’em!!!

April 26th?

Hook’em!!!

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Gerry Hamilton has been talking about him as having made a huge impact in the spring practices. Baker is going to be the starter as of right now, but Brooks made a case for playing time in the fall. This will be a bit of a setback. As usual, I'm glad no one was hurt and I hope this serves as a learning opportunity so he doesn't do this again. 

"I have a Tuesday meeting I'd like to invite you to, Nick."

Steve Sarkisian, probably. 

3 hours ago, speed817 said:

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Probably takes a lot of drinks for a big ol fucker like him to get drunk. Walk/ uber hell take a scooter.

I have a similar reaction to many here between this and the football forum.
 

If he were speeding, but they didn’t detect alcohol, they must have detected weed scent in the car for having probable cause to search, right? You would think with a pen he’d know to have some windows open as a pen doesn’t smell anywhere near as bad as sparked flower. Just dumb in many ways.

Would he had to have failed a field sobriety test for them to take him in for DWI with a pen on him vs just charging with possession? Or is the speeding and having it on his possession enough for DWI? If he failed a field sobriety test, charge seems legitimate regardless of substance of cause. 

9 minutes ago, Gidnik said:


The affidavit said Brooks was given a breath test at the scene with a 0.00 result, but an officer determined Brooks was “intoxicated due to the introduction of cannabis/CNS depressants” and was “unable to operate a vehicle safely.”

https://www.kxan.com/sports-general/horns-report/texas-longhorns-football-player-arrested-charged-with-dwi/

There's no way to prove that without field sobriety testing.  

Unless they have body cam footage of him asleep or slumped over the wheel, it's getting dismissed.

50 minutes ago, SizzleChest said:

There's no way to prove that without field sobriety testing.  

Unless they have body cam footage of him asleep or slumped over the wheel, it's getting dismissed.

That or he did a field sobriety test and failed that. Would seem without a field sobriety test failure, going to have a hard time making it stick as a DWI. Curious though, doesn’t a vape pen imply THC concentrate in TX which comes with felony offenses for any amount as opposed to misdemeanor possession of personal amounts of flower? Interesting the charges brought forward at this point.

1 minute ago, I Plead Da Fif said:

Would seem without a field sobriety test failure, going to have a hard time making it stick as a DWI. 

Even with the field sobriety tests, its not an easy case for the DA.

This is akin to you getting pulled over, them finding a bottle of alcohol in your car, and then you performing poorly on FSTs.

Missing any evidence of actual consumption - smell on breath, admission of drinking, etc.

Regardless of the charges, he was in jail from 3am to 7:30 pm or thereabouts. That's going to leave a mark. 

You can beat the time but you can't beat the ride. 

The man was caught with the Devil’s potion!

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