April 30Apr 30 Popular Post Years ago, I drove from Nastys to The Yellow Rose late at night. I had drank enough Everclear margaritas to euthanize an elephant. I was smoking a left-handed cigarette with Bad Attitude by Honeymoon Suite blasting from my one working speaker. I stopped for some smokes at a pool hall off Lamar. Some stuff happened, and I had to punch a mulatto girl in a wheelchair. Early next month, there is a very good chance I will be selected as Pope, so don't write off Nick just yet.
April 30Apr 30 59 minutes ago, JFKFC said: Years ago, I drove from Nastys to The Yellow Rose late at night. I had drank enough Everclear margaritas to euthanize an elephant. I was smoking a left-handed cigarette with Bad Attitude by Honeymoon Suite blasting from my one working speaker. I stopped for some smokes at a pool hall off Lamar. Some stuff happened, and I had to punch a mulatto girl in a wheelchair. Early next month, there is a very good chance I will be selected as Pope, so don't write off Nick just yet. Painfully unfunny
April 30Apr 30 These charges will either be completely dismissed or downgraded to jaywalking. The only thing Brooks has to fear is Sark and Flood, and he should be very afraid of them. I'm sure that Sark tells parents that they can entrust their sons to his care, that they will go to class, get their degrees and keep out of trouble. He's gotta pissed as a bear with a sore paw.
May 1May 1 On 4/29/2025 at 8:25 PM, DixonHur said: You guys are sounding a lot like aggy. Let's not defend a kid who's not only driving while high but also speeding in a busy entertainment zone at closing time. Punish the kid, hope he learned his lesson and then move on. But please don't try to rationalize the situation or blame the cops.
May 1May 1 On 4/29/2025 at 1:53 PM, Tex-19 said: Suspend him a couple games for speeding at 2am while high but also for being a dumbass and telling the cop he's high and going to 21+ clubs. This certainly isn't a bad offense for a college kid but good learning opportunity. Can't let blatant stupidity go unpunished even if it's something 90% of people have done in college. Are folks high on the weedgrass known for having their wits about them, thinking clearly, and acting strategically?
May 1May 1 2 minutes ago, DixonHur said: Sounds like Sark needs to implement a "right to remain silent" class for freshmen Snitches get stitches.... He's going to catch hell from both the coaches and his teammates lol.
May 1May 1 This is how you lose access to scrip clubs as an under age football player. That’s where he will get the business from the coaching staff, if not the private Pyle treatment from the team.
May 1May 1 On 4/29/2025 at 10:05 PM, JFKFC said: Years ago, I drove from Nastys to The Yellow Rose late at night. I had drank❌ enough Everclear margaritas to euthanize an elephant. I was smoking a left-handed cigarette with Bad Attitude by Honeymoon Suite blasting from my one working speaker. I stopped for some smokes at a pool hall off Lamar. Some stuff happened, and I had to punch a mulatto girl in a wheelchair. Early next month, there is a very good chance I will be selected as Pope, so don't write off Nick just yet. “Had drunk enough…” Past participle can be used as adjectives: Ex. “He is drunk.” The past participles is where “drunk” comes from in the first place. You were already stupid for driving drunk. Don’t be stupid again. 👨🎓🤘🍺 Edited May 1May 1 by Napoleon
May 1May 1 9 hours ago, DixonHur said: Sounds like Sark needs to implement a "right to remain silent" class for freshmen A deferred suspension for half the first quarter against SJSU seems like a fair punishment.
May 1May 1 13 hours ago, DixonHur said: Sounds like Sark needs to implement a "right to remain silent" class for freshmen We really did steal one from Kirby
May 1May 1 16 hours ago, DixonHur said: Sounds like Sark needs to implement a "right to remain silent" class for freshmen
May 3May 3 “Body tremors while standing on one leg” get fucked APD. AFD and you should take all those overtime hours and grill at an old person’s house.
May 3May 3 Try standing on one leg with the other elevated when you weigh 300+ MFer.I’d have body tremors doing it sober at 220.Hook’em!!!
