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CSU -     24

TEXAS - 55

 

WR -  269

 

Quinn and the War Boys ride!

 

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Horns 48
rams 13

347yds by the WR room

Texas - 45

CSU - 7

WR yards: 313

*Note to Wulaw: You should’ve just specified receiving yards. With touch passes and screens, there’s no reason to hand the ball off to a WR anymore. They’re going to end every game with roughly 0 rushing yards. Just an FYI from someone that watches football. 

Texas - 45

Colorado State - 20

Yards from scrimmage from the WR room - 282 

45 - 13 Texas

WR - 287

I'm imaging the runningback room to get some yards in the air as well. 

Texas - 47

CSU - 20

WR - 305

I am on a 30-day no drinking.  It ends on Friday, the 6th.  So, this will be my last weekend of football this year with no booze.  Nothing needs to happen this game to cause me to stop my 30-days a week early.  

something like 35-7 or 35-10 nearing the 4th quarter before we completely open the depth chart.  My guess is final score will be something like 42/45 to 17.

Burnt Orange 50

Green & Yaller 13

WRs 283

Chaps babes orgasms 27 (4 faked)

45 - 10

283 WR yards 

Texas 52

CSU 10

 

WR yards: 240

 

Texas sets the tone for the season early.  Arch comes in and electrifies.  Even Owens has a td drive.  This is going to be amazing.

13 hours ago, kingkoopa6 said:

50-30

Horns 

333 yards 

Yea. I’m dumb.  
 

I think I meant 50-3 👀 lol

9 hours ago, TexArcher said:

CSU - 13

Texas - 52

 

WR yards - 264

 

I owe our team a 13-point apology...

 

On 8/25/2024 at 9:32 AM, Wulaw Horn said:

Note- not receiving yards- yards from scrimmage. So WR running yards count too. 

Should give these complex stats some thought in the future. When Ryan Niblett has rushing yards, and negative passing yards, was he a wide receiver, or a wide receiver lining up as the running back, because of the injuries, or both? I could argue his running yards shouldn’t count but passing should, or vice versa depending upon the position he was in. 

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5 hours ago, Dbeasy said:

Where’s the result/winner?

I always do that at work the next day when I get in a real computer and have notepads and the like. Will update Tuesday. 

40 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

Should give these complex stats some thought in the future. When Ryan Niblett has rushing yards, and negative passing yards, was he a wide receiver, or a wide receiver lining up as the running back, because of the injuries, or both? I could argue his running yards shouldn’t count but passing should, or vice versa depending upon the position he was in. 

He’s in the WR room- WR. 

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On 8/25/2024 at 4:04 PM, conVINCEd said:

Texas 52

CSU 3

348 WR yards

 

On 8/25/2024 at 6:23 PM, TexasPride10 said:

Horns win 52-10 

WR Yards From Scrimmage = 352 (which will include a long run on a jet sweep pitch/handoff).  

 

On 8/26/2024 at 12:03 AM, Walte464 said:

Texas 52

others- 10

387 receiving yards

 

On 8/26/2024 at 5:33 PM, Pods said:

52 - 10.

CSU TD on a long busted play and field goal off a stupid early game type of mistake leaving CSU with good field position to start the drive. 

286 WR yards. 

 

On 8/26/2024 at 8:51 PM, Hiphopopotamos said:

Texas - 52

Colorado St - 5

WR’s - 350

 

On 8/30/2024 at 10:57 AM, TexasFan21 said:

Good guys: 52

Bad guys: 10

WR's: 321

 

On 8/31/2024 at 12:30 PM, Xcalibur said:

Texas 52

CSU 10

 

WR yards: 240

 

Texas sets the tone for the season early.  Arch comes in and electrifies.  Even Owens has a td drive.  This is going to be amazing.

@conVINCEd with the clear win.  52-5 not bad at all for second place.  Then a ton of people had the game more or less right at 52-10 and honored here. Only pay the winner but like to give a little shout out to everyone that's close. 

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On 8/31/2024 at 1:53 PM, Hornius Emeritus said:

Texas 56

CSU 7

246 yards

This one actually gets the bronze I think.  3 points off on the margin and 11 on the total edges out all the 52-10 who were 10 points off on the margin and 10 points off on the total.  silver medal was still 52-5.  