May 3May 3 7 hours ago, StassneyHorn said: “Body tremors while standing on one leg” How about during a thunder/snow storm above the tree line in Rocky Mountain National Park? About 10 years ago, I went to a funeral in Austin for a HS friend, and after a week of seeing friends I hadn't seen in 20 years, I left Austin at midnight and was driving on I-10, east of Columbus. I dozed off in my F-250 going 75-80 mph, opened my eyes, jerked the wheel and hit the guard rail, and shot across the road way and hit the concrete retaining wall on the opposite side of the bridge. The impact put a 6" dent in the rear wheel and ripped the rear axle off one side, and the impact with the bridge bent the 8" beams on the brush guard flush with the front of the truck. I walked away without a scratch. A motorist behind me told the DPS Trooper I had been weaving for ~10 miles, and the Trooper was very business like and attentive, until he saw the empty Crown Royal bag hanging from the dash board (it had reading glasses, sun glasses, phone charger and other misc. crap, not paraphernalia, in it.) His attitude changed 180° and I got the full treatment. I was standing next to I-10, in shorts and a tee shirt, cars and trucks flying by with a 20+ mph wind blowing and I was cold and in shock, shaking like a leaf. He put me through all the "tests" that he would normally do, but completely ignored the fact I had just hit a concrete wall going 80 mph. Good thing I was yoga instructor and 5'-8" and 150 lbs. The ambulance came and "checked me out". In the middle of their "exam", a call on the radio alerted of another accident with injuries, and the ambulance wrapped it up and took off. I called my wife in Katy~ 2 am, and she hit the button that said she was "busy and would call back later". WTF? I finally got her to answer the phone, and said she would be there in an hour. Totally spaced out; forgot I had AAA. The wrecker driver took me and my belongings to a gas station, and I sat outside on the curb by myself with my belongings in a pile, and waited for an hour for my ride home. One of many out of body experiences in my life. We made our morning flight to St. Louis for vacation later that same morning.
May 3May 3 27 minutes ago, PTINS said: I called my wife in Katy~ 2 am, and she hit the button that said she was "busy and would call back later". WTF? “busy” at 2 am. oh, she was busy, all right.
May 3May 3 2 hours ago, PTINS said: How about during a thunder/snow storm above the tree line in Rocky Mountain National Park? About 10 years ago, I went to a funeral in Austin for a HS friend, and after a week of seeing friends I hadn't seen in 20 years, I left Austin at midnight and was driving on I-10, east of Columbus. I dozed off in my F-250 going 75-80 mph, opened my eyes, jerked the wheel and hit the guard rail, and shot across the road way and hit the concrete retaining wall on the opposite side of the bridge. The impact put a 6" dent in the rear wheel and ripped the rear axle off one side, and the impact with the bridge bent the 8" beams on the brush guard flush with the front of the truck. I walked away without a scratch. A motorist behind me told the DPS Trooper I had been weaving for ~10 miles, and the Trooper was very business like and attentive, until he saw the empty Crown Royal bag hanging from the dash board (it had reading glasses, sun glasses, phone charger and other misc. crap, not paraphernalia, in it.) His attitude changed 180° and I got the full treatment. I was standing next to I-10, in shorts and a tee shirt, cars and trucks flying by with a 20+ mph wind blowing and I was cold and in shock, shaking like a leaf. He put me through all the "tests" that he would normally do, but completely ignored the fact I had just hit a concrete wall going 80 mph. Good thing I was yoga instructor and 5'-8" and 150 lbs. The ambulance came and "checked me out". In the middle of their "exam", a call on the radio alerted of another accident with injuries, and the ambulance wrapped it up and took off. I called my wife in Katy~ 2 am, and she hit the button that said she was "busy and would call back later". WTF? I finally got her to answer the phone, and said she would be there in an hour. Totally spaced out; forgot I had AAA. The wrecker driver took me and my belongings to a gas station, and I sat outside on the curb by myself with my belongings in a pile, and waited for an hour for my ride home. One of many out of body experiences in my life. We made our morning flight to St. Louis for vacation later that same morning. A lot to unpack here but all I really think matters here is 5'8 150 yogi wrecks his wife's f250 and she ignored his 1 am texts because she's "busy"
May 3May 3 2 hours ago, PTINS said: ... Totally spaced out... 2 hours ago, futureman said: “busy” at 2 am. oh, she was busy, all right. 18 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said: A lot to unpack here but all I really think matters here is 5'8 150 yogi wrecks his wife's f250 and she ignored his 1 am texts because she's "busy" We may have found South Austin's step-dad.
May 3May 3 On 5/1/2025 at 10:54 AM, UnhappilyMarried said: We really did steal one from Kirby Not so fast my friend, none of the UGa players drive under 100
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