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On 8/25/2024 at 8:02 AM, Nueces River Rat said:

UT 49

CSU 10

WR 277

 

On 8/25/2024 at 8:20 AM, BurntOrangeBlooded15 said:

Horns - 38

Other horned animals - 10

 

WR room - 282 yards 

 

I feel like game 1 offensively always starts a little slow.  Quinn gets rollin after the first few series and throws for 3 TDs.  Blue/Wisner combo runs for a TD a piece and Burt hits him a 47 yarder early.  Arch gets a few series and our late addition SMU back gets a few toats along with Gibson. D forces a fumble, has 3+ sacks and Barron gets pick 1 of the year.  

 

On 8/25/2024 at 9:25 AM, BrazilHorn said:

48-24 Texas

late garbage time TDs by CSU

WR room 285 yds as Sark wants load off RBs going into next week

 

On 8/25/2024 at 9:27 AM, Knoxtnhorn said:

Texas 31 - 9.

Receivers: 267

 

On 8/25/2024 at 10:33 AM, Wishbone said:

Texas - 42

CSU - 13

WR - 283 yds.

 

On 8/25/2024 at 11:51 AM, DFW Horn said:

TEXAS - 47

CSU - 17

WR's - 277 yds.

 

On 8/25/2024 at 12:11 PM, SuckitKevin said:

Texas 52

CS 13

WR 282

 

 

On 8/25/2024 at 12:14 PM, BigOrange1 said:

Texas 48 - CSU 16

286 WR yards from scrimmage

 

 

On 8/25/2024 at 1:47 PM, lemonandaturd said:

Texas 49 CSU 17

WR yds 275

 

On 8/25/2024 at 8:58 PM, Henry Hill said:

Texas - 48

CSU - 17

WRs - 285

 

On 8/26/2024 at 1:58 AM, Tailgate said:

Horns 49

CSU 20

WR 281

 

On 8/26/2024 at 7:35 AM, Tylerocks said:

Texas 45

CSU 21

WR- 267 yds

 

On 8/26/2024 at 2:24 PM, Plorant said:

Texas 54 

CSU 10

WR- 287 Yards

Pregnant chicks- 2

Texas offense way too much to handle in the heat for the visiting Rams.  The Texas defense gets to show off it's shiny new toys on the EDGE.  Trey Moore and Colin Simmons combine for 3 sacks and a shitload of QB pressures.  Arch Manning gets to play from late 3rd Quarter on and leads 2 touchdown drives.  Each drive leads to a lovely lady after the game where the next generation of Manning QB family is secured.  

 

On 8/26/2024 at 3:15 PM, Mudcat35 said:

Horns:  45

CSU:  16

WRs:  273 yards

 

On 8/26/2024 at 5:33 PM, Pods said:

52 - 10.

CSU TD on a long busted play and field goal off a stupid early game type of mistake leaving CSU with good field position to start the drive. 

286 WR yards. 

 

On 8/29/2024 at 7:42 AM, Bigbend1812 said:

CSU -     24

TEXAS - 55

 

WR -  269

 

Quinn and the War Boys ride!

 

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On 8/29/2024 at 2:11 PM, idigTexas said:

Texas - 45

Colorado State - 20

Yards from scrimmage from the WR room - 282 

 

On 8/29/2024 at 3:36 PM, BlackChicken said:

45 - 13 Texas

WR - 287

I'm imaging the runningback room to get some yards in the air as well. 

 

On 8/30/2024 at 9:51 AM, MuellerHorn said:

UT: 55

CSU: 17

WRs: 285

 

 

On 8/31/2024 at 2:43 AM, Bama Llama said:

Burnt Orange 50

Green & Yaller 13

WRs 283

Chaps babes orgasms 27 (4 faked)

 

On 8/31/2024 at 7:24 AM, Zharkov said:

Texas 45-17

278 yds

 

On 8/31/2024 at 7:51 AM, JBJ said:

45 - 10

283 WR yards 

 

On 8/31/2024 at 7:52 AM, HalfSack Horn said:

44-13 Good guys 

WRs - 284 yards from scrimmage

Everyone who got within 10 yards- there were a lot.

2 people nailed it exactly at277 yards:

@Nueces River Rat and @DFW Horn take a bow.  Nueces is a little closer on the score prediction so going to say he pulled out the win. Lots of good guesses. 

